Taskmaster - S8 E8 - Aquatic Sewing Machine.
Added 2023-12-19 13:00:07 +0000 UTCI don't know if you guys see them or not, but the upside down eights in Dailymotion titles drive me nuts!!! Anywho, Taskmaster Tuesday peoples!!!! This season is turning out to be so much better than I could have anticipated! Woot Woot! Happy Tuesday beautiful people! ๐๐
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Hiya Mandy! Ah yes, ๐ง that looks like the ABC Favorit font with the upside down 8s ๐ค 17:59 Greg: โLou, 2 pointsโ Lou: โF4ck off!โ lol you can tell Louโs getting ultra competitive now the seasonโs coming to a close, and in recent episodes other contestants claw back a point or two from her early lead ๐ wow her lead got halved since the last* episode! 24:20 Ooh ok so they did count Joeโs red ball catches, even though he broke a hole in his bucket and they all fell out! So no โno bueno!โ After all ๐ 5 points for the one blue doesnโt seem worth it! 30:53 Yeah Louโs ecstatic about Sianโs red ball disqualification, it puts an extra 5 points between her and 2nd place Joe. Youโve seen all episodes, so I can say: thatโs gotta be her victory dance right there! ๐ 37:27 Hahaha, Iโm pausing before that Joe induced migraine gets to you, and you say anything ๐ I hear your deafeningly silent screams, thinking about Joe and the two ice cubes lol - why not push the ball with the ice cubes in hand?! Argh! (now to resume playback for confirmationโฆ) He even had two ice cubes Mand, buffer it either side with each hand, no brainer! 46:15 Greg already said Veg, so itโd have to be Veginitis - itchy vegetable syndrome to you ๐ 48:01 Showstopping โanticlimacticโ ending for Paul there ๐ 49:01 I didnโt think you were able to get close to and touch wild dolphins, not in an ethical kind of way at least! Gotta let them be in charge of the experience. And ya donโt want to get them too familiar with the generally untrustworthy humans. ๐ฌ 50:00 Yeah, Paul threw the money off camera into the box seats where a few lucky audience members must have pocked the ยฃ200 51:20 Sure thing! You just gotta find yourself a big group of kids to launch tennis balls at, you could make it work ๐คฃ Thanks Mandy G
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2024-01-17 02:12:25 +0000 UTCYeahhhhh go Paul
Josh sloan
2023-12-30 15:31:25 +0000 UTCExcuse me you're forgetting romesh aka TREE WIZARD!!!!!
Josh sloan
2023-12-30 14:47:19 +0000 UTCGood choice l. When it comes to volcanoes, South park has amazing advice ๐
Josh Read
2023-12-23 16:56:28 +0000 UTC๐๐ romesh coming to our wedding would be wild tho ๐
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-23 16:30:41 +0000 UTCHaha. ๐๐ Think this British stuff is finally rubbing off on you.
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
2023-12-23 16:23:15 +0000 UTCHahaha, maybe, or better yet, Australian! The land down under where everything is upside down. Lol ๐คช
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-23 16:21:42 +0000 UTCSian cheated A LOT too. Haha. Screwed Joe over ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-23 16:21:03 +0000 UTCThank you so much Rudi!! ๐ฅน๐ค Hopefully I make you a wee bit less moody ๐คญ๐คช
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-23 16:20:21 +0000 UTCHAHAHAHHAA!!! I would love to go to Hawaii, but I am scared of the volcanos. Lol. So, anywhere tropical like Hawaii but without the danger I guess ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-23 16:19:20 +0000 UTCLmao, you guys are wild ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-23 16:17:51 +0000 UTCAlice would definitely be on my date list as well, excellent choice!
JR
2023-12-21 13:08:02 +0000 UTCI've never noticed that upside down 8. How weird. Maybe they were going for the Spanish theme !?ยกยฟ
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
2023-12-21 00:57:43 +0000 UTCCan't believe Sian cheated. I'm disappointed :) Amazing that Paul won one!! Glad it happened for him. I could never have imagined the context in which 'aquatic sewing machine' was used.
Rusty Dog
2023-12-20 15:57:50 +0000 UTCHaha, classic stuff! ๐
paul
2023-12-20 14:04:06 +0000 UTCThere is always parking, just wait for one of them to bend over.
