ANOES Remakementary
Added 2018-10-31 16:40:54 +0000 UTCOn this patrons-only exclusive commentary, the gang is chatting about the mean, gross, pervy remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street! Why did they make Freddy look like a hamster? How come it needs to be so trauma porn-y? And how dare you waste Clancy Brown like this?! PLUS: Take off that hat, buddy!
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Comments
I was having so much fun watching this, that I spent 20 minutes of Wikipedia reading about the Rooney and Mara families rather than watch the movie. A good hang as always.
Frank Grimes
2025-05-26 00:07:43 +0000 UTCUpped my patronage because I have been dying to listen to this movie get reviewed by you guys 😂
Christopher Bruce
2022-10-10 21:35:08 +0000 UTCHilarious as expected! "I'm John Carpenter. Don't call me back!"
Tweet Joe Self
2018-11-13 17:44:53 +0000 UTCWent from $5 to $8 because I love the show and wanted to check this out. It was amazing and made my night. Look forward to more great episodes and commentaries. Please do more Jim Ross calls. It’s the greatest thing I’ve ever heard.
JK
2018-11-07 05:56:37 +0000 UTCThis is what finally got my cheap ass to the $8 level and now I could never go back. Your commentaries are top notch, especially the Eclipsementary. Bravo and thank you.
Christopher Pisani
2018-11-06 07:00:24 +0000 UTCHi Lynne, this is the first we've heard of this issue. Have you tried downloading the mp3 directly and playing that instead of streaming? Thanks and I really am sorry for any problems you're having. - Eric
We Hate Movies
2018-11-05 15:50:49 +0000 UTCI don't know if I'm the only one having this problem - the Patreon track will play fine for a while, in this case, a little over 9 minutes, then it just quits and I have to restart. Has anyone else had this problem, and did you find a way to fix it?
Lynne Olson
2018-11-04 05:54:01 +0000 UTCThis was a great commentary! Heads up, all of the Twilight movies are on Prime right now. I'm going to give New Moon a re-listen.
Kyle
2018-11-03 02:58:10 +0000 UTClmao really? Well her Nancy was pretty meh.
Frank Grimes
2018-11-01 13:11:32 +0000 UTCThe movie so wretched it almost made Rooney Mara QUIT ACTING. Rob Zombies Halloween may have sucked, but at least he had a vision.
Ronnie Gardocki
2018-11-01 12:26:18 +0000 UTCLoved this commentary although I'm nervous about now owning a used standard-def DVD copy of this movie. Also laughed hysterically at the callback to the Turtle Sutherland art test guy.
Kemper
2018-11-01 03:59:54 +0000 UTCSomeone at Muldoon’s pub says vudu has it streaming for free.
Shawn Lovelett
2018-10-31 23:28:30 +0000 UTCIs this playing on amazon, or Netflix?
Cory Swope
2018-10-31 23:05:42 +0000 UTCsuch a drab of a movie. this commentary could make it much better
Frank Grimes
2018-10-31 16:47:37 +0000 UTC
