Chapter Three-Hundred Forty-Eight
Added 2025-04-08 03:02:15 +0000 UTCWith the hold preceding apace, I take the time to work on the details of the Forest of Four Seasons, as well as the Tree of Cycles. I’ve been wanting to make the entire area be a place for high level adventurers to delve, but I think I should change things slightly.
A realization hit me while watching another group of delvers struggle through the encounters on the forest floor. It seemed weird for spirits to still be so high, considering the injuries the group suffered, at least at first. Delvers are used to fighting for their lives, taking risks, riding the razor’s edge of risk and reward. With how I have the forest set up right now, they can basically power level themselves. I’ve put too wide a gap between the combat challenge from the forest and the rest of me.
Right now, the adventurers are happy to take the beating if it means more experience for them, both in the sense of ‘learning how to handle things’ definition, and the ‘get enough and automatically get stronger’ senses of the word. But if I want to help Captain Ross and his people get stronger, they’re going to probably need a smoother leveling curve.
That, and Grim has been more active in the forest than in the cemetery lately. If he’s working that hard to keep my record going, I should definitely try to smooth things out a bit. Thankfully, I don’t think it’ll be too difficult.
I have plenty of spawns that should make a decent curve, I just don’t have them laid out to provide it. I spend a little mana to start shifting assignments on the forest floor, and Titania and Goldilocks pick up quickly and start ordering around my denizens without any further input. I’ll make the floor among the seasons a good area for mid level delvers. I just need to thin out the spawns a little, moving the extras up into the tree itself, or down into the roots.
That should hopefully keep the delvers from getting their butts kicked for easy experience. And, to make sure they don’t just move their current tactic up into the tree, I set a few very strong encounters at the various paths up to the branches, with orders to quickly subdue delvers that are too weak. Giving the delvers extra experience is nice for them in the short run, but that’s the sort of bad habit that will get them quickly killed in a different dungeon. Best to remind them that, though risk comes with reward, there are some battles that should simply be avoided.
I also start guiding my tunnelbore ants to weave around the roots under the tree, though I don’t direct them too deeply without Coda’s OK. The roots might be strong and deep, but that on its own won’t keep me from accidentally destroying the foundation if I’m not careful. I want to give my dragons a good place to hang out and have actual fights with the delvers, and tunnels in the earth should be a good place for it.
And I’m not going to forget my dragon scion, either. Nova’s work is only getting better, and it makes me want to give her a place to show off her work that accentuates her, instead of showing off me in my upcoming Sanctum. Luckily for her, the old Sanctum will still be there, and I think could be a great secret room for the delvers to discover. I have a gallery room I haven’t designated yet, and the old Secret Sanctum could be perfect for it.
A special space for Nova also makes me want to get a special space for Fluffles, though his will be a lot different than hers. He and Rocky have been sparring every chance they get, and though Rocky is a natural in a fight, Fluffles has the raw power to really make a go at being a raid boss. I’ll probably set up an encounter in each season which unlocks something in the branches, which unlocks something in the roots, which gives access to the canopy where Fluffles will accept their challenge. The unlock should be long enough that Fluffles isn’t constantly fighting, but short enough that delvers still feel motivated to try.
There’s a lot of prep still to be done for something like that, though. I still need to figure out what I even want the unlocks to be, let alone place them. And if there’s going to be a lot of fighting in the canopy, I absolutely need to have my proper solution for falling delvers. The improvisation of spider silk and vines is working for now. The dire ravens are keeping an eye on climbing delvers, too, ensuring they can snag any that manage to slip the net. All it takes is the raven bringing along a dreambloom to KO the delver and I get mana, and they get to try again later.
But that still relies on my ravens not slipping, not missing a catch, not getting attacked by a reckless delver who wants to keep their run going. I think it’s time I give my plants the spatial affinity. Not only should that upgrade make it practically impossible for delvers to slip away once they fall, but it’ll also help with other spatial things. Teemo’s been incredibly busy lately, tending to the shortcuts he’s already made as well as making new ones throughout the forest. A single shortcut doesn’t need too much attention to keep working, but with the raw number he’s made, he’s approaching the limit of what he can keep up with.
