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Weaver the Outdoorsman

Added 2025-05-22 19:44:31 +0000 UTC

Weaver, Pennsylvania born and raised, is a hunting and fishing aficionado that LOVES the outdoors. While often sporting the latest hunting apparel, he has almost never killed for sport. Friends on hunting trips have claimed he “misses” on purpose, or that he’s only there to spot wildlife through his binoculars. He enjoys these activities because they bring him closer to animals.

While knowledgeable about animals and the elements, his methods as a tracker can be a bit peculiar, and at their worst, woefully ineffective.

Weaver may not be the brightest or say the right thing when he needs to, but he is loyal, and his love for animals (kittens especially) has gotten him further in life than anyone could’ve expected. A brief newspaper interview about his feelings on endangered, motherless fawns somehow garnered the attention (and a generous scholarship!) to the prestigious university he, Rick Shay, Vegard, and the Thin Controller all attended.

Unlike Darren Dry, he is not haunted in the late hours of the night by embarrassing things he said in 7th grade. He falls asleep instantly (and soundly) like a rock! Being an idiot might be a curse, but it’s not always the terrible burden we make it out to be.

One might not recommend recruiting Weaver for his mind, or even his skills for that matter, but his heart is something no one could replace (and coupons for a slick new pair of Timberland Boots!)

After the Thin Controller’s second wedding, Weaver was one of the 18 VIP’s that got to visit the newly-opened Cabella’s in Hamburg, PA in 2003. His enthusiasm for the franchise and outdoor adventures was what got him hired on the spot.