Episode 333 - Bright
Added 2018-01-04 21:44:12 +0000 UTCOn this month's Patreon-only episode, the gang discusses one of the absolute worst, most ill-conceived films of the year, Bright! Why does Will Smith's villainous character still get to be the hero when Joel Edgerton's orc cop character is true and heroic the whole time? Why has all of human history happened the exact same way regardless of the fact that monsters and humans are living side by side? And why can't orcs listen to the Carpenters like everybody else? PLUS: Chewbacca and Kylo Ren sit down in the diner from Heat.
Bright stars Will Smith, Joe, Edgerton, Noomi Rapace, Edgar Ramírez, Lucy Fry, Happy Anderson, Ike Barinholtz, and Margaret Cho; directed by David Ayer.
Comments
“ so I ordered a whole pig and six different kinds of potatoes” fuck that had me laughing
Tyler Mjolsness
2022-01-22 21:24:45 +0000 UTCNo, first I've heard of this issue. Contact Patreon Support or try downloading the MP3 and playing it that way?
We Hate Movies
2018-03-15 21:25:56 +0000 UTCHey guys! any idea why the episode gets to the 50-minute mark and then wants to re-start? Tried a few times and can't listen past it. I also added a subscription for this episode, it's so good!!!
Gaubrielle Pritchard
2018-03-15 06:32:29 +0000 UTCKilled’em lmao
Jorge Lopera
2018-02-02 00:36:20 +0000 UTCI became a patron just to listen to you guys tear this movie (and Max Landis) to pieces. Thank you
TyrannosaurusRen
2018-01-24 18:01:47 +0000 UTCI honestly enjoyed the movie, invoking the It's OK To Like A Movie clause. :) Great episode still!
Jackie Godsey
2018-01-21 03:12:28 +0000 UTCGOD DAMN that new theme song gets me pumped up!
Dr. Murderfish
2018-01-10 17:26:23 +0000 UTCWhat if Hitler was an orc??
Duff Huster
2018-01-07 05:04:01 +0000 UTCOnly made as far as the trigger warning entertainment logo
Scott S.
2018-01-06 05:07:00 +0000 UTCSo glad I'm not the only one who caught the random unexplained dragon flying over the skyline! WTF, Ayer?
EJ Bates-Brown
2018-01-06 01:37:18 +0000 UTCThere are dwarves in this world... the Orc Gangster tells the main characters that he comes from Miami, where he used to run great parties, not only for orcs but for also (and I'm paraphrasing) "humans, dwarves, elves" or some shit like that
Felipe Sobreiro
2018-01-05 18:56:55 +0000 UTCMe in 2016: Boy, I'd sure love a Shadowrun movie Me in 2018: NOT LIKE THIS
Brent C.
2018-01-05 16:40:45 +0000 UTCI tried to watch this movie 3 times!! I think I'm just going to give up!
Lynette Michelle
2018-01-05 15:32:53 +0000 UTCWas anyone else reminded of that short lived MTV show Death Valley? Instead of orcs and elves with police you got Vampires,zombies and werewolves with police.
Swan Benson
2018-01-05 14:45:29 +0000 UTCBusted my ass shoveling snow all day, then saw this in my email. Best snow day ever!
Catboyslim
2018-01-05 13:56:18 +0000 UTCYES.
Max Booth III
2018-01-05 05:23:25 +0000 UTCDon't forget Alien Nation
Jamin Coachman
2018-01-05 03:07:39 +0000 UTCAfter a rough day at work, I came home and saw this episode on my Patreon RSS feed and had a Mr. Burns “Ah, these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves” moment.
JG Park
2018-01-05 02:56:41 +0000 UTCThe fake documentary explaining the back story they are making sounds a lot more interesting than the actual film. It really should just be "Max Landis ripped off 'Shadowrun'" though.
John Harrison
2018-01-05 02:53:19 +0000 UTCI'm going to actually watch the movie before I listen lol can't wait
Oswald Bates
2018-01-05 01:33:50 +0000 UTCOrc Collar Comedy Tour needs to happen
Brian Moore
2018-01-05 00:51:29 +0000 UTCSigned up to Patreon just for this
Stuart McIntosh
2018-01-04 23:22:04 +0000 UTCJoined Patreon specifically for this. Excited for all the fresh #content, too.
Feeley Lussier
2018-01-04 22:00:35 +0000 UTCSo excited for this. So many people I know loved this one. I just don't get it.
Darren Orloff
2018-01-04 21:53:52 +0000 UTCStuck in the house from the snow and a new episode surprise is just what I needed!
Sam Stant
2018-01-04 21:50:50 +0000 UTC
