Would you buy a book called "An Encyclopedia of Professional Fisting"?
Added 2024-08-26 20:49:28 +0000 UTCOver the last year or so, I've had an idea kicking around in my head about possibly writing an MMA based book. I didn't really have a definitive idea of what said book would incorporate, but recently it's become a bit more of a solid idea: An illustrated chronicle of all of the most insane moments in MMA. Be they in Pride, UFC, Strikeforce, etc. The downside is that a project this size would need to be done via a kickstarter or something similar, as being brutally honest, I don't have the money to pay up front for distribution, printing, editors, and an artist. This is all hypothetical though, it may never happen, but its one of those nagging ideas I just cant shift!
I wanted to gauge opinion here first. And please, be honest! If you'd have zero interest in this, it wont hurt my feelings. I mean, not by much anyway. I'd probably only cry for a little while. Also, if you have any experience with kickstarters or you've written or self published anything in the past, please just drop me a DM to chat about the process.
Here's a gif of Frank Mir for no reason.
Also work in Lineal 3 is underway properly now, writing began on Saturday and the first 5 minutes of video is done!
Comments
Great comment 😂😂😂
Michael Crites
2024-09-02 06:32:50 +0000 UTC🤣🤣🤣
Ricky Finn
2024-08-31 22:29:31 +0000 UTCBy “accident” eh?? I read you loud and clear…
Napoleon
2024-08-31 21:41:00 +0000 UTCDude honestly for me, this would be absolutely fascinating. This is the stuff most people don't get to hear or read about, the casual viewer or tepid guy (like me, ive done martial arts for many years but not actually a fan) but the background interesting shit that no one hears, this would be a wicked read into the the behind the scenes stuff, I would buy a copy straight up, and if it's written in your narration style I would buy an actual signed copy. Brilliant. Also, if you could wipe your dick and leave a smear on the inside front cover I'd be down for that too, just saying if you did it by accident you know 👍🔥
Ricky Finn
2024-08-31 21:39:48 +0000 UTCI think the title would look a bit SUS in the bookcase. especially if you can only see the spine, coffee table book about Pride or UFC early days sounds easier, more accessible, less potentially embarrassing to own, like, Oh those books, yeah I'm into MMA vs Im into people getting fucked up!
Sebastian Scholey
2024-08-31 15:00:22 +0000 UTCI wouldn’t mind. Also, I think you’re the one that can write the screenplay for the Hulk Hogan biopic.
Luc St Leger
2024-08-29 03:48:31 +0000 UTCUltimately it would come down to the price for me, to be brutally honest, but I'd work hard to get that book on my table since I know I enjoy your writing if your scripts for the show on Youtube are any indication. That isn't to say I want your book to be cheap. I want you to benefit from the sales. I'd get a hold of a copy eventually. You know what, I'll just get a copy. I talked myself into it mid-writing this response. Fuck it I'll get two. Maybe three if- I need to go. We'll talk later when I have my four copies.
Asuvir
2024-08-28 06:14:20 +0000 UTCI was hoping to make it easier for you (not having to find a publisher, distributor, etc) but I may have doubled your workload 😅
Mike Oubliette Blake
2024-08-27 15:51:09 +0000 UTCyes! this!
Heidi
2024-08-27 15:15:55 +0000 UTCYou produce the highest quality MMA content out there, I would absolutely buy the book and drop a small (only because I'm poor as shit) donation.
Matthew Callow
2024-08-27 14:03:52 +0000 UTCConceptually I think it’s a good idea as a coffee table book. Big hardcover with lots of illustrations, like the beastie boys book they put out with Spike Jonze sort of- but the title might throw off people who aren’t already in the know.
Dan De La Ghetto
2024-08-27 13:47:53 +0000 UTCAnd actual fisting
Napoleon
2024-08-27 13:17:34 +0000 UTCThat’s actually a great idea. I could probably do both! Thanks!
Napoleon
2024-08-27 13:17:25 +0000 UTCHave you thought about releasing it on Audible instead of a printed book? It would NEED to be voiced by you though.
Mike Oubliette Blake
2024-08-27 12:56:44 +0000 UTCWith that title, it'd also have to cover boxing.