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2023-12-20 13:36:27 +0000 UTCHahaha, "Hi, I'm a big fat lad and I've got three big fat lad mates... can you book us in for the Crystal Maze experience? One question: are there parking spaces for unicycles?"
paul
2023-12-20 11:17:20 +0000 UTCI call it 'Fat lad on a unicycle'.
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2023-12-20 10:51:09 +0000 UTCHaha, nice! It's like one of those psychological ink blot tests. Everyone can see what they want to see in it!
paul
2023-12-20 10:32:36 +0000 UTC๐๐ It's abstract art haha.
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2023-12-20 10:19:12 +0000 UTCAnother good random question as always Josh. Man, so many things get on my nerves. Lies is a good answer. My pet peeves probably line up quite neatly with Karl's: lies, bullshit, "fun" (as in "organized fun" as Karl puts it). Probably bullshit for me. It just feels like we're drowning in bullshit these days with the news, the media, the internet, etc. Where's Bullshit Man when you need him? ๐
paul
2023-12-20 09:48:53 +0000 UTC๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Josh Read
2023-12-20 09:21:04 +0000 UTCLateness for me. Drives me insane ๐คฌ
Josh Read
2023-12-20 09:20:36 +0000 UTCPoor Mandy, we do give the poor woman a hard time ๐คฃyeah I'm sure I will
Josh Read
2023-12-20 09:18:28 +0000 UTCHaha, Randy Mandy! ๐ "Which five blokes would I like to go out on a date with?" Yeah, cos that's a totally normal question! I think that's why Alice has gotten roped in, so it's not just Mandy sat awkwardly round a restaurant table with five dudes off the telly! Hope you enjoy the Paul Chowdry podcast. If you keep scrolling you'll see he's had a lot of Taskmaster related people on.
paul
2023-12-20 09:09:44 +0000 UTCShe certainly does. She comes across as such a nice polite shy lady too. She should change her name to Randy Cane Lane. That's very true. Cheers for that. I'll have a listen later when I finish work.
Josh Read
2023-12-20 08:50:55 +0000 UTCShe just always has to take something sweet and make it filthy, doesn't she? I like how she included one woman and she picked the woman who, pound for pound, most resembles her! Red hair, pale skin, red lipstick... The podcast is a bit tricky to find for some reason, so I'll put the link: https://podcastindex.org/podcast/3712427 It's called The Paul Chowdry Pudcast.
paul
2023-12-20 08:36:31 +0000 UTCIt was a simple wholesome question and Mandy had to go and spoil it with inappropriate language. That will be a great night out. I didn't know he did a podcast. I'll have to give that a go
Josh Read
2023-12-20 08:29:40 +0000 UTCI'll make sure I get romesh to fly over and sing it live for us ๐๐
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-20 08:21:22 +0000 UTCOh and by the way, I know Paul Chowdry came across as a bit of a dope on Taskmaster, permanently bemused by what was going on, but I've listened to his podcast a bunch of times and he seems very intelligent and quick witted but also very chill and polite.
paul
2023-12-20 08:10:45 +0000 UTCAlso Stevie, is your new avatar meant to be you in a wet suit depicted using a dailymotion 8? ๐
paul
2023-12-20 07:56:38 +0000 UTCHappy birthday!! ๐ฅณ 93 eh? What a year...
paul
2023-12-20 07:26:39 +0000 UTCGood question! I think for a normal night out (trust Mandy to make it a sexy night out) and limiting it to series 1-8 to avoid spoilers I'd go for Noel, Mel, the two Tims Key and Vine and my namesake Paul (Chowdry, not Sinha). If I had to pick the 5 people from a particular series, I think series 1 had the best chemistry. I think apart from Frank they were all mates with Little Alex Horne already.
paul
2023-12-20 07:18:36 +0000 UTCHaha, but that don't use that as an excuse to cloroform your bunkmate and run off with his body! ๐
paul
2023-12-20 07:04:39 +0000 UTCThank you for putting a smile on my face by uploading taskmaster & wilty. There easily the best thing on the telly & your the best company to watch them with. Have a great day yourself.
MoodyRudi
2023-12-20 05:04:33 +0000 UTCThank you Mandy and Josh!
AWR93
2023-12-20 04:31:48 +0000 UTCIt also happened back in the episode 3 live task when they had to put sleeping bags on and use a skipping rope. She won that task but they gave Iain 5 and Lou 4. I mentioned it on that episode. 100s of episodes and I think these are the only 2 scoring mistakes and both went against Lou lol.
