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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #6 - Melas the Sarkan

On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the tall tale of a guy that didn't always exist in the Star Wars Universe: Melas the Sarkan! Vaping his way across the galaxy, Melas was only added to Star Wars when Big Daddy George started messing with the theatrical cuts! How chill is this lizard-with-a-whale-head-in-a-Kangol-hat? And was he really kicked out of his home town for being a gregarious party dude?

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story is a show where the guys try to honor the legacy of SW characters we've all been told don't matter anymore! 

Thank you for continuing to support this weird, wild adventure we're on!

Original cover art by friend of the show, Felipe Sobreiro.

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #6 - Melas the Sarkan

Comments

Loved the Best in Show nuts bit!

Joe Cooley

*vapes*

J O'Lear

Is there any other place to listen to the sithmentary other than CD baby?

J HEASLEY

This counts as an endorsement to go steal copper wire, right?

Jon Brubeck

Does Sebulba count as a biped if walks around on his hands?

Happy Birthtime!

Star Wars Rpg! I hope they do this

michael brayshaw

I’m tempted to pull out my old Westwood Star Wars book and generate characters for them. Not sure who would be what but I know Chris Cabin will play a biped

Dan sulin

hand and mouth stuff counts as sex you sad sacks

Ben Philip Formhals

Melas was smuggling jewels out like Corey Feldman on the pirate ship in Goonies.

Joseph Brown

I don’t know if this is a hot take or not, but Star Tours is in my top 5 Star Wars Movies.

Cj

lol @ the wendy's story...I used to frequent a Subway before work and that happened to me...and like you...never again.

Frank Grimes

Save the RPG episode for the next WLM month! :D

Felipe Sobreiro


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