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300 PATRON 300 WATCHALONG & NIPPLE COUNT [VIDEO]
Added 2025-08-10 17:00:13 +0000 UTCTo celebrate hitting 300 Patrons here on Patreon, the interns Jon & Dave did a watchalong of the Zack Snyder "classic" 300 -- and counted every individual nipple that was shown on screen. Why? Because sometimes when you say somthing as a joke off hand in an episode of a podcast, you just gotta follow through on it... for like, integrity or whatever.
Thank you all SO MUCH for being here, and support the show. It's quite literally our favorite thing to do, record this show, so the fact that so many folks are here, and listening, and jokin' around with us about it is frickin' awesome.
If you watch the movie and attempt you own nipple count, leave you total in the comments below, and on the next episode of Losers Doing Loser Show, Jon & David will reveal their final tally, and recognize the patron who got the closest! And hey, there may be a prize involved!
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Brett DeMott
2025-08-22 20:08:25 +0000 UTC1375 (this can't be accurate, but I did my best for Sparta!)
Philip Hollingsworth
2025-08-22 19:24:51 +0000 UTCLovely recap! Also…fascinating!
Brett DeMott
2025-08-13 01:39:26 +0000 UTCOkay this was really fun. Here are all my deets. I counted 1,647 NIPS on the shittiest 2-digit plastic counter you've ever seen in your life. Had to start tracking old school pen and paper not 7 minutes in. I drank one coffee and then I drank fuckin THREE diet cokes. I paused once to pee. I ate 3 chicken strips and like 25 fries. All boneless. Though I stand in solidarity Mackey's DC consumage, he was most definitely clicking when there were no nipples visible SEVERAL times. Thank you for reading all this and please do have a pleasant day or night or whatever it is wherever you are. I had a fuckin blast honestly. :)
Nicole
2025-08-13 00:55:22 +0000 UTCfun, order more wings tho next time. And Get Zach Synder on the HORN ASAP to make a new movie called 400 where the plot is the original cast, fully clothed, except for their shirts have cutouts around the nips and they eat wings and talk shit about Trump
rob miller
2025-08-11 16:05:41 +0000 UTCnever watched 300, not sure I have yet (so fun though!). End count: 1758
Andrew
2025-08-11 06:28:37 +0000 UTC