Lee Dellbridge
2023-12-20 03:26:29 +0000 UTCWhen you're younger you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb into your 26" waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age, 24-25, your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all you're suddenly a fat bastard
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2023-12-20 01:54:27 +0000 UTCIt will probably be Tree Wizard as I believe both the bride and groom like that song. I didn't even realise they were engaged. Congratulations to you both.
Jeffrey44
2023-12-20 01:19:59 +0000 UTCHere is a link to the Taskmaster YouTube channel community post about it. The link will probably only work on a computer... https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxkgo9ibubq2BQaJFsmsE_NrbnjZtDeS29
Jeffrey44
2023-12-20 01:16:07 +0000 UTCWrestleMania night 1 main event, forget cm punk vs Seth Rollins it'll be the random question of the day on a pole match, the battle of the josh's ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-20 00:48:47 +0000 UTC๐๐๐
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-20 00:45:59 +0000 UTCRandom question of the day ยฉ๏ธ Josh Read. Where would you like to go on holiday?
Josh Read
2023-12-20 00:26:57 +0000 UTCI would recommend Bird Bites, Dog Cries by Hatebeak.
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2023-12-20 00:24:50 +0000 UTCYes just to hang out with. They are not just date things. Good choices though. For me Rob beckett, Romesh, Rob Gilbert, Lou and Al Murray
Josh Read
2023-12-20 00:23:22 +0000 UTCI could record it and send it to you on VHS, or if you are lucky enough to have internet access, it should be possible to find the episode online. It will be on the Taskmaster YouTube channel from 3rd January (or January 3 as an American would say). I'm not sure if it will be censored or edited (like removing the breaks) on there though.
Jeffrey44
2023-12-20 00:20:08 +0000 UTCI'll sue you for copyright infringement ๐
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-20 00:17:19 +0000 UTCDon't you be stealing my gimmick ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-20 00:16:45 +0000 UTCThose are still date things! Lmao. If you mean just to hang out it'd be Bob Mortimer, Rhod Gilbert, James Acaster, Time Vine, and Jessica Knappet! How about you?
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-20 00:16:21 +0000 UTCI'm gonna assume you don't have social media cause you didn't say dick pics ๐๐ who would ever lie to you tho ๐ฅบ
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-20 00:15:21 +0000 UTCAnd theys nobody I love more than you either cutie ๐คญ๐คญ
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-20 00:13:23 +0000 UTCOhhhh ffs ๐ blame Patreon the useless fucker
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-20 00:12:29 +0000 UTCThank you very much Josh! That is very sweet, and there is no one I would rather be than me! ๐ค๐ฅฐ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-20 00:12:07 +0000 UTCYes a night out a meal cinema trip and a drink. Not a night in. You embarrassed yourself there Mandy ๐คฃ
Josh Read
2023-12-20 00:11:05 +0000 UTCLies! (This was meant here!)
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-20 00:10:55 +0000 UTCHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA! The app updated the comment as I hit reply! The "lies" was the answer to what irritates me most in life.... I hadn't even seen this comment. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ ๐ ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-20 00:10:31 +0000 UTCToday's random question of the day well for me at least ๐ so when we get married what would you like to the song we first dance too as a married couple?
