Cash Grab Episode 17 - A Thanksgiving Conspiracy AND SAN FRANCISCO LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT
Added 2023-11-22 21:43:21 +0000 UTC
In which we save Thanksgiving...FROM CHRISTMAS?!?
ALSO, SAN FRANCISCO! We're bringing our brand new never before seen live hour to your fine city! Friday, January 19th at 7pm as part of SF Sketchfest!
Get tickets here: https://sfsketchfest2024.sched.com/event/1VUqM
Everyone knows that Starbucks is the driver on the war on Christmas. It's like you guys don't even watch Fox News anymore.
Blake Fehl
2023-12-04 20:55:33 +0000 UTC
There are so many parts from Antichrist that will never leave my mind. The self-mutilation scene with the scissors still makes me cringe.
I was reviewing movies at the time, and at a press screening for the film. When the lights went up another critic said, "Listen, I'm an atheist but I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell after watching that."
Blake Fehl
2023-12-04 20:52:34 +0000 UTC
Lars von Trier's Antichrist still scars me! That scene where she hits him with a log! I mean wtf!? Although there was one more movie which was worse than that, a Serbian Movie. Watching that made me realise I'm far too gullible when my friends tell me "Arthouse Movies are cool"
Bobby Norman
2023-12-01 12:16:45 +0000 UTC
I am so happy I was here to witness this monstrosity
ArtDecoSupernova
2023-11-23 11:37:26 +0000 UTC
whoever is the enemy of santa, ask that guy. liberal media?
cursed billionaire Farts Wayne
2023-11-23 07:51:31 +0000 UTC
Fuck yeah, SF tickets acquired!
David Brownman
2023-11-23 06:59:46 +0000 UTC
Bernie Sanders is a Jewish magician.
Reginald Excellent
2023-11-23 00:31:49 +0000 UTC
How was this 7min long? It felt like 3min max!
Wait, is that what's happening to the time between Thanksgiving and Christmas??
Leo Burn'd
2023-11-22 23:25:55 +0000 UTC
Seeing how the magic happens was worth every penny of this Patreon. It's like you're creativity heavyweights.
Brian Coari
2023-11-22 23:01:15 +0000 UTC
Can they handle FIVE golden rings though?
Gregory Storkan
2023-11-22 22:20:53 +0000 UTC
Something anti-snetic WAS thought in this one after all.
Jasper
2023-11-22 22:20:21 +0000 UTC
Christmas is staying put; the Christmas season as defined by capitalism, however, is growing. That shit's been at my Costco for at least a month already. So you need anti-capitalism. You need Bernie Sanders.
Peter C.
2023-11-22 22:20:09 +0000 UTC
Also Michael is such a vibe over there with his hands on his forehead as he stares in utter wtf at his computer screen. 😄
Gregory Storkan
2023-11-22 22:17:21 +0000 UTC
This is brilliant. If I were looking for 5 or 6 Jewish people, I would never even think of looking inside Michael Buble.
Gregory Storkan
2023-11-22 22:16:44 +0000 UTC
Okay this is a fair point
Nick Kocher
2023-11-22 21:55:42 +0000 UTC
Brainstorming the opposite of Christmas and you arrived at a Jewish man performing miracles? For Christ sakes, guys.
Dane Davenport
2023-11-22 21:55:15 +0000 UTC
This is EPIC. When is the movie coming out?
Nicholas
2023-11-22 21:55:12 +0000 UTC
Dwarven miners. Natural enemies of elves.
J I
2023-11-22 21:52:23 +0000 UTC
Jewish Lumberjacks?
Nitron F117
2023-11-22 21:51:48 +0000 UTC