Twilight: Eclipsementary
Added 2018-08-03 00:30:03 +0000 UTCOn this, the third entry in the gang's Twilight commentary series, we're talking about the most violent film in the franchise yet! Decapitations, arm rips, run-by bitings— it's all here! Returning to the fold is everyone's favorite drunk dad— Rory, or whatever his name is— along with Dr. Mike Dexter, the guy who always looks like he's climaxing, a bunch of larger-than-they-needed-to-be-dogs, and Anna Kendrick for two seconds! PLUS: It's all done under the watchful eye of a Power Hour!
WARNING: This commentary track is for entertainment purposes only! We Hate Movies DOES NOT ENDORSE binge drinking, Power Hours, or consumption of alcohol in any other irresponsible way. Should you choose to "play along," do so at your own risk, under proper supervision, and DO NOT get behind the wheel afterwards.
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Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
Comments
Love this episode!
Brittany
2025-05-12 22:51:09 +0000 UTCEric and Chris play off each other so well. Eric will say something ridiculous and dirty, and Chris is deadpan like “why, yes, of course. Do go on, Eric.”
DRKITTENPHD
2025-04-04 20:17:16 +0000 UTCMight be the best commentary ever. MIKE. DEXTER.
Tom Bowler
2024-10-15 02:08:13 +0000 UTCPlease do more of these with the power hour… laughed so hard!!!
Alexis Barnes
2024-04-07 02:24:29 +0000 UTCI haven't even finished this episode but it's the hardest I've laughed at the gang, especially Eric and his continued belief this episode isn't going to air 😂
Raptor_Demolished
2024-02-15 00:53:02 +0000 UTCthe only way i'm watching these movies, this is gonna be good!!
miguel
2023-06-15 13:14:11 +0000 UTCFuckin’ hysterical 😂
Regan Wood
2022-10-05 11:07:21 +0000 UTCRight? Eric is cracking me up. "I haven't been drunk on the air since, the olden days, ..."
Zora McBride
2022-09-01 08:54:56 +0000 UTCHey yall. Working and stont and watching this commentary. Seeing Erich "drunk on the air," "giving them what they want" on "shwee shwaate shmovies," is perfect right now. Keep being awesome. Remember your bean dinner.
Zora McBride
2022-09-01 08:53:36 +0000 UTCI made it through until the end 🤣 Excellent work as per
Jessica
2021-04-01 17:55:28 +0000 UTC1:40:40 “Cabin shut the fuck up” -ES
Ryan j Navarro cote
2018-11-19 23:16:13 +0000 UTCNo back up beers? More like amateur hour!!!
Ryan j Navarro cote
2018-11-19 23:13:55 +0000 UTC1:34:30 Eric almost fights Chris.
Ryan j Navarro cote
2018-11-19 22:52:38 +0000 UTCCentury to this
Grexx Andrewsin
2018-10-24 19:12:00 +0000 UTCi'm extremely hungover today because of this commentary!! thanks guys i hope you do the other ones soon :)
m. n. le
2018-09-22 20:56:36 +0000 UTCI played along with this one and almost immediately regreted it. Keep up the great work guys lol
Reid Medeiros
2018-09-19 10:06:06 +0000 UTC"We Schmmmate Schmoooovies..."
The EscapeGoat Podcast
2018-08-31 11:50:54 +0000 UTCPlease do a commentary for Clone High!
Max Wanderman
2018-08-18 19:53:33 +0000 UTC"Uh Mr. Bella may I make your daughter nut" slayed me
Andrew Bowers
2018-08-13 16:10:42 +0000 UTCHad so much fun listening and playing along. You guys had me crying laughing!
Amy Diaz
2018-08-13 16:07:46 +0000 UTCwill the original 3 commentaries be available on patreon?
Cody Stovall
2018-08-12 17:08:04 +0000 UTCplease make the next one a century and the last one through the entire movie
Tim
2018-08-09 03:58:11 +0000 UTCHer head fell off!
Aaron Vipperman
2018-08-07 05:59:32 +0000 UTCI laughed at Eric's "let's keep the partying going guys! I don't have to go work tomorrow" attitude after the power hour was finished.
Jason
2018-08-06 22:01:57 +0000 UTCThis is probably the best commentary you've done. Every one from now one better have a power hour included!
Stephen Littleton
2018-08-06 17:46:39 +0000 UTCAwesome podcast, please do a Century at least! I loved listening to the intoxication set in and the great laughs it brought on top of your normal comedy!
Colby latham
2018-08-05 23:51:01 +0000 UTCGreat job guys. Enjoyed doing a “power hour” with a fellow patron on this one. Please do the next two movies. I know they’re awful bullshit but I’m a completist and won’t watch them without your help.
Luke Slobod
2018-08-05 07:36:07 +0000 UTCMike Dexter.
Kemper
2018-08-05 04:59:51 +0000 UTCCentury. Do it.
Jack
2018-08-04 10:23:40 +0000 UTCCentury please!!!!!!!
I'm Lester Holt
2018-08-04 06:10:14 +0000 UTCMiiike Dexter.
Jeffrey M Bowen
2018-08-04 03:53:04 +0000 UTCThat was fun you guys need more beer next time, so funny you guys had me in tears laughing so hard at times loved it.
erik
2018-08-03 18:57:25 +0000 UTCAmazing.
brynphd
2018-08-03 11:06:59 +0000 UTCHere’s one vote for doing a Century on the next one of these Twilight commentaries
Felipe Sobreiro
2018-08-03 10:51:11 +0000 UTCAbsolutely brilliant! I know I would have vomited if I would have attempted a Power Hour! Until the next Twilightmentary, Mike Dexter and I will be waiting. . .
Leesha Olivier
2018-08-03 03:26:25 +0000 UTCCongrats to all of you for surviving the power hour. I don't know if I would have made it past 15 minutes. Commentary was fucking great!
Lynne Olson
2018-08-03 02:52:33 +0000 UTCITS BEEN 84 YEARS. IM SO EXCITED FOR THE SUBWAY TOMORROW. ILL BE MELTING BUT ILL BE HAPPY.
Nicole
2018-08-03 01:19:29 +0000 UTC
