"PFFFTT!
i KNEW YOU LOVE YOUR DOG... BUT THAT MUCH?
LET ME HELP YOU AND MAKE THE WORLD KNOW YOUR ANIMAL LOVE.
HONESTLY, I JUST WANTED TO POST A TMIT IN THIS 20K FOLLOWERS ACCOUNT, BUT A LIVESTREAM SEEMS BETTER...
OHH LOOK, THERE ARE ALREADY 100 SPECTATORS...
WOAHH, TANAKA-KUN FROM OUR CLASS IS WATCHING TOO...
UHMM, AN OJII-SAN IS REQUESTING A CLOSE VIEW OF THE ... KNOT? WHAT IS THAT? LOL
IN THE END, YOU ARE SUCH A WHORE AS YOUR MOTHER"