Marsh P
2024-08-27 12:23:18 +0000 UTCAs a guitar nerd I once bought a mock-encyclopedia of rock guitarists where the author ripped apart weirdos like Ritchie Blackmore and Yngwie Malmsteen who deserved it but also mocked regular guys like Joe Satriani which was neither witty nor clever. I'm sure you can make it work for mma though. Would buy it.
Matt
2024-08-27 11:37:49 +0000 UTCThere are drawings
Napoleon
2024-08-27 08:14:00 +0000 UTCI can’t read
Allan Hutton
2024-08-27 08:01:07 +0000 UTCHaha no it’s all good man, I wouldn’t expect anyone to support this idea out of obligation 😆
Napoleon
2024-08-27 07:08:23 +0000 UTCAppreciate it!
Napoleon
2024-08-27 07:07:48 +0000 UTCThanks Heidi!
Napoleon
2024-08-27 07:07:18 +0000 UTC😂😂
Napoleon
2024-08-27 07:07:08 +0000 UTCCheers Nik!
Napoleon
2024-08-27 07:06:55 +0000 UTC„Chasing me dreams !“ If its a Dream of yours, go for it. Your writing should work especially in a Book. And everyone of us heard your Voice a thousand times. If i ever should be schizo i Hope i hear your Voice 🤣❤️
Alex Götz
2024-08-27 04:36:07 +0000 UTCVoted no. I mean, I'm a huge fan, mostly due to excellent writing, but a book just seems like a wrong medium. Videos seem like a perfect fit (which is paramount for enjoyable fisting, I imagine).
Nik_W
2024-08-27 03:21:51 +0000 UTCI wanna say: before I ever saw your channel, i was indifferent about UFC/MMA. I liked wrestling okay but it was not something I'd ever re-arrange plans for. Ever since finding your channel I have found myself trying to find more information about certain things you mention, finding out more about this or that person, just trying to get a better understanding. My opinion has evolved from "it's just sweaty cock-punching" to: there are some really interesting fights here, I am very interested to know more. I would 100% buy your book and that is with only my tiny understanding of the culture. (edited for spelling)
Heidi
2024-08-27 03:16:33 +0000 UTCIt's a strong yes for me. One of the biggest reasons why I love your projects so much is the writing. Your have a razor sharp witt, and as someone who likes to read, I'd probably have a great time with a book like this.
Joey Malone
2024-08-27 02:27:59 +0000 UTCThe reason this is a no for me is because the premise doesn't seem to allow for much of a throughline and I wouldn't want to read a book like that. It also seems like it could be a less good version of your usual content since it wouldn't have video. Not trying to be a hater, just giving feedback. Best of luck.
a
2024-08-27 01:55:43 +0000 UTCI’d prefer my money and your precious time go towards more of your kick ass videos👊👊👊 *If you really need it I suppose I’d begrudgingly donate to your kickstarter.
Fuzzy Yaynus
2024-08-27 00:04:17 +0000 UTCtbh i'm more into the amateur kind
disk-kun, the mascot for the famicom disk system
2024-08-27 00:00:12 +0000 UTCLol all good I was just messing around. I just really love your metal references and humour in general.
Frederick Doyon
2024-08-26 23:17:08 +0000 UTCIts all good man! Thats why i asked for honest replies, id hate to try and get the project going to find out half the people only said yes out of politeness lol
Napoleon
2024-08-26 23:11:48 +0000 UTCWhats a little more awkwardness between family though??
Napoleon
2024-08-26 23:10:31 +0000 UTCAppreciate it Heather!
Napoleon
2024-08-26 23:09:59 +0000 UTCA real conversation piece
Napoleon
2024-08-26 23:09:43 +0000 UTCSounds like a must-read! Only problem is, I don't have a tonne of disposable income, so I don't wanna be all like "Strong yes from me!" and then not have the funds to put aside for the kickstarter + purchase. Would absolutely read anything you put your name/moniker to though.
Fauxial
2024-08-26 23:00:02 +0000 UTCI'd buy that book. However as much as I'd love that title, there is enough awkwardness between me and my family without having a "history of professional fisting" on my bookshelf
FutMike
2024-08-26 22:55:06 +0000 UTCIf you write it....I'll buy it. Simple.
