THE PODCAST Ep. 36 / MOTHERLY FUDGE
Added 2018-09-26 04:21:41 +0000 UTCFirst half of the show, we discuss my upcoming film project. We also discuss new videos that are coming to the channel that focus on visiting haunted locations.
Second half is a wild ride. I go off on a Facebook hoax about sex traffickers at Walmart. I read Rick’s missing children posts and we play a game called “Are they Missing or Have they Been Found?”
Rick reads the first part of a lovely, erotic story called Motherly Fudge.
ENJOY!!!!!
Comments
“I just saw a dinosaur coming out of the barber…” 🤣🤣🤣
XineMarieMcD
2023-10-31 14:33:45 +0000 UTCI don’t want to hear anyone defend Cosby, even in jest.
XineMarieMcD
2023-10-31 14:30:53 +0000 UTCI’ll agree that the “Caddyshack 2” theme song isn’t Kenny’s finest effort, but it’s better than anything by The Mars Volta. Their slop is unlistenable.
XineMarieMcD
2023-10-31 14:28:55 +0000 UTCHaha! Yes, I was here REPEATING “Tribeca, Dan.” 😄
XineMarieMcD
2023-10-31 14:24:17 +0000 UTCListening to this at work. Kinda sucks remembering Dan talked about doing a feature. I've been crossing my fingers for nearly a decade that he does a return to fiction film. Even a 10 minute long short film. I'm not whining, btw. I've worked on a few short films and even something thats only 15-20 minutes long is a goddamn logistical nightmare. I just hope the resources and inspiration lines up again for Dan.
Louie Caponecchia
2023-02-09 23:47:53 +0000 UTCI was wondering what was going on
Gloria Carey
2023-02-09 23:26:26 +0000 UTCIs anyone else getting alerts for all the old podcasts one after another suddenly?
Riften
2023-02-09 23:25:04 +0000 UTC"I made a zaney bloober!* *gunshot*
J.R. Dizon
2021-12-07 05:03:07 +0000 UTCthe part with Rick and the dinosaurs had me in tears 🤣
Kristen
2021-11-17 23:03:02 +0000 UTCHahahahaah I love this Facebook rant hahaha.
Sharon Cole
2019-01-19 18:50:10 +0000 UTCA wealthy childhood friend of mine made a film, and it was quite d-list and corny. He planned to only spend 100,000 too, but at the end he ended up spending 2 MILLION dollars!!!! Just beware lol.
Justa Fan
2018-11-15 18:54:35 +0000 UTCLindsay Lohan started the Walmart sex trafficking.
TheDeadSkeletonShow
2018-10-21 18:25:49 +0000 UTCGophers
TheDeadSkeletonShow
2018-10-21 17:35:26 +0000 UTCOmg how does Rick not know Caddyshack 2???
TheDeadSkeletonShow
2018-10-21 17:35:02 +0000 UTCOmg Kenny Loggins. Caddyshack 🙌🙌🙌
TheDeadSkeletonShow
2018-10-21 17:34:26 +0000 UTCHoly hell. I almost passed out from laughing so damn hard. I can’t.
Cyndi Sleigh
2018-10-06 04:42:49 +0000 UTCThe virgin mary building is so cheesy, but it's kinda iconic for this area.
Anthony DiGiacomo
2018-09-30 04:55:24 +0000 UTClol i love Antique Roadshow
LibbyS
2018-09-28 23:44:39 +0000 UTCLighten up man. If you’re on iPhone you can use the podcast app Overcast. It has a voice boost feature and I’ve never had trouble hearing Rick with it on.
Mark Blumer
2018-09-28 04:27:34 +0000 UTCDan I just love your Goodwill roast videos so much, I could watch you call tacky second-hand stuff "hideous" all day long. Maybe your next project should be some kind of Antique Roadshow where people bring in some of their old crap for you to insult.
ThirdPerson
2018-09-28 00:46:57 +0000 UTCOk Dan since Sextia N’eight will be with you on your trip to Tampa, I have a place here in Tampa called Hamburger Mary's I think the crew will like to go and get a bite to eat and a show.. Look forward to your visit here...
Richard Deimler
2018-09-27 23:17:29 +0000 UTCOh my God that elongated fart sound clip makes me bust out laughing every time.
Katie Belock
2018-09-27 20:24:45 +0000 UTCHi Dan, I was wondering if you would be open to the idea of making an episode or post on your top 10 or top 20 movies! I would love to also hear Rick's film recs.
Eileen Bustamante
2018-09-27 19:51:00 +0000 UTCHey Dan, I Hope my Gladis is Settling in Fine, I heard she gave you and Rick a little light display on your haunted podcast. She is just getting started, Good Luck guys! Scotland 1- USA -0
Sally
2018-09-27 13:57:12 +0000 UTCThe second half of this podcast was glorious... The missing child game show and of course Rick reading motherly fudge, pure depraved brilliance! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you Dan & Rick
Mike Fairbanks
2018-09-27 11:46:30 +0000 UTCDan, if you told me a dinosaur came out if the Harbour, I'd believe you too. Only because it's so damn polluted, you never know what mutant will pop up. It could also be that the woman with that ridiculous kidnapping story is a mutant from the Inner Harbour too.
