Lady Armour: A rough draft
Added 2021-02-13 10:25:16 +0000 UTCDearest Patrons,
You may have seen from my Community posts on YouTube that I've been working on the dreaded Boob Armour video, and it's...not done, because there is more B roll that I need to shoot and to collect from other people (I got a real HEMA instructor to do some stuff for me, which will be great, because I will then add more B roll of me attempting to replicate it.
In the meantime, let me offer you the combined rough draft, which is to say, the draft which contains the YouTube version including sponsor read and the Nebula/Patreon bonus content. There will be a a few seconds of dead space between the two, and the end of the Nebula part will refer to something you've already seen, but I like to edit it as one big master file before I separate it out.
Anyway, my dearest viewers, nitpickers, and history buffs: if there's something that you think is unclear, or something that doesn't make any sense, or if you have any alternate picture suggestions for certain parts, let me know! I have...spent an inordinate amount of time on it, so I want it to be right, and not have every third YouTube comment be WELL ACTUALLY THAT STAINED GLASS WINDOW IS IN WELLINGTON NOT PARIS or whatever.
It's been very fun filming the B roll though.
Enjoy!
Oh, I just noticed that I haven't sourced the Landsknecht statue picture that's in the auto generated thumbnail.
See what I mean? :D
Comments
Thank you, I have added notes. I believe they generally left some extra space regardless, so as to mitigate the risk of heavy weapons bashing the breastplate in to the point where breathing became impossible, but it's good to add that point.
Jill Bearup
2021-02-17 12:37:20 +0000 UTCGood idea, I have added it :)
Jill Bearup
2021-02-17 12:22:21 +0000 UTCThe "wasp waist" is also saddle shaped but with the other orientation: vertically concave but horizontally convex.
Dr Martin Ward
2021-02-17 11:33:49 +0000 UTCProvided the space between the breasts is "saddle shaped" (horizontally concave but vertically convex) it will still deflect swords and arrows away from your body. Also: if the breastplate and back plate have a flexible, overlapping join, then you should be able to breathe without needing a gap between the breasplate and your body.
Dr Martin Ward
2021-02-16 21:10:45 +0000 UTCRegarding the "skirt" options (around 1:50 in the video): I don't think you'll find a better example than Henry VIII's tonlet armour https://collections.royalarmouries.org/object/rac-object-20.html
Alex Mckenzie
2021-02-16 04:42:19 +0000 UTC"More Gwyneth Paltrow" made me laugh harder than was strictly necessary. :D
Jill Bearup
2021-02-15 14:45:24 +0000 UTCProbably a question that only I thought about: how much time did you spend coming up with alternative ways to refer to female breasts?
Allan
2021-02-15 09:20:07 +0000 UTCIncidentally I think the cat bell thing is a censer. There seems to be a Catholic vibe going on there. Although wearing an incence burner between your legs is sort of more Gwyneth Paltrow.
Damien Tonkin
2021-02-14 11:28:00 +0000 UTCNarrow waisted armor also allows more side to side movement of the torso than wide waisted armor.
Dan Mackison
2021-02-14 03:17:15 +0000 UTCI like that someone else looks at armour and goes "shiny!" Which is something I've caught myself doing recently. I look forward to seeing the final version.
Damien Tonkin
2021-02-14 00:38:03 +0000 UTCGreat video! You mentioned having other B roll planned. Any chance of seeing the 2005 Helen Mirren version of Elizabeth's Tilbury armour? It's just a sensible chest plate over a gown, as it would have been.
2021-02-13 18:43:37 +0000 UTCThank you for considering that female warriors might not want to be identifiable as such in Game of Thronesish settings. Armor is supposed to protect you, not put an extra target on your back, Thanks for the Saturday Morning conversation starter.
D&BDomeisen
2021-02-13 18:11:53 +0000 UTCEvery day’s a school day :)
Jill Bearup
2021-02-13 17:37:29 +0000 UTCGood stuff! I more-or-less knew about the "please don't guide the enemy's weapon right into my sternum" aspect, but hadn't at all considered the "please let me actually use my heavy weapon effectively" aspect. Learn something new all the time (at least if you're paying attention).
Karel P Kerezman
2021-02-13 15:45:26 +0000 UTCYou mentioned metal on skin - I once speculated that the reason female barbarians are so pain-resistant is that they wax all their parts to be able to wear mail over bare skin. That shit rips hair like no one's business.
Anders
2021-02-13 13:55:33 +0000 UTC