78% is 9% more than 69%! How did you do that? I know... PENIS! π₯or a fist shoved up the bunghole. "My name is Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!" π€£- Beavis and Butthead.
Johnny K
2026-02-26 05:39:30 +0000 UTC
haha amazing that you references that
Agent Red Girl
2026-02-25 21:04:40 +0000 UTC
Slipping on a banana?β¦does that explain Candaceβs peach, soda can, remote control and basketball?
Brian
2026-02-25 16:26:10 +0000 UTC
March 6th is perfect π, itβs my birthday πβ¦it will be about as close to birthday sex as I will likely get π
Bigtrouble59
2026-02-25 15:13:11 +0000 UTC
Omg the same thing happened to me a few months ago!