Flash Fried 4/17/2019

buttz

Oh' Long Johnson

Paul felt a great disturbance in the force, as if hundreds of voices in sri lanka cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

berbby

Report's out lads - any plans to admit you fell for a conspiracy theory? ... Or are you too lazy to read it?

TeaAndBiscuits

poor gullible Paul buying into the narrative state TV and Bar put forward that the Muller report is nothing. Maybe you should bother reading it, and seeing the massive amount of shady shit it uncovered about the 2016 election and Trumps actions.

daniel schmitt

In response to that porn collection story. The parents discarded (presumably) almost 30,000 dollars worth of someone else's property.. What he was collecting may have been absurd, but still guys.. come on. If one of y'all where moving and one of your girlfriends tossed out 30k worth of shit you were collecting, you would be pissed too, and if it was something that held enough value to you, you would want to sue as well, justifiably so.

Sean Gallant

Good news: you don't have to get sick because Paul didn't throw shade at Kyle in this video.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

To whoever started adding mp3 download links to these posts again, bless your face

Quentin Noland

I love pretty much everything you guys put out. But I'm getting pretty sick of Paul throwing massive vailed shade at people like Kyle Kulinski. Especially when he was all but blowing Muller for the last year.

Zo

Great show guys

Notjustklownin

Why is it that in all DFF videos, the sound only come out of my front speaker in my 5.1 setup? Only one speaker so it's barely audible.

Joe Bleau

ya the report is suppose to say no collusion right but now its a con job?! XD

DjBlue

Frash Flied

AlabamaSasquatch

Sacrificing a goat is generally put with Satanic magic rituals, but I don't think they season and eat the goat.

That's why you CARRY your carry gun. Slower to get it out of a diaper bag

Anyone who pronounces it "Noter Dame" is a fucking hick.

WC

EGGS!!

WC

Heaven forbid our veterans receive benefits. /s How about we take some of that money going to Boeing and instead buy you some cream and buy some trans person their hormones.

Zero Divisor

There's a bakery by me that does CBD cannolis. SOOO GOOOOD

dyslexia

As a Navy veteran, I have to throw my 2 cents in about Trans people and the Military. I guarantee the reason they are not allowing trans people to join anymore is because they would have to cover expensive hormone treatments and other things they deem unnecessary. For fuck's sake, there is a list a mile long of medical conditions that bar you from entry, things that blew me away, like eczema. I had to lie when I joined saying I didn't have it because eczema is a lifelong skin condition and the Navy doesn't want to pay for my eczema cream for the REST OF MY LIFE, and I don't blame them. I think it's fair that they don't want to pay for FAR more expensive hormone replacement shit for the troon's entire life.

Clyde Frog

Real talk - I'd love a DFF episode about Game of Thrones, but it might just be a little too much content to talk about in a single episode..

Katya

Aren't we supposed to be living in the future? Just 3D-print a new cathedral

Katya

I gotta get into game of thrones too

ez

Oh man I might have to check out this Game of Thrones show if Kit Carson is in it. Not only did he conquer the American West but he then went on to live for over 200 years and star in an epic HBO fantasy drama?! That man is a rare talent if there ever was one.

Tito Manfredo

FUCK YEAH! FLASH FUCKIN FRIED...FUCK YEAH

ian

The other dem candidates in 2016 were Jim Webb of Virginia, Martin O'Malley from Maryland, and Lincoln Chaffee front Rhode Island. They were all pretty lame but at least they had the nerve to challenge Queen Hillary, unlike most of the sycophants running this time (except Bernie).

Tito Manfredo

Really appreciate the mp3 option, guys.

Harvey Manfrenjensenden

Thank you so much! :D

Heather Squidz

So let me get this right. Trump's Lawyer that was hired because he wrote a memo saying essentially that the president is above the law, said that trump is innocent, but has fought tooth and nail to make sure no one can see the supposed evidence of his innocence. And we're supposed to believe him?

daniel schmitt

Hey Heather I have seen you around on twitter. I do not have a large following but I'm gonna throw up a tweet about your suspension because that shit is BS. Good luck and hopefully you get your twitter account back.

KDerp

Hey TJ. I remember Twitter falsely suspending you and you having to fight to get your page back. Well, they did it to me. I told a pro-life MAGA guy that was bitching at me that I could stone him to death for wearing mixed fibers. "Pointing out the absurdity of his moral book"...He reported me and Twitter GENIUSES thought I was going to stone this guy to death for his outfit. I was @wolfteddybear26 if anyone feels like maybe helping. I filed an appeal but nothing came of it yet. My page wasn't huge but damn it I tried and I had many good friends on there. Including Channel Awesome, now I do not know how to talk to Tamera :(

Heather Squidz

Just gonna point out that Tim Kaine wasn't running for president, the person who they were talking about was Martin O'Malley

Here’s an idea if you might be getting sick of doing Flash Fried Every week (I’m the annoying Ideas guy BTW) Every Week for a Month you get a new idea. This can be both inspiring and engaging. Here’s what you do. At the top of the hour of every show, you go over Basic Shit Everybody Already Knows About. Funny and True. Then you get a topic once a month like this. 1st Wed- The Funniest News Stories of the Previous Month (Everybody Focus) 2nd Wed- The Stupidest News Stories of the Previous Month (Scotty Focus) 3rd Wed- The Most Tragic News Stories of the Previous Month (Paul Focus) 4th Wed- Debunking Stupid Arguments (TJ Focus). This way Wednesday shows aren’t as much of a drag and everybody has something to look forward to every month. I see that these shows are like the Drunken Peasants for all of you in how monotonous everything is. And I obviously don’t expect you to follow everything straight-laced. But I Hope this might give some inspiration.

Hypnotic Visionaire

All of a sudden folks are all "notra dom" when you motherfuckers know goddamn well it's always been "noter dame" 'round heeyah! Never once watched a college football game and the announcers were all "another touchdown for notra dom" or been asked "hey wanna watch the hunchback of notra dom?". Say it right!

Marcus Pappas

I'm starting to feel so guilty. That's it, Dusty convinced me; I'm part of the problem by giving you money, and I should be ashamed of myself. Whatever lord Crusty Dusty says, goes. I'm canceling my patreon, goodbye, I shall miss you all so much 😭😭😭 ...right after I see y'all eat at the Big Cheif

Xenos Nassar

Yum yum yum yum yum 😋

Marlin Benson

DEEP FLASH FRIED... YUMYUM GIMME MY FRIED FOOOOD

Xenos Nassar

FOR WHAT, DO YOU HUNGER??!!!!!!

Rocky Alvillar