It’s not a cheap upgrade, but I think the specialization will be worth it. I could theoretically make them focused on resources and also give them spatial affinity, but the two upgrades don’t really synergize well. Or… looking more closely, they synergize too well and make it even more expensive. Spatial fruits sound crazy, and I think if I get a bunch of plants with them, the alchemists will make the smiths' reaction to mythril and orichalcum pale in comparison.
The mana production would probably be worth it, but the price tag makes me hesitate, as does the current situation with the Earl and everything. Having something that valuable could be enough to make him drop the act and make a direct move. Things could get very messy if I tease a payday he can’t ignore like that.
Of course, I’m not going to let his potential reaction keep me from doing what I think would be best. The more pertinent reason for me to not go for resources and spatial affinity, besides the cost, is that I don’t think they’d be up to the task of keeping the shortcuts running with minimal help from Teemo. But if I focus them toward magic and give them the affinity, they will naturally want to keep working on the shortcuts just to practice their affinity. Even better, they’ll still be good in a fight. I don’t think tying reality in knots is a cost-effective way to wage a direct battle, but Teemo has shown how powerful the ability can be as support.
I nod to myself and spend the mana, and eagerly watch the spawner. I technically didn’t upgrade it for any new spawns, so all I’m getting are some of the old ones with the addition of the new affinity. The living vines, dreamblooms, and living brambles with the affinity come out with a slight purple tinge that’s easy to miss if you’re not looking.
That doesn’t keep my denizens from noticing and taking advantage. My mischief foxes immediately compete to be the first to get a dreambloom into a patch of its brethren, where the flower denizen will be able to make it seem like the delvers have a bit more room before they hit the sleep-inducing pollen. The brambles get taken by the armory bees, who are starting to set up their fortresses at the paths up into the branches. With a spatial bramble, they can make their little fortresses bigger inside and give any would-be delvers a harder time if they want to go play above the ground.
The vines themselves, though, are left alone to study Teemo’s shortcuts. Said rat notices what I’m up to and chuckles as he moves to meet the new denizens. “I hope you didn’t do all that for just me, Boss.”
And what if I did?
“You could find a better use for that mana, I bet.”
I don’t think so. Now you can spend your time giving them pointers instead of always patching up the shortcuts. Besides, I think having them in the shortcut to the Southwood would liven the place up a bit. And, with them specialized toward magic, I now have some excellent support denizens to challenge delvers. I remember some of the nonsense you pulled against the Stag, the Redcap, and even the Harbinger, Mr. Mobius Trap.
Teemo looks a bit embarrassed by that. “Well… it’ll be a while before they can do their own Mobius Trap, if they ever manage it. The later spawns might…” he adds, rubbing his chin in thought.
Do you think the vines will be good to maintain the shortcuts?
He nods. “I think they’ll do great, Boss. I’ll get them situated, don’t you worry. I think I’ll start them with the shortcuts still inside you before letting them go afield. We’ll need a lot of them for the shortcut to the Southwood anyway, so that’ll give them time to spawn.”
So what are you going to do with your free time? Bug Poe to track down Yvonne, Ragnar, and Aelara and go visit her?
He chuckles and shakes his head. “Nah, I shouldn't bother her at work. They should be back before too long anyway. Maybe if they’re late, I’ll try that, but she and them can handle themselves. I might spend some time with Rocky or maybe Thing and Queen and Honey. I want gravity affinity.”
Ah, I knew you were close, but I didn’t want to blab it.
“Yeah… when I asked you for a hint the other day, I was hoping you’d have a hint for how to get it, not what I was getting close to. I know gravity and space are related, but I’m having trouble applying it.”
Are you? You were making the shortcut feel downhill both ways, weren’t you?
“I mean… yeah, but…” he looks frustrated, my Voice having trouble finding the words.
My desire to smile doesn’t help his mood, so I quickly elaborate. I think you’re trying too hard.
