"YES, you heard me! I want you to carry me around piggyback. I am tired of hopping around on one leg! And I don't want to make my sock dirty."
HARK!
2025-06-30 11:16:32 +0000 UTC
"Hello! You, yes you! Have you perhaps seen my other shoe? It must be here somewhere. I think. Hopefully. First I fall of the tree, now I have only one shoe."