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Animation Damnation - Archie's Weird Mysteries

This month on AD, the gang takes a spooky trip to (an animated) Riverdale with the unsettling and ridiculous: Archie's Weird Mysteries! As it's December and the holidays are upon us, the episode in question is titled, "The Christmas Phantom," but make no mistake, it definitely first aired on February 8th, 2000!

This cartoon raises some serious questions like: Why wouldn't Veronica's dad confirm with the new guy that he thinks the subject of his "department store fire" story definitely burned alive in the inferno? How is Archie financially capable of buying everyone in school—Weatherbee included—a Christmas present? And why does Archie give a toast at Mr. Lodge's Christmas party every year? PLUS: Who the fuck is Reggie?

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Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Animation Damnation - Archie's Weird Mysteries

Comments

There is absolutely a sexy mansion party episode on Riverdale!! You called it!!

Mattie

Someone needs to create a poster of Riverdale 2049

Reno D.

No more GI Joe episodes :(

Brian Moore

Boy I sure love that new theme!

Dr. Murderfish

I 2nd the bravestarr request, also - how can I rate and review WHM when I don't use apple products and usually download podcasts to my pc as mp3?

Manchew Ganbon

I was having a shit day at work, and good lord I needed this episode. I don't remember laughing so much.

Everett

I second this. I don't think they've done the equally bad Filmation's Ghostbusters

Frank Grimes

I don't think you guys have done Bravestarr yet. You should.

Lee Hawken

UM ACTUALLY, Gossip Girl was based on a book series ;) And everyone should watch Riverdale because it is ridiculous trashy fun in a town where the economy is apparently based around maple syrup and milkshakes.

Victoria

X-Files Christmas Episode: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxMHa-HX8hY" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxMHa-HX8hY</a>

Frank Grimes

You were thinking of the Black Metal Vegan Chef. The War on Christmas is no joke; we took some heavy mortar damage from the Kirk Cameron sympathizers in the north.

Alex Emery


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