Heather
2024-08-26 22:43:40 +0000 UTCfinally, the perfect coffee table book
SniffyTugBoat
2024-08-26 22:02:48 +0000 UTCI left a typewriter on the nearest train tracks to try and lure him out
Napoleon
2024-08-26 22:02:17 +0000 UTCHaaaard as a rock baby, lemme showyasumthin
Napoleon
2024-08-26 22:01:31 +0000 UTCoh dear god youve juut struck gold
Napoleon
2024-08-26 22:01:10 +0000 UTCFuck fight Chuck?
Napoleon
2024-08-26 22:00:54 +0000 UTCI'd like to think i could do both videos and a book on the side at the same time without having a breakdown...
Napoleon
2024-08-26 22:00:44 +0000 UTCWell i cant guarantee there will be, but ill do my best. And as collateral, ive already made a metal reference in the opening paragraph if Lineal part 3.
Napoleon
2024-08-26 21:59:45 +0000 UTCI appreciate you 💪
Napoleon
2024-08-26 21:58:52 +0000 UTC*nods*
Napoleon
2024-08-26 21:58:33 +0000 UTCDid you ask Matt Hughes for assistance? His book was phenomenal.
Your Buddy
2024-08-26 21:56:28 +0000 UTCI totally want this, but only if you committed to a video accompaniment that you could also sell/release. Your talents are so well served in the video medium, and this would make an epic video. Even if some content was recycled, you owe it to yourself to do it 100%!
Marshall Dungan
2024-08-26 21:55:47 +0000 UTCMost MMA books read like Brock Lesner wrote them. A well written chronicle of what makes MMA worth all the crazy shit associated with it could be so good. You could even narrate an audiobook version.
Ash
2024-08-26 21:54:37 +0000 UTCWhen I say “a hard yes” I mean ROCK FUCKING HARD yes.
jason goldstein
2024-08-26 21:54:30 +0000 UTCMr Blownapart get out of my head please.
Joseph Jackson
2024-08-26 21:51:24 +0000 UTCJack Remiel Cottrell
2024-08-26 21:46:15 +0000 UTCI would buy it in a fucking heartbeat
Mike Havok
2024-08-26 21:41:47 +0000 UTCMake it an Audible too with the hit song "Strut" playing in the background
DogeTheFireLord
2024-08-26 21:41:16 +0000 UTCI just want to fck with Chuck
M E
2024-08-26 21:39:22 +0000 UTCI wouldn't want it take to much time away from the MMA history videos. Cause i want you making those for another 50 years. But yea I'd buy a top 100 crazy MMA moments book from you in a heartbeat
CultureMind
2024-08-26 21:37:06 +0000 UTCHoly crap!
Dave Cottrell
2024-08-26 21:34:04 +0000 UTCI would absolutely give a bit of money on Kickstarter for that. You've been my favorite creator for a while! And if there's one metal reference in it I will be super happy lol (I'm a simple man). It's not often that I see my two biggest passions together.
Frederick Doyon
2024-08-26 21:31:52 +0000 UTCI'll probably have to get two copies because my not interested in mma at all is gonna want a signed copy as well she hates mma but loves napoleons videos 🤔 i think it's maybe his voice 🤔🤔 gonna have to keep an eye on her 🤣🤣
Evilscarface
2024-08-26 21:31:24 +0000 UTCI wouldn't automatically buy any MMA encyclopedia, but if you wrote one I sure as shit would.
Dave Cottrell
2024-08-26 21:30:27 +0000 UTCI would buy it for people as a gift.
ice bucket
2024-08-26 21:26:27 +0000 UTCSignature Kickstarter Edition 🤔 I'm in!
Royce
2024-08-26 21:25:20 +0000 UTCI don't doubt it, man. A solid reason to enjoy your work in book form is knowing I'd be safe from that fucking Steven Seagal song.
Karl Dixon
2024-08-26 21:23:08 +0000 UTCFrank's nodding, I'm nodding 👍🏻
Royce
2024-08-26 21:23:06 +0000 UTCIf the book is anything like your videos which in my opinion are the best mma documentaries on YouTube and beyond so the value can only go up if it bears your signature 😁 also the author picture has to be you dressed up as steven seagal 🤣
Evilscarface
2024-08-26 21:14:40 +0000 UTCWill be a straight tone, or will it have your brand of wit?
