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Episode 398 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

On the first patrons-only bonus episode of 2019, the gang is chatting about the absolutely dino-sastrous sequel, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom! What's with all the overcompensating shots of boots and dino feet? What bad idea factory did this Cromwell character come from? And why are we treating these monsters like real animals? PLUS: Sylvester Stallone attempts to fix the MCU!  

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom stars Bryce Dallas Howard, Chris Pratt, Rafe Spall, Justice Smith, Daniella Pineda, James Cromwell, Toby Jones, Ted Levine, BD Wong, and (technically) Jeff Goldblum; directed by J.A. Bayona.

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Episode 398 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

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It is not the same trex from jp1 it's the trex from jw. Original trex would of been dead by then.

Kureigu

For some reason my podcast player couldn't download this using my Patreon rss feed. Had to come to the Patreon app to listen.

G. T. Blackwell

You're dead wrong about saving the dinosaurs: we should save them because holy shit its very cool that we HAVE DINOSAURS. Fuck the rest of the world: Dinosaurs.

Apple

I fell asleep halfway through this and I have no desire to back and finish it.

Joseph Brown

Yeah, Slender Man was barely a movie. The girls barely acted like regular people either lol Simply awful

Jonathan Gould

I’m so happy you guys did this movie. I only saw Fallen Kingdom because I work at a theater, and it pissed me off so much. Just recalling the nonsensical plot still gets me aggravated, even though I can still name a few movies from that year that were worse. ( I walked out of Slender Man after almost an hour. Don’t ask me why I was there. One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.)

Blake Ferronetti

Once again the podcast is 10x better then the movie. Keep it up guys.1st ever podcast I chose 2 pay for...and worth every cent.

Luke glicksman

Watched this on a flight to India. Switched it off half way through because it was so awful and watched the Theory of Everything instead.

Chris D

"You printed a hundred pages of the IMDB today?" "At my work."

Forrest Lillibridge

I'll second that.

Ben Bourdon

Going off of the shooting through a phone joke. In the short film, Kung Fury, there's a scene where Hitler shoots a police chief through the phone. So it has been done before and its absolutely hilarious. Also, you guys need to watch Kung Fury, its the best 30 minutes ever! You can find it on Youtube

Joleary

I don't know what that is, but it can't be good. This, to me at least, was a joyless, over blown, overly long, waste of everybodies time... cast, crew and audience included. But hey, its OK to like it, as somebody wiser than me once said.

Neil Tidbury

I almost walked out. But I didn't only because my family from the other side of the country was in the theater and I didn't want to be rude.

Christopher French

This film was pretty mindless, but that finale takes the cake as one of the most stupidest ever. The reasoning and logic behind it is just...no words can be said how fucking dumb the finale was.

Frank Grimes

yikes, wasnt that bad. Only film I ever walked out of was Tammy

Christopher Nazario

I have watched a lot of bad films, some I've enjoyed, some I have not, but only one have I walked out of the cinema because of how bad it is... this is that film.

Neil Tidbury


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