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-20 00:10:11 +0000 UTCNo it's fucking not!!!!! Wow I opened my heart out to you ๐
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-20 00:08:48 +0000 UTCLies ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-20 00:07:44 +0000 UTCHahahhaha! You are awesome Terje!! ๐ฅฐ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-20 00:07:10 +0000 UTCOh shii.. just realized you said night out and maybe didn't mean it as a date thing. Haha, totally different answer that ๐ ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-20 00:06:46 +0000 UTC5? Oof, let me Google who they are real quick! -- Ok, on Goole now. 5 is a lot ๐ and most of them are too old, (especially now) But let's say I was unbothered by age, or they were all age appropriate. (Yes, I am an overthinker) Not sure the order but : Joe Thomas, James Acaster, Rhod Gilbert, Alice Levine, and Noel Fielding ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-20 00:05:53 +0000 UTCRIP indeed ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-20 00:00:12 +0000 UTCAww, thank you! ๐ฅฐ And the 8's have been driving me crazy for a while now, figured I'd share. ๐คช
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-19 23:59:55 +0000 UTCHappy birthday โค๏ธ
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-19 23:59:49 +0000 UTCMandy please just never change, don't change for anyone or anything, your personality, the way you are, your looks are perfect and we're so lucky to have you as a part of our lives โค๏ธ
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-19 23:59:18 +0000 UTCOh, sneaky stuff, did not catch that and am surprised she didn't protest. What was the other time? ๐ค
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-19 23:58:59 +0000 UTCOuch, you already made me feel old! Haha, but I do like the idea! The issue is where do I get a hold of the episode? ๐ค
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-19 23:58:19 +0000 UTCThe TM is too funny ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-19 23:56:34 +0000 UTC"Greg" on a foot ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-19 23:56:09 +0000 UTCHAHAHHAA! How can I trust myself when I can barely remember what day it is? ๐ ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-19 23:55:47 +0000 UTCHahahahhahaha! There might be a similarity, but I don't hear it. Ricky's abuse is very different than Gregs ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-19 23:55:07 +0000 UTCI feel so identified when people mess up words. Words are hard! ๐ ๐คฃ And the Xfm was so great, I am happy with how that one turned out!
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-19 23:54:02 +0000 UTCHahahhahaa! Yeah, I messed up on the syllable count, but can't blame me for trying ๐ ๐คฃ๐คช -- Also you are very welcome Ryan ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-19 23:52:32 +0000 UTCIt bother's me way more than it should ๐ ๐ ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-19 23:51:14 +0000 UTCHahahhaa! You guys are too much! That hair gif was hilarious, and also -- HOW DARE YOU?? That upsidedown 8 crosses a horrible line. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-19 23:50:49 +0000 UTCHappy Birthday Darlin'!!!!!! ๐ผ๐โจ๐ฅ Hope you have a fantastic night and an amazing new trip around the sun! ๐ค
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-12-19 23:30:56 +0000 UTCRandom question of the day. What's the thing that irritates you most in life?
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-12-19 22:53:19 +0000 UTCApart from enjoying the legend that is Mandy, what else have you done to have a good birthday?
Josh Read
2023-12-19 22:36:16 +0000 UTCThank you Mr 44 .
AWR93
2023-12-19 21:57:51 +0000 UTCHappy 30th, Arthur.
Jeffrey44
2023-12-19 21:21:53 +0000 UTCThank you Josh!
AWR93
2023-12-19 20:56:02 +0000 UTCHappy Birthday ๐ ๐ฅณ ๐
Josh Read
2023-12-19 20:33:34 +0000 UTC๐๐ thank you Stevie
AWR93
2023-12-19 20:25:37 +0000 UTCI'll say it while Jeffrey is thinking๐ . Happy Birthday fella.
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2023-12-19 20:18:58 +0000 UTCI want you to say happy birthday to me jeffery please
AWR93
2023-12-19 20:12:19 +0000 UTCAre you wanting people to say Happy Birthday to you? I will do, if that's what you want.
Jeffrey44
2023-12-19 20:08:00 +0000 UTC1. Thank you 2. Yes, please make a video like that. I'd like to see it. 3. I like the weather-sharing.
Terje Flรฅgan
2023-12-19 19:48:06 +0000 UTCWhat a great treat for my birthday to watch some taskmaster with Mandy!! ๐ฅณ
AWR93
2023-12-19 19:43:11 +0000 UTCOut of all the past contestants which 5 would you go on a night out with?
Josh Read
2023-12-19 19:21:49 +0000 UTCRIP to the poor people who died in the storm โค๏ธ
Josh Read
2023-12-19 19:18:36 +0000 UTCI wouldn't have noticed the 8s if you hadn't pointed them out. It's always a good day when Mandy is happy.
Josh Read
2023-12-19 19:18:11 +0000 UTCI almost did a spit take at โvaginitisโ ๐ plus just after โwet braveryโ, Greg said something about being nimble, and I misheard it as โnippleโ ๐
Ryan W.
2023-12-19 19:10:01 +0000 UTCIn the beachball task Lou was faster than Sian but they gave Sian 4 points to Lou's 3 points. That's twice this series Lou got screwed out of a point.
