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The Cloverfield Paradoxmentary

On the first commentary track of 2018, the gang settles in to watch the total misfire, The Cloverfield Paradox! Could Steve really sleep like a baby in outer space? Why did they think anyone would care about these characters on the ground? If we kept watching that news footage, would Donal Logue rip his shirt off on that Google Hangout? And give us a break, Wall Girl! 

The Cloverfield Paradox somehow stars Gugu Mbatha-Raw, David Oyelowo, Daniel Brühl, John Ortiz, Chris O'Dowd, Aksel Hennie, Zhang Ziyi, and Elizabeth Debicki; directed by Julius Onah.

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The Cloverfield Paradoxmentary

Comments

Some people believe Jesus built my hotrod

Adam Ray

"What are you talking about, arm?!"

Tanner

Show me a Cloverfield!

Kennieth Miles

i love how pathetically angry Eric is towards British people

Ben Philip Formhals

even with the commentary, I fell asleep. What a dull ass movie.

Daniel Salvatori

Comey & Mueller are REPUBLICANS not REPTILIANS. Easy confusing the two, I know.

Johnny Wrong

"Shit bro, the Pats lose the Super Bowl and now I'm stuck in this wall!?"

Sam Stant

This is my first commentary (because it's the first movie I had easy access of watching) and that was fun--also what a disturbingly dumb/boring movie. Did the ending remind anyone of Halloween 3? Also the ending of the commentary not having the music was sort of jarring!

PJ

Prepare yourself, you know it's a must; You gotta have a friend in Space Jesus.

Andrew Burt

The commentary starts at 5:00 minutes into the stream, in case you need to know...

Duff Huster

Oh look a reason to actually finish the movie now

Lance Flexington

I am so happy right now.

G. T. Blackwell


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