Dana Saravia
2018-09-27 10:42:45 +0000 UTCcan't hear a fucking word from passive-aggressive poster boy and his behaviour goes uncorrected. there are plenty of headworn microphones under a hundred ducks there's no excuse for his childishness
G. Geef
2018-09-27 09:19:24 +0000 UTCI want dan to throat punch me so i can die happy
Warbloid
2018-09-27 04:52:33 +0000 UTC“What a bore...” Fucking lost it!
Austin Van Vleck
2018-09-27 03:45:28 +0000 UTCWHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE THESE?!
Cassie C.
2018-09-26 20:48:30 +0000 UTCAs a Clearwater native...hearing you guys debate the merits of US 19 and the history of the "Virgin Mary" building is hilarious. And the Match Game music is killing me. It's so wrong and yet somehow still so, so right.
Alyssa S.
2018-09-26 19:15:31 +0000 UTCI never in my life ever thought I would be excited to listen to a scat erotica.
Katie Barber
2018-09-26 18:21:59 +0000 UTCI think I'm more excited about your horror movie than you are! Can’t wait.
Sebastien Bolduc
2018-09-26 16:59:45 +0000 UTCHa ha ha, I love the end, hilarious!!! Concerning the people who make those kinds of posts, not the gullible people who re-post them... a lot of that stuff are just people virtue signaling because they contribute nothing to their community and society. It's childish behavior. Their life didn't amount to anything but reproducing, and now they're all, "Look at me, I want to protect children!" Who the F doesn't?! And matter of fact, that's a psychological trait of pedophiles, the person who virtues themselves as the protector of children. Not saying those people making those posts are, just pointing that out. I worked several years in an elementary school, ground zero for pedos and abductions. I can assure you that the dangers are real, but nowhere on the scale painted by paranoid fucks! People like that are mentally defective and cannot function in everyday life, and they don't last long in civil society before getting locked up. Most people are good people, believe it or not! And btw, the majority of abductions are done by an estranged parent who lost custody of their child/children. The "stranger danger" stuff is total bullshit!
Sebastien Bolduc
2018-09-26 16:42:44 +0000 UTCThe Walmart thing: my girlfriend has two people on her Facebook who within the same period in 2-3 weeks, claimed that they spotted men who wanted to take her and her kid and sell them into sex trafficking. The first person parked close to the store, went in, came back out after shopping, and found that there was a "red car" parked next to her with a man sitting in the driver seat. She apparently ran back in and had Walmart employees escort her and her kid out. Shit you not, she also got the police to give her a police report. Did I mention that this guy never once said anything to her, and never even got out of his car?
Kate
2018-09-26 16:07:28 +0000 UTCMotherly Fudge sounds like an scene between Carol and Greg Brady gone terribly wrong.
Carrie Walters
2018-09-26 16:04:24 +0000 UTCI've actually never seen Caddyshack...pretty sure I have to watch it now! I can't wait to hear about what Rick did to the ugly children at Walmart, or whatever you're talking about today. haha
Tina Ramsey
2018-09-26 15:48:57 +0000 UTCThis one had me rolling. Motherly Fudge sounds like something that would be in a Chuck Berry erotic bedtime stories collection.
Jenny Randall
2018-09-26 14:26:39 +0000 UTCI got asked if I would have sex for money once while I was shopping at Meijer, I immediately called my boyfriend to come to the parking lot and walk me to my car. The guy followed me out and got into the back seat of an empty car and a woman came walking from the other end of the parking lot and got into the drivers seat and took off, not saying these stories aren’t true but things do happen especially in dirty Dayton Ohio
Janny
2018-09-26 14:10:48 +0000 UTCAlso...I'm starting to realize that you may well be insane. But it's delightful.
steve kinnamon
2018-09-26 14:03:03 +0000 UTCThe rage in your heart for that woman is palpable.
steve kinnamon
2018-09-26 13:31:39 +0000 UTCOh my God the Facebook hoax rant hahahaha I'm dying here!! Nobody wants your kid bitch!!
Kenny
2018-09-26 13:18:34 +0000 UTCMan Rick is a special person isn't he. Never lose him man. You do need him, after all. To make your show famous.
steve kinnamon
2018-09-26 13:03:24 +0000 UTCIf you want to do an overnight..go on the Queen Mary
LibbyS
2018-09-26 12:40:22 +0000 UTCLOL
Dan Bell
2018-09-26 11:38:57 +0000 UTC"No one wants your ugly fucking kid!" I died. Your podcasts are the highlight of my week, other than my own ugly fucking kids. When will Jesse be back? We miss him!
Amanda
2018-09-26 10:59:56 +0000 UTCDan, your sick humor is the best.. haha I'm in hysterics about Rick's Facebook posts and comments. June is the gift that keeps on giving.. LOL
Sally Dalton
2018-09-26 09:28:55 +0000 UTCTribeca! ;)
Mark Pompeo
2018-09-26 04:47:44 +0000 UTCWhy do I get the feeling Rick reading Motherly Fudge, an erotic tale, is going to be the worst thing I've ever heard?
Jeremy Hewitt
2018-09-26 04:40:30 +0000 UTC
