Episode 410 - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Added 2019-03-14 23:42:17 +0000 UTCOn this month's patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the dull-as-dirt video game adaptation, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider! What's with all the lame magic in this movie? Why did they make Daniel Craig do an American accent? And why did she have to peg that statue? PLUS: QAnon adopts this film as scripture! Catch 'em in BED with a Tomb Raider!
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider stars Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight, Iain Glen, Noah Taylor, and Daniel Craig; directed by Simon West.
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Tim Ward
2019-07-19 09:11:13 +0000 UTCListen to the "It," "Runaway Bride," "Bye-Bye Man" and "Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" episodes. You'll piss yourself.
Amy Broughton
2019-04-22 02:01:00 +0000 UTCI know what you meant but I legit had to laugh at "I grew up IN a Sega Genesis..." also, not laughing at you, laughing with you :)
Chris M.
2019-04-13 16:59:21 +0000 UTCThat one goes on the list of favorite silly comments...along with “this taint is on fire!”
Catboyslim
2019-04-04 02:30:23 +0000 UTCI grew up in a Sega Genesis so I didn’t have a play station or Nintendo.
Dawn Elicia Billings
2019-03-26 02:54:27 +0000 UTCMy first Patreon play and boy... well spent money 😂😂😂
Plínio Buzato
2019-03-25 19:56:55 +0000 UTCPisspigs???!!!!
Abiku Baptist
2019-03-19 18:12:32 +0000 UTCI hope when you guys talk about Wanted, you take time to trash the comic its based on. It's aged horrendously, its edgelord bullshit and at its worst, reads like a alt-right terrorist manifesto.
Matt Eldritch
2019-03-18 06:45:29 +0000 UTCYou motherfuck's make my fucking day
David Ocasio
2019-03-17 23:56:03 +0000 UTCBtw, UK fans, this movie is on the BBC iPlayer so we don't have to pay Bezos for it. Not sure if that also applies to non-uk residents. ??
Maggie0401
2019-03-16 16:53:00 +0000 UTCI have to wonder why they decided to pack this first movie with the Illuminati, time travel, and super magical artifacts. It seriously feels like something you would put in a sequel when everyone has given up. Now how do you one-up this for the sequel? You discovered time travel and destroyed the Illuminati! Nothing matters anymore!
Ryan P Oleynik
2019-03-16 13:46:00 +0000 UTCLUUUUUURA KRUFTTTT
jribs
2019-03-15 20:28:53 +0000 UTCI'm not a big fan of the games (was never a Playstation kid) but this film is alright. Also her English accent is alright (and I say this as an English person), though I'll happily agree that Craig isn't doing a good American one. As to who cares if she's English, well, I do, we don't get many big action protagonists so it's nice to keep the English ones English and not always be the evil villain. Also the butler is played by Chris Barrie who is old school British comedy royalty, and the brundlefly guy is a bad actor who always plays bit parts badly; see Notting Hill.
elliotcm
2019-03-15 20:17:43 +0000 UTCWe couldn’t leave the drive-in fast enough, this movie sucked. This and that movie with her Romulan hairdo , Hackers is about all of her movies I’ve seen. Not impressed.
Catboyslim
2019-03-15 18:45:13 +0000 UTCI remember getting demo games in the mail from the gamer magazines, if they sucked we used them as drink coasters
Catboyslim
2019-03-15 18:29:57 +0000 UTCI smiled when Cabin mentioned Gang Starr.
Frank Grimes
2019-03-15 18:16:41 +0000 UTCMy little brother and I had the EXACT PS1 demo disc Steve is describing. Holy cow taking me down memory lane.
Nathan Stables
2019-03-15 16:33:14 +0000 UTCAs somebody who obsessively played all the Tomb Raiders on my PlayStation One, this brought back up some horrifying long repressed memories of my 90s self.
Anthony Simon
2019-03-15 11:53:40 +0000 UTCThat was quite a common problem. Metal Gear Solid would only work if I flipped my PlayStation over and played it upside down.
Anthony Simon
2019-03-15 11:45:27 +0000 UTCIm greened out and loving every second of this. <3
Amelia Blank
2019-03-15 02:54:56 +0000 UTCRIPD the Hitchbot. <a href="https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--etuZI8Fh--/c_fit,dpr_2.0,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1370872643588849068.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--etuZI8Fh--/c_fit,dpr_2.0,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1370872643588849068.jpg</a>
Chris Dobson
2019-03-15 02:29:47 +0000 UTCCheck and turn the signal to the right. Now turn to the right.
Andrew Burt
2019-03-15 00:53:29 +0000 UTCMy nerd heart broke when hearing of steve's hot playstation
Bill Cooke
2019-03-15 00:45:36 +0000 UTCOh fuck yeah, you guys just saved my night
John Beckmann
2019-03-14 23:43:35 +0000 UTC
