Lunch sketch: The legend of hottie marriage
Added 2020-04-18 14:17:53 +0000 UTCDid you heard about the legend of hottie marriage?
Once upon a time there was a lovely couple who decided to wait until marriage. Just when they married, a terrible accident happened and they weren't even able to get to their wedding night and finally express their physical love.
The story says that the spirits of the lovers now wander upon this world, with the sole mission of bring the people the pleasure that was denied to them.
It is said that if you say "hottie marriage" three times at midnight in front of your bed, they will appear in your dreams and ask you one question: "Do you find us sexually attractive?"
If you find both of them attractive, they will spend the night fulfilling all your pleasures and you will wake up wet and extremely relieved... If you find one of them attractive, that one will spend the night fulfilling all your pleasures while the other one will clean your house to make some time and you will wake up wet and extremely relieved...
... But...
... If you find none of them sexually attractive... They will start to make out in front of you for the whole night and will curse you with a morning of arousal and the crave of furious masturbation...