“What do you mean? I know they’re linked, but I also know I’m missing something…”
They’re not just linked, they’re the same thing. One coin, two sides.
Teemo’s eyes widen and I can actually feel it click for him, even as I see a trickle of blood leak from his nose, followed by him falling over and his respawn timer starts ticking.
What just happened?
New Domain: Gravity
Oh. That answers one question, and begs about a thousand more.
Comments
TYFTC! And just like that Thediem broke Teemo with another huge thought and concept. Now how can the gravity domain be used? Maybe set up places in the tree that those that fall get safely corralled into?
Ben Bass
2025-04-20 22:57:59 +0000 UTCAchievement unlocked: Induce nosebleed by words only
HereForHFY
2025-04-17 06:49:20 +0000 UTCOrder: WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?!?!?!
TechNinjaSigma
2025-04-16 03:34:33 +0000 UTCHAHAHA
Duncan Fang
2025-04-16 01:33:57 +0000 UTCI want to see Order's reaction to this. Not just a new affinity, but an entire new domain
Aaron Mcmaster
2025-04-15 23:16:40 +0000 UTCI think this makes Temo the first entity in the history of the world to step into the domain of gravity, a much bigger deal than just gaining an affinity.
Aaron Mcmaster
2025-04-15 23:14:57 +0000 UTCA Peek not too long ago was from Order's perspective. Therein Order made it clear that he is more the operator of a system he found, not the original dev.
Draken09
2025-04-15 06:12:48 +0000 UTCI think Thediem just introduced the concept of gravity. Once he did that, the god Order or Magic or both became aware of the concept and added it to the system.
Delsis
2025-04-15 04:46:05 +0000 UTCCan he give the tree it self "spatial affinity?"
Delsis
2025-04-15 04:32:57 +0000 UTCI was busy for a week and just getting caught up and holy crap this is awesome! TYFTC!
William Anderson
2025-04-13 20:16:45 +0000 UTCWell, now the the affinity is in the hopper, it is time to buy a gravity spirit spawner. They'd be most excellent in the tree and underground. I imagine they'd look like little planets and/or star systems
PickledTink
2025-04-10 09:34:05 +0000 UTCWell, gravity can also be extreme importance (such as the gravity of a situation) so I think it fits in a semi-roundabout pseudo-metaphorical way.
The-Guy-Who-Asks
2025-04-09 21:21:23 +0000 UTC"Oh my god, he killed Teemo!" "You bastard!"
Cha0sniper
2025-04-09 16:26:24 +0000 UTCteemo found the secret to make chedar chesse
Gregs_Crow
2025-04-09 11:51:30 +0000 UTCummmm Thedium is what I have at work, Thedeim is a dungeon/god
Tim Judge
2025-04-09 11:32:42 +0000 UTCFrom what I understand of the system fate and gravity are domains of magic. Change is a divine concept similar to how the raven is a psychopomp or the shield is protection. Scions, denizens, and people can have affinities for each domain of magic, but don't seem to have much control over divine concepts. Also I don't think gods can double up on their concepts since from one of the peeks strife and war are two different gods even though you would think they would be linked, and the mother of magic and the golden plume seem to both be maternal.
Justin Raine
2025-04-09 04:01:54 +0000 UTCTeemo "no comment "
Chris Kuhn
2025-04-08 16:51:09 +0000 UTCChange and Gravity are two domains I generally don’t associate with each other.
Eofad
2025-04-08 16:39:51 +0000 UTCI forgot about expanding upwards until you said this.
SamIam
2025-04-08 15:11:57 +0000 UTCOof. Poor Teemo. Let's hope Thedium have a way to explain why Teemo is currently no avaialble to the others.
12Baku34 .
2025-04-08 15:02:13 +0000 UTCOh so now Thedium can make sure that whoever falls off has feather fall.
