Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #16 - Qui-Gon Jinn
Added 2020-04-12 17:14:51 +0000 UTCOn this month's entry in the Gleep Glossary, Eric entertains the guys with the tale of another supposed leader who failed to stop a phantom menace, Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn! If only the world's tallest Jedi had lived long enough to retire to Tatooine and adopt a dumb alias! Was he actually more stubborn than a bantha? And why did Qui-Gon tell that reporter, unprompted, that he walked the streets looking to rough up Siths? PLUS: He was cremated with honors?
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Comments
This is like, a lethal recording. It’s nearly killed me several times.
Jack Raymond
2023-04-04 16:34:51 +0000 UTCGreg dooku
Justin Wilkis
2022-01-24 21:47:51 +0000 UTCThe Pee Pee Poo Pooen stuff had me laughing so freaking hard! Thanks guys
Glenn
2020-06-20 14:38:30 +0000 UTCThe Star Wars wiki is for sure just a bunch of nonsense, but go try to read a single page of the LotR wiki, it’s like trying to read German while getting whipped with a belt.
John Beckmann
2020-04-15 22:05:54 +0000 UTCI did a 3rd grade science project on the planet Peepeepoopoo and it's unusual ecology
Smaug
2020-04-14 04:45:25 +0000 UTCBecause my brain only has room for pointless trivia and minor plot details, I remember that Qui-Gon's master was Count Dooku. So he was trained by Christopher Lee!
Noah Goucher
2020-04-13 23:24:42 +0000 UTC“Greeeg! Greg!” -Batfleck
Paul
2020-04-13 21:18:48 +0000 UTCIt looks like its canon now that Qui-Gon's instructor was Dooku, so Christopher Lee was Greg.
QB
2020-04-13 13:58:09 +0000 UTCLMAO. Qui-Gon grooming is disgusting
Frank Grimes
2020-04-13 13:52:40 +0000 UTCRe: innappropriate names in genre fiction. Actual (SERIOUSLY) word-for-word quote from The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant Book One: "And as a token that what I say is the one word of truth, tell them this: Drool Rockworm, Cavewight of Mount Thunder, has found the Staff of Law, which was lost ten times a hundred years ago by Kevin at the Ritual of Desecration."
Hercules
2020-04-13 10:13:30 +0000 UTCThe name of Qui-Gonn's home world cannot be any worse than Obi-Wan's home planet - Stewjon. Lucas said Obi-Wan was from Stewjon during an interview with Jon Stewart and it became canon.
Jake Kroker
2020-04-13 10:00:13 +0000 UTC“The force is strong with this boy. I checked his blood and he is impressively healthy. Let me take him with me, away from his only parent. I’ll groom him, and take good care of him, like his new daddy. It won’t be creepy at all.” -Actually happened in a Star Wars movie.
Paul
2020-04-12 17:47:04 +0000 UTC