Lee Dellbridge
2023-12-19 18:46:46 +0000 UTCHello there. Bear with me a moment, I think the maths (or math as an American would say) works out here. If you do S08E09 on Boxing Day (or Tuesday December 26 as an American would say) and S08E10 on the 2nd January (or January 2nd as an American would say) you could do Taskmaster's New Year Treat 2024 on the 9th January (or the second anniversary of Bob Saget's death as an American would say) before you start series 9 (or Season 9 as an American would say). One of the contestants on Taskmaster's New Year's Treat 2024 is less than half your age, so you may want to leave it until he isn't, in case it makes you feel very very old. It's up to you, of course. What do you make of that idea, though?
Jeffrey44
2023-12-19 18:04:23 +0000 UTCSorry to hear about the loss of your Abraham Lincoln. In the UK, we recently lost our beloved The Queenโข so I do have some idea how you must be feeling.
Jeffrey44
2023-12-19 17:48:47 +0000 UTCHahahahah, amazing... ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
paul
2023-12-19 16:07:17 +0000 UTCI can't talk though. I put a wet suit on two years ago, I looked like a string of sausages.
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2023-12-19 16:02:14 +0000 UTCI think Josh Widdicombe would be the easiest contestant to draw, because you could just write "GREG" in the sand
Robert Allen
2023-12-19 15:59:43 +0000 UTCHahaha, I think he has! Crystal Maze: The Big Fat Lads Edition!
paul
2023-12-19 15:50:29 +0000 UTCI think Jeffrey just found a way to make The Crystal Maze twice as funny.
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2023-12-19 15:46:16 +0000 UTCI like how every week you seem to be less and less confident that you're watching the right episode... ๐
paul
2023-12-19 15:39:38 +0000 UTCHaha, Jeffrey to the rescue with a solution!
paul
2023-12-19 15:24:37 +0000 UTCHahaha, they're having a laugh though! Who has that many friends? And how many of them would still be friends after they've got locked in in the Medieval Zone with Mumsy.
paul
2023-12-19 15:22:31 +0000 UTCI think they will let teams of 4 play if you are all big fat lads. Phone them up and say I'm a big fat lad and I have three similarly sized morbidly obese friends. What is the worst they can say? Don't forget to ask about food.
Jeffrey44
2023-12-19 15:21:35 +0000 UTCOh, it says you need teams of 8. I don't think I have that many friends ๐๐
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2023-12-19 15:17:28 +0000 UTCIs it me or is Greg's excited high pitched exclamation of "It's Little Alex Horne!" not a million miles away from that screechy sound Ricky makes at Robin Ince. I feel like it's the same kind of friendship dynamic, thankfully more benign in the case of Greg and Alex! ๐
paul
2023-12-19 15:06:20 +0000 UTCOh wow, if you're that close to it you should go! The lady "Maze Master" on that website looks a bit like the sole actress from Gay! The Musical... ๐
paul
2023-12-19 15:00:14 +0000 UTCOMG, she does lol. I missed their mention of The Crystal Maze I had to go back and check. I have just learned that this is 20 minutes from where I live... https://the-crystal-maze.com/manchester/. I'm gonna look into it.
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2023-12-19 14:53:36 +0000 UTCDid you notice they mentioned The Crystal Maze near the start of this? This was also the first episode I realized Lou is blatantly dressed as an early 90s Crystal Maze contestant. How did I miss that?
paul
2023-12-19 14:44:02 +0000 UTCHaha, "wet comma bravery". Personally I could have done without "vaginitis". I mean it's not even a five syllable word! ๐
paul
2023-12-19 14:40:21 +0000 UTCI loved that little sympathetic laugh you did when Ian stumbled slightly over the word "Taskmaster" when reading out the card and said something like "Taskmasketerer". Thanks for this and today's youtube video. Amazing how even a few quickly cobbled together dvd ads are still hilarious when Karl's involved. And I like how you teased tomorrow's xfm, can't wait! ๐ฅณ
paul
2023-12-19 14:37:09 +0000 UTCWell thanks Mandy, now I can't unsee the upside down 8 and I can't unhear "wet bravery" haha!
Ryan W.
2023-12-19 14:36:42 +0000 UTCWhelp, now I can't unsee those 8's anymore ๐ It's also the same for the 8's in the quality
DahDutcher
2023-12-19 13:47:45 +0000 UTCI'm glad that the wind didn't get hold of you. At 5ft 3in with that hair, you would have ended up in Peru. ๐ ๐ค https://media.tenor.com/kLQIu7Uz1-8AAAAC/wind-windy.gif
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