Stickboy172
2025-04-08 14:23:18 +0000 UTCNew domain, not affinity. Either teemo just gained a divine domain, Thediem and Teemo just unlocked the concept of gravity magic for everyone, and/or something I'm missing
Typhoonator
2025-04-08 14:08:55 +0000 UTCTeemo: "The boss usually doesn't view himself as a real god." Someone else: "What about that time when he revealed truths so profound they shattered your mind, killing you?" Teemo: "..."
87894354
2025-04-08 13:08:31 +0000 UTCPretty sure that when Leo was taken out by the Harbringer it was about a day give or take a couple of hours. Same with the fight against Neverrest when Temo tried to save Yvonne.
Kebbitevoke -
2025-04-08 12:58:30 +0000 UTCSo.. do we get a definite time on how long a respawner timer takes? Or is it scaled with how powerful the thing respawning is? Like is kotas time the same as... let's say novas? Or Tiny's?
Staples01
2025-04-08 12:41:58 +0000 UTCI'm expecting tarl to come back mid cool down. "What the hell did you do!" And TheDM can't answer.
Staples01
2025-04-08 12:40:33 +0000 UTCTeemo dying is gonna have to become the new "They killed Kenny" meme
BrokenLord321
2025-04-08 11:58:36 +0000 UTCpoor order. TheDM unleashed another chaos beast on him XD
Lord-Siver
2025-04-08 11:07:13 +0000 UTCorder will be confused and probably a bit miffed about the chaos TheDM is about to unfold on him XD
Lord-Siver
2025-04-08 11:05:57 +0000 UTCExperienced delvers can see/feel Scion respawn timers right? Got to be a few delvers who are a bit nervous right now!
Alex Turff
2025-04-08 09:47:25 +0000 UTCDomains typically belong to gods in the common use. So it could be either dungeon or God wierdness.
Shawn Rehm
2025-04-08 09:10:34 +0000 UTCAnd how he dissuaded his nerds from figuring out explosives. For the moment, at least.
The Walrus Transcendent
2025-04-08 08:34:54 +0000 UTCNah, you read it right. It's a *domain*, not an affinity. That's a Dungeon thing.
The Walrus Transcendent
2025-04-08 08:33:28 +0000 UTCthat will make falling from the tree safer
Argamenta
2025-04-08 08:16:57 +0000 UTCAnd maybe how gravity interacts with time as well…
B Oakley
2025-04-08 07:05:08 +0000 UTCA black hole with the mass of a penny will create a nuclear blast…
B Oakley
2025-04-08 07:00:05 +0000 UTCSo.... I know that Teemo got the new afinity, but the way I am reading this, I almost feel like Thedium also got that afinity? No... Probably not. It's probably just Teemo. Who literally had his head explode for the extra afinity XD
LinaBoeckwurm
2025-04-08 06:40:21 +0000 UTCI've heard of mind blowing realizations before but I feel bad poor Teemo...
CF Sapper
2025-04-08 06:39:26 +0000 UTCJesus Christ TheDiem, you literally blew his brain up with that tidbit xD
Aerowarrier
2025-04-08 06:24:32 +0000 UTC> what could "normal" baby dungeon do with Gravity affectinity? Id think quite a lot actually. For example, messsing with your perception by having things fall sideways instead of down, or increasing the weight of weapons. Make it more difficult to move, or less to discombobulate etc. It doesen't need to be mind-bending/localized black hole levels of gravity to be enough of a nusance to really throw someone off.
deefdragon
2025-04-08 05:42:28 +0000 UTCGravity - The art of falling upwards That will be so funny when Timo gets to play around with it
Magnadra
2025-04-08 05:39:25 +0000 UTCImagine the paperwork that has to be done now 😂
Smoky
2025-04-08 05:04:08 +0000 UTCI think everyone does like his fate
chris Bell
2025-04-08 04:58:24 +0000 UTCThat's was nice chapter and even better ending. Now for how to lessen Grims work Load. Since mutch off thous who participate in fighting form bit of a pride around it and want be seen as cable actors on they trades. So instead "just" placing hard hitter around paths to teach a leason. Instead Reliving the Worst moster off them all! [the Ever Undying Moster Of Pyrocracy]!!!!!! Or but it ohter way have a monster that follows and estimate delvers performance. Giving them a score and placing skulls mark's around bullets boards. Pretty sure Order can point to right monster..
