Twilightmentary
Added 2017-06-11 15:46:03 +0000 UTCOn our second commentary track of 2017, we're jumping off the cliff and taking on the first film in the Twilight series—it's the WHM Twilightmentary! Strap in as we ask the hard questions like: Why doesn't that dad know what blankets are called? What is with Taylor Lautner's terrible wig? Why are none of these kids smoking weed? Who would upend their child's life for a minor league baseball player? And is that high school football legend MIKE. DEXTER.? PLUS: This film is a crash course in where not to have an orgasm. (Hint: Biology class!)
Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.
Comments
I wonder if Robert Eggers is a fan.
Nicole
2025-02-17 22:19:00 +0000 UTCFinally picked up the 5 movie collection for only $13 on Blu-ray. Looking forward to this
Jeremy F
2024-08-26 22:07:47 +0000 UTCHer dad actually refers to Ranier beer as "vitamin R"
Ray
2024-03-29 05:48:15 +0000 UTCWatching this in 2021 and no, Rush Limbaugh is definitely not a vampire
Michael Daniels
2021-05-30 00:05:20 +0000 UTCI hate that I knew whenever a line was taken directly from the book.
Alexander DeMoll
2019-03-02 01:08:42 +0000 UTCI watched/listened to this last night. I had never seen Twilight.
Hulk Savage
2018-07-01 16:50:02 +0000 UTCLOL 'baby girl dance contest in mental hospital' is the most awesome description of that movie. Also, I had to leave the room when watching it because it's terrible-ness made me SO angry!!
Allison
2017-10-19 15:07:06 +0000 UTCI vote no on continuing the series. I imagine a lot of us have obsessive tendencies, but this is something we have to leave unfinished. We can't go doing every bad movie series. The commentary was great, but I think the source material was worse than the movie with baby girl dance contest in mental hospital movie.
Pierce Johnson
2017-07-15 03:52:15 +0000 UTCI actually saw this with my ex and it was much more enjoyable in the company of an attractive person.
Pierce Johnson
2017-07-15 03:50:46 +0000 UTCI don't think there's anything that can get me to watch this turd but a WHM commentary might change my mind. Might.
Christopher Brielmaier
2017-06-28 03:44:19 +0000 UTCI cant believe you guys are going to make me watch thing fucking movie, is my ex-girlfriend behind this ? 😜
erik
2017-06-23 02:32:00 +0000 UTCSo I was re-watching the twilightmentary because I finally figured out which controller button turns on the subtitles in Netflix for the PS4 and as aside banter you guys were talking about Meat Loaf's "I'd do anything for love" video and didn't know who directed it. It was directed by Michael Bay. True story. Somebody's probably told you this on twitter, but just in case.
Janine McCargo
2017-06-19 13:07:32 +0000 UTCHere's another vote for you continuing the series of commentaries. I can keep updating the cover art as you go
Felipe Sobreiro
2017-06-19 11:32:26 +0000 UTCThis was amazing! If you can stand to do more please do the whole series!
Lanna Marie
2017-06-18 03:54:14 +0000 UTCPleaaassseeeee do the entire series this was fucking fantastic!!!!!!!!!!
Scarlett
2017-06-18 02:48:49 +0000 UTCGreat commentary!! And yes please do the entire series!!!!
Gerald
2017-06-17 20:00:11 +0000 UTCI'm still dying for ID4mentary, but these would be a great series to keep up.
TJ Guiney
2017-06-17 01:34:16 +0000 UTCPlease, please, PLEASE do the entire series.
Nicole Lechuga
2017-06-15 19:13:14 +0000 UTCPlease do the entire series! I know they're terrible and it's a straight up shit show by the end. You guys are right, the dialogue is taken directly from the books...yes, I read them all. The song played over the "falling in love" montage is supposed to be a lullaby Edward composed for Bella. 😅
Mkaythanks
2017-06-15 05:40:01 +0000 UTCDon't forget Warm Bodies and Maximum Ride ; apparently Summit does borderline beastiality and necrophilia movies regularly.
Alex Emery
2017-06-13 08:28:52 +0000 UTCI love you guys, so I don't want you to have to do the whole series. But . . . I LOVE you guys, so PLEASE do the whole series!
Rob Couch
2017-06-13 00:26:21 +0000 UTCSuper funny commentary! And for everyone who is in the US, FYI Twilight is on netflix.
SquirrellyRage
2017-06-12 20:51:07 +0000 UTCAwesome commentary! I would love it if you did the entire series but would be happy if only the last two movies were done. They're absolutely crazy.
Radah
2017-06-12 16:15:35 +0000 UTCI think i said I'd pay fifty a movie. They get really baaaad. The third wasn't actually that awful for a Twilight movie. I'm fine with revising a series. God Wicked is good.
Alex Emery
2017-06-12 07:30:37 +0000 UTCThey should have had Michael Shannon play Carlisle and forget to tell him not to be Richard Kuklinsky.
Alex Emery
2017-06-12 05:31:28 +0000 UTCPeople said that Twilight was a bit close to necrophilia. Warm Bodies, same production company, said "hold my beer."
Alex Emery
2017-06-12 04:05:45 +0000 UTCPlease do the entire shebang. I need to hear you riff on suicidal Bella crashing motorbikes so she can hallucinate her vampire boyfriend.
Krystal Kush
2017-06-12 02:09:38 +0000 UTCPlease do the whole series. My cheeks hurt from laughing so hard 😂
Stephanie St Martin
2017-06-11 21:51:22 +0000 UTCThanks for doing a commentary on a movie I actually own (and please don't ask why I own TWILIGHT).
Charles W
2017-06-11 20:49:03 +0000 UTCYou guys are really down a dark path this month with Transformers and now this!
Felipe Sobreiro
2017-06-11 16:09:52 +0000 UTC