Luc St Leger
2024-08-26 21:13:24 +0000 UTCCheers Karl! Yes, its not something ill just blunder into for a laugh. The only reason i think I can pull it off is that I've basically done all the research needed for it already thanks to the videos, so it wouldn't be a huge effort to take the most insane moments from the videos, and turn it into a story basically. But i know how volatile kickstarter is, and how easy it is to screw up a project and leave people angry, which is obviously the last thing it want to do. So i gotta do my homework on this first!
Napoleon
2024-08-26 21:12:42 +0000 UTCI gotta say, man - this feels like something that is quite high risk in terms of a time, money, and attention sink... But also like something you would totally pull off. I think your humour would translate very well into text and I'd buy it/recommend it as a Kickstarter investment to people based on your reputation for producing ridiculously high quality MMA content (your Pride doc is, as far as I'm concerned, one of the best sports documentaries ever made).
Karl Dixon
2024-08-26 21:08:31 +0000 UTCI will definitely autograph them, but i dont know if that raises or lowers the resale value
Napoleon
2024-08-26 21:08:21 +0000 UTCWhat kind of a book about fisting wouldnt have detailed drawings of said fisting?!
Napoleon
2024-08-26 21:07:49 +0000 UTCIf I've learned anything from my time with videogames, never pre-order anything, not even from me haha
Napoleon
2024-08-26 21:07:17 +0000 UTCSee, I told them to do that 🙏
Napoleon
2024-08-26 21:06:41 +0000 UTCThe power of Blownapart prevails, they just freed me!
Jack Finney
2024-08-26 21:04:17 +0000 UTCWould be the book be available with a napoleon signature 😁 either way i want this book buddy to leave it sat out with the title on full display i can only imagine the questions I'll be asked about it 🤣
Evilscarface
2024-08-26 21:00:55 +0000 UTCI think it would sell based on the title alone, although a lot of the buyers may be very disappointed when they actually read it
Napoleon
2024-08-26 21:00:44 +0000 UTCWell thank you Sebastian! That means a lot to me
Napoleon
2024-08-26 20:59:53 +0000 UTCDepends, does it come with pictures of said fisting?
Ben Cahill
2024-08-26 20:59:32 +0000 UTCWell I hope you get out of the lift in time to read it my friend
Napoleon
2024-08-26 20:59:21 +0000 UTCGotta hook the buyers somehow
Napoleon
2024-08-26 20:58:53 +0000 UTCNot only will I buy it, but I’ll PRE-ORDER it.
That One Raccoon
2024-08-26 20:58:49 +0000 UTCImagine hearing the self service till say unintended item in bagging area please wait for assistance. I will definitely be buying that as an ebook
Jamie
2024-08-26 20:57:51 +0000 UTCYes! Yes! A thousand times yes!!!!!!
Adam Fallon
2024-08-26 20:57:41 +0000 UTCAppreciate your Frank Mir gif Nap
Breadman
2024-08-26 20:55:55 +0000 UTCI don't read books too often but I would buy a book just to support your work :) I'm just some random guy but: your works, so far, have had a big impact on my life and I'd like to support in any way I can.
Sebastian Bergenwall
2024-08-26 20:55:19 +0000 UTCI'm currently trapped in a lift and this perked my spirits up. As a loyal viewer, most definitely, and I've been hoping you may write a book for some time!
Jack Finney
2024-08-26 20:54:06 +0000 UTCGiant pink envelope with a picture of a fist slathered in vaseline on the front? Vaseline is from the cutman, obvs.
Napoleon
2024-08-26 20:52:38 +0000 UTCUndecided based on shipping fees, but also I'm an editor and I'll do you a deal.
Jack Remiel Cottrell
2024-08-26 20:51:51 +0000 UTCI dont know how it would be possible to write a book with that title and NOT include the old Ken Slamcock
Napoleon
2024-08-26 20:51:47 +0000 UTCThat is an absolutely eye catching title.
Alaa Mohammed
2024-08-26 20:51:18 +0000 UTCOnly if you mailed it with really massive. obvious packaging that let my entire household know exactly what I was purchasing
Joshua Gascon
2024-08-26 20:51:07 +0000 UTCYou’re very talented at making videos, I’d be more likely to pay for that.
Robert Monti
2024-08-26 20:50:57 +0000 UTCWill there be some of the ol Ken slamcock in it?
Chris ritter
2024-08-26 20:50:49 +0000 UTCI vote yes for the illustrated edition.
McMatt
2024-08-26 20:50:43 +0000 UTC