Squoad, the undying elder.
If you asked him yourself, he may respond that he was created as the perfect soldier to stand at the side of the “toad king†during the “year of the fox.†He is deeply invested in animal politics, able to readily account hundreds of years worth of struggles between the toads and the mammals in his forest.
The squoad is hungry both for meat and knowledge. He will lock subjects in conversation until one of the following things happens:
The subject runs out of questions.
The subject doesn’t answer a question.
The subject appears to grow bored.
The subject asks a question to which the Squoad does not have an answer.
The only way to avoid a battle with the squoad is to keep him locked in conversation for roughly 20 out of game minutes (a few hours in game) at which point he will fall asleep fairly abruptly.
Locals near any of the fey crossovers will have horror stories to tell about the undying elder.