I don't think he's made the situation any better...
Halfeb Jones
2021-10-16 01:50:37 +0000 UTC
The actual lore is that since he's seen globally as a potential world-ending threat, the United Nations subsidize the building's owners to keep rent at a minimum and only advertise it to really attractive women so he has enough to entertain himself through the day. It doesn't work but I figure it's easier to supply experimental birth control to a couple dozen test subjects than to the whole continent lmoa.
Dreamy Pride
2021-10-15 15:41:34 +0000 UTC
Couldn't think of a reason why he'd be just sitting on a table and not fucking around somewhere else so just added someone probably chocking on his meat below the table lel
Dreamy Pride
2021-10-15 12:39:32 +0000 UTC
Whats happening under table or wherever this is? Looks like someones hands.
2021-10-15 11:41:14 +0000 UTC
As someone who takes the stance you don't fuck with the hair....I hope the blue fuck gets what's coming to him