mly85lc
2025-04-08 04:57:09 +0000 UTCMagical black holes? Yeah he'd be fine. But Thedeim tends to run with actual physics, which means even a millimeter sized black hole for less than a second will do a fuck ton of damage and kill A LOT of EVERYTHING
Mommy Khaos
2025-04-08 04:50:55 +0000 UTCMore like the magic god chick.
SassySerf
2025-04-08 04:50:14 +0000 UTCI'm surprised teemo has not learned the lesson be careful what you wish for I think he would have with all the pain he has felt in the past of his boss thinking about big things since space, time and gravity are a trio of big ideas considering how they interact
druidofthewolf
2025-04-08 04:50:01 +0000 UTCEither way it's going to be interesting, even more so with Thediem behind the wheel.
DittoMikko
2025-04-08 04:22:35 +0000 UTCHmm.. dos this mean that MC living Vines will get double affectinity for magial?
mly85lc
2025-04-08 04:21:38 +0000 UTCHoh? What if it's truly is both MC dungeons and god side getting gravity affectinity? Will we see god talking soon again? Will Mother of Magi still be able to hold off not interduct her self?
mly85lc
2025-04-08 04:19:24 +0000 UTCOr it could be a that's MC currently only still exsicting Gravity dungeon on world as large... and thous before him have some delightful history behind them. After-all what could "normal" baby dungeon do with Gravity affectinity?
mly85lc
2025-04-08 04:15:00 +0000 UTCAnyways blackhples don't need to be apocalyptic to be dangerous They can also be temporary
isaac frandsen
2025-04-08 04:03:28 +0000 UTCFate is just an affinity for Thediem. His current Domain is just Change, and now he's added Gravity. Wonder if he's gonna get knowledge as a Domain.
Anthony Felscher
2025-04-08 04:01:57 +0000 UTCNa Thediam well keep him away from that like he told Rocky to stay away from turning light affinity to radiation by making it more when he was teaching the Stag.
Justin Raine
2025-04-08 04:00:50 +0000 UTCSo now we know Temo is heading towards time next.... wonder if that epiphany will blow his mind too.
Anthony Felscher
2025-04-08 03:59:32 +0000 UTCUmmm.... sooo.... Am I the only one who is concerned that Teemo might be able to make black holes now?
Stickboy172
2025-04-08 03:58:32 +0000 UTCI don't think she's gonna send another low level acolyte either.
Anthony Felscher
2025-04-08 03:56:38 +0000 UTCSimple Thediem unlocked a whole paradigm of magic threw Teemo. That means every concept and use of gravity and it's relationship to space magic went straight into his head.
Cordell Patrick
2025-04-08 03:47:21 +0000 UTCSo all the Scions have Fate from Thediem. Then they have their personal affinities whether that's expanding on fate in Tiny or most separating into different affinities like the rest. What Thediem did was unlock an affinity for the whole system making it not just for his Dungeon but also his Godly domains. Fate plays a part in his Change domain because he can change Fate. He now has Gravity but that also means all his Scions have some Gravity affinity.
Cordell Patrick
2025-04-08 03:45:01 +0000 UTCWoot... I have been expecting TheDM to blow Teemos mind sense he was getting head hurts way back in the day. Thanks for the chapter end.
Kia Vaderkit
2025-04-08 03:37:25 +0000 UTCYou can rest assured that Teemo appreciates the... gravity of the situation. 😁😂🤣
jeffh4
2025-04-08 03:36:43 +0000 UTCMost likely Thediem as both the fate and gravity domain.
Justin Raine
2025-04-08 03:36:25 +0000 UTCOh wow could this mean the first gravity dungeons can now appear? That could make for a great peek.
