I have a little 45-pound dog, but by the amount of poops in the backyard, I think I actually have an Alaskan sled dog team stowed away on my property somewhere.
Yeah, you know, sled dogs!
It might be worth it to live in Alaska just so I can have a sled dog team.
Yeah, be, like... a peg pirate. Or something. Yarr, and stuff.
I guess it is better than just letting yourself go...
Until later!