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Twilight: Eclipsementary

On this, the third entry in the gang's Twilight commentary series, we're talking about the most violent film in the franchise yet! Decapitations, arm rips, run-by bitings— it's all here! Returning to the fold is everyone's favorite drunk dad— Rory, or whatever his name is— along with Dr. Mike Dexter, the guy who always looks like he's climaxing, a bunch of larger-than-they-needed-to-be-dogs, and Anna Kendrick for two seconds! PLUS: It's all done under the watchful eye of a Power Hour! 

WARNING: This commentary track is for entertainment purposes only! We Hate Movies DOES NOT ENDORSE binge drinking, Power Hours, or consumption of alcohol in any other irresponsible way. Should you choose to "play along," do so at your own risk, under proper supervision, and DO NOT get behind the wheel afterwards. 

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Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Twilight: Eclipsementary

Comments

Love this episode!

Brittany

Eric and Chris play off each other so well. Eric will say something ridiculous and dirty, and Chris is deadpan like “why, yes, of course. Do go on, Eric.”

DRKITTENPHD

Might be the best commentary ever. MIKE. DEXTER.

Tom Bowler

Please do more of these with the power hour… laughed so hard!!!

Alexis Barnes

I haven't even finished this episode but it's the hardest I've laughed at the gang, especially Eric and his continued belief this episode isn't going to air 😂

Raptor_Demolished

the only way i'm watching these movies, this is gonna be good!!

miguel

Fuckin’ hysterical 😂

Regan Wood

Right? Eric is cracking me up. "I haven't been drunk on the air since, the olden days, ..."

Zora McBride

Hey yall. Working and stont and watching this commentary. Seeing Erich "drunk on the air," "giving them what they want" on "shwee shwaate shmovies," is perfect right now. Keep being awesome. Remember your bean dinner.

Zora McBride

I made it through until the end 🤣 Excellent work as per

Jessica

1:40:40 “Cabin shut the fuck up” -ES

Ryan j Navarro cote

No back up beers? More like amateur hour!!!

Ryan j Navarro cote

1:34:30 Eric almost fights Chris.

Ryan j Navarro cote

Century to this

Grexx Andrewsin

i'm extremely hungover today because of this commentary!! thanks guys i hope you do the other ones soon :)

m. n. le

I played along with this one and almost immediately regreted it. Keep up the great work guys lol

Reid Medeiros

"We Schmmmate Schmoooovies..."

The EscapeGoat Podcast

Please do a commentary for Clone High!

Max Wanderman

"Uh Mr. Bella may I make your daughter nut" slayed me

Andrew Bowers

Had so much fun listening and playing along. You guys had me crying laughing!

Amy Diaz

will the original 3 commentaries be available on patreon?

Cody Stovall

please make the next one a century and the last one through the entire movie

Tim

Her head fell off!

Aaron Vipperman

I laughed at Eric's "let's keep the partying going guys! I don't have to go work tomorrow" attitude after the power hour was finished.

Jason

This is probably the best commentary you've done. Every one from now one better have a power hour included!

Stephen Littleton

Awesome podcast, please do a Century at least! I loved listening to the intoxication set in and the great laughs it brought on top of your normal comedy!

Colby latham

Great job guys. Enjoyed doing a “power hour” with a fellow patron on this one. Please do the next two movies. I know they’re awful bullshit but I’m a completist and won’t watch them without your help.

Luke Slobod

Mike Dexter.

Kemper

Century. Do it.

Jack

Century please!!!!!!!

I'm Lester Holt

Miiike Dexter.

Jeffrey M Bowen

That was fun you guys need more beer next time, so funny you guys had me in tears laughing so hard at times loved it.

erik

Amazing.

brynphd

Here’s one vote for doing a Century on the next one of these Twilight commentaries

Felipe Sobreiro

Absolutely brilliant! I know I would have vomited if I would have attempted a Power Hour! Until the next Twilightmentary, Mike Dexter and I will be waiting. . .

Leesha Olivier

Congrats to all of you for surviving the power hour. I don't know if I would have made it past 15 minutes. Commentary was fucking great!

Lynne Olson

ITS BEEN 84 YEARS. IM SO EXCITED FOR THE SUBWAY TOMORROW. ILL BE MELTING BUT ILL BE HAPPY.

Nicole


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