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BONUS HEADLINE - "HORNY or REAL ACCIDENT" (Patreon Exclusive)

This week the fellas deliver the much anticipated game they promised two weeks ago-- HORNY or REAL ACCIDENT, where they list REAL INJURIES to people's privates that were reported to the Consumer Safety Board and decide if they were the result of someone being HORNY... or a REAL ACCIDENT.

BONUS HEADLINE - "HORNY or REAL ACCIDENT" (Patreon Exclusive)

Comments

An absolute failure of the show!

Brett DeMott

Brett said "Wake up" multiple times yet we didn't get the song :(

Jenny Cavanagh

lol ‘twas a great man with a great name! 😆

Brett DeMott

EXACTLY. HE WAS FUCKIN THAT FRIDGE AND WE KNOW IT

Brett DeMott

Bro how are you gonna be so close to the fridge you can close your dick in it but then how hard are you slamming that door closed to warrant and emergency room visit

bulwark

My granddaddy’s name was Chud Putnam ⚽️

Lynne Marie

Ask and you receive you cakey clamper!

Brett DeMott

I'll make another account and double subscribe for another episode of this

Jesse Langdon

I would absolutely upgrade to a higher tier just for these

Kevin Harris

Gotta add a column to the doc

Brett DeMott

(Gandalf voice) YOU SHALLLLLL RECIEVVVVVVVVVVVE!!!

Brett DeMott

We might just have to change the whole show to this

Brett DeMott

10/10 comment

Brett DeMott

I think I used it right?

Brett DeMott

Can we get a slurp count?

Leann Deal

Putnam

Kevin Harris

AS A SMOOSHER/CAKING enthusiast who likes to oil up the refrigeratussy every once in a while, I demand you finish the list or I’m packing my balls and leaving

Magnetic Bueller

You guys sould add an additional patreon tier that gets a monthly/bi-weekly 'horny or real' news update

Mark Langford

I expect no less than two additional Bonus Headlines about dick and ball injuries. It's the kind of premium top-tier free content we're used to getting from the Brett DeMott Show with Buddy.

M.


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