Twilight: Breaking Dawnmentary Part 1
Added 2019-03-27 02:20:21 +0000 UTCIt's the beginning of the end as the gang turns on the second-to-last film in the Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn Part 1! This commentary—recorded during a Power Hour drinking "game"—is brimming with fabulous observations such as: Are these vampires opening an Etsy store? Why are these dogs just now talking? Is it possible Jasper's haircut isn't stupid? Does Carlyle own those two people on the island? Is playing chess on your honeymoon a bad sign? And did the guy playing the preacher win a fan contest to get cast? PLUS: Did Chris Cabin fall over on his way to the bathroom?
WARNING: This commentary track is for entertainment purposes only! We Hate Movies DOES NOT ENDORSE binge drinking, Power Hours, or consumption of alcohol in any other irresponsible way. Should you choose to "play along," you do so when OF AGE, at your own risk, under proper supervision—and you DO NOT get behind the wheel afterwards!
NOTE: We recorded this commentary using the THEATRICAL cut of the film.
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Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
Comments
I love the dichotomy of how they got super wasted and liked the third one more than the rest and then did the same for this one and absolutely hated it.
Tanner
2024-02-01 18:55:30 +0000 UTCszyszka dropped a “here’s to feeling good all the time” quote and no one else acknowledged it. I got you ES. Booooo
Kyle
2019-05-07 04:23:36 +0000 UTCWhat I do is watch the movie and listen after, syncing is too much work
Julianne Hannes
2019-04-13 22:22:44 +0000 UTCMaybe next time do the power hour in the middle of the movie. I do want to say driving to work and listening is so confusing. Did they only have sex the one time and she had to ask for more sex.
Dawn Elicia Billings
2019-04-11 14:36:41 +0000 UTCEric is my soul brother. I need to dribkbeeresveuth him. Period.
Christian Gavey
2019-03-31 05:07:24 +0000 UTCHoly shit, you guys... This movie sets back civilization (and feminism) by at least 60 years. Painful to watch. Esp all the creepy pregnancy stuff. Shudder Island. That being said, you guys were hilarious. ;)
Allison
2019-03-31 02:15:25 +0000 UTCFor the last commentary of this Twilight death live video of u guys doing it ? That way we all feel the pain ?
Erik Nelson
2019-03-29 03:38:06 +0000 UTCIn one of your past Twilightmentaries you mentioned 'these dogs should be talking' - I remember thinking 'just you wait..."
Lynne Olson
2019-03-28 15:56:09 +0000 UTCCan you please cover INNERSPACE the next WLM month?
Felipe Sobreiro
2019-03-28 14:16:31 +0000 UTCI ship Randy Blerr Blehh and Lurahh Crufft
Jack
2019-03-27 23:48:35 +0000 UTCNOTE - the “Saga” is no longer included w/ Prime, but they are currently free with HULU
The Mad Jay Woman
2019-03-27 20:13:25 +0000 UTCThe "Flowers from the Mouth" exchange is so funny.
Forrest Lillibridge
2019-03-27 20:10:59 +0000 UTCWould settle for a picture of the puke bucket afterewards
Jason Berg
2019-03-27 13:16:21 +0000 UTCPlease release the puke bucket footage
Brian W
2019-03-27 04:25:38 +0000 UTCI've been waiting for this with baited breath... and a twelve-pack of Rolling Rock.
Alexander DeMoll
2019-03-27 02:51:51 +0000 UTC
