Napoleon Blownapart

Lineal update #7!

Added 2024-02-25 23:52:17 +0000 UTC

Good evening all! Well its 7 weeks now and I think I might finally be nearing the end... of my will to live. But also the end of the video! So this weekend I got to a point where I could've essentially finished the video completely, and wrapped it up with a "next time, on the lineal champions" kinda ending. But I felt it was a bit unfair to end it where it was, it felt a bit like a cop out, so i said fuck it, and spent the last 2 days writing a proper ending. Don't ask me how it happened but sometime around the 10 hour mark of non stop writing I crafted another fake Nord VPN sponsorship segment and a Bioshock monologue. But I'm pretty sure I got some actual real work done in there too.

The good news is that Its definitely close to the end now. I think if I can get some good work done this week, by next weekend I'll be ready to write the "next time, on the lineal champions" section and have it not feel like a cop out. The only cop out so far is that I do feel a bit like i should rename it as anyone looking for a straight discussion of just the fights that comprise the lineal timeline is gonna be real fucking disappointed. So yeah, I would estimate no longer than 2 weeks and this thing will be done, coincidentally close to the release of Final Fantasy 7 rebirth...

In weird MMA shit i experiend this weekend news, i took a couple of hours off editing yesterday to watch Rizin landmark 8, which was a damn good PPV, but also features Masakazu Imanari walking out to "no ordinary love" by Sade, while Lenne Hardt (crazy Pride lady announcer) sensually whispered his name as he walked out, and built up to a near orgasmic crescendo with "mmmmmmmmmasakazu.... ima-naaaaaaAAAAAARI!!!!!" which let me tell you, was not something i expected when i bought that PPV. Maybe she just rawdogs his name like this every time he walks out or something, but this was news to me. This shit was so fucking weird I had to clip it for you (brightness on this clip is fucked and makes it totally washed out but whatever), Enjoy!

https://youtu.be/GkBM8XeuVlk

That's it for now, catch you next week with the hopefully penultimate update!