DittoMikko
2025-04-08 03:31:28 +0000 UTCOr gravity to 10 x normal... Get crushed, Earl
Demonlord
2025-04-08 03:28:43 +0000 UTCAnd Murphy's law... I don't know any other reason why teemo instantly died instead of a massive headache
Demonlord
2025-04-08 03:27:34 +0000 UTCAaah he killed his own voice with a thought alone 😱😱 I hope teemo is now happy that he figured it out. Also great chapter
Demonlord
2025-04-08 03:25:32 +0000 UTCOh please tell me Thediem will get floating islands now
13L00D13ANE
2025-04-08 03:23:28 +0000 UTCTEEMO!!!! NOOOO! TheDM killed him with just a sentence! Bad god!
Matthew Frasier
2025-04-08 03:22:01 +0000 UTCNot his first bloody nose tho
Kebbitevoke -
2025-04-08 03:21:57 +0000 UTCThe Earl: HaHa! Imma finally beat this dungeon into submission Said dungeon: BTW I'm now the God of Change *and* Gravity, so I'm changing your gravity to 0. Tell me how the clouds look like fuckface!
Mommy Khaos
2025-04-08 03:21:24 +0000 UTCOh no he broke Teemo
Daxin
2025-04-08 03:19:19 +0000 UTCTftc!
brennon Petersen
2025-04-08 03:17:32 +0000 UTCThedeim just accidentally murdering his teemo is interesting
Deathburn
2025-04-08 03:17:04 +0000 UTCHe just killed Teemo, oh no
Rick Delallata
2025-04-08 03:16:18 +0000 UTCTemo got his upgrade he been trying for that makes me so happy sound a bit more then just an affinity dominion is sick hell have complete control also solves your delivers falling from the tree if applied correctly
chris Bell
2025-04-08 03:15:48 +0000 UTCHe literally blew Teemo’s mind 🤣🤯
Devin Durham
2025-04-08 03:15:45 +0000 UTCLmao I bet Order is gonna have a fit over this new affinity type.
Kebbitevoke -
2025-04-08 03:15:15 +0000 UTCI have a feeling order and the mother of magic are going to chew Thediems ear off for this, and I don't think the later will take no for an answer.
Justin Raine
2025-04-08 03:14:54 +0000 UTCThis is the first time Teemo has actually died due to knowledge right?
Nathan Linder
2025-04-08 03:14:51 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter! Teemo, Oh God! Insta-Kill!
Durphymcbob
2025-04-08 03:14:11 +0000 UTCSo he is now the God of change AND gravity!?!?!
Henry Zeringue
2025-04-08 03:14:11 +0000 UTCAh, good catch. Fixed :)
Khenal
2025-04-08 03:13:30 +0000 UTCPoor Teemo. Least hes about to get a massive power boost tho. Cant wait to see how this is going to go. Related: a scion gets an affinity yes? So a new domain is for the entire dungeon? Am I remembering that right?
deefdragon
2025-04-08 03:12:38 +0000 UTCThanks for the chapter! Looks like our fledging god has expanded his divinity? And wound up killing his herald in the process haha. Good thing Teemo respawns!
Herakilla
2025-04-08 03:12:29 +0000 UTC---- I can actually fell it click ---- Typo: feel. Edit: That reveal was, literally, mind blowing.
PickledTink
2025-04-08 03:11:46 +0000 UTCWeed so good you instantly respawn.
Kevin Neely
2025-04-08 03:10:05 +0000 UTCYou can say the answer to gravity domain weighed heavily on temo's mind
Speedsaber
2025-04-08 03:08:33 +0000 UTCRuh Roh an entirely new domain. There will be words. Also thanks for the chapter Khenal!
King Jerkera
2025-04-08 03:08:02 +0000 UTCNewton and Einstein claim another victim.
Geoff Urland
2025-04-08 03:07:48 +0000 UTCSpace plants make that good weed.
Kevin Neely
2025-04-08 03:07:37 +0000 UTCTFTC!! Love the story and how it's going!
Ethan Barrow
2025-04-08 03:03:06 +0000 UTC