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ScathingAtheist 417: Something to Sink Your Heath Into Edition

In this week’s episode, the Catholic Church is worse than even the CATHOLIC CHURCH imagined, Matt Powell pwns Tom Sawyer by whitewashing a fence for him, and Andrew and Thomas will be here to legitimately open a few arguments.

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Guest Links:

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Hear Noah on this week’s episode of Cognitive Dissonance.

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Headlines:

Supreme Court Rules That CA Can’t Ban Indoor Church Services: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/02/06/supreme-court-ca-cant-ban-indoor-church-services-even-to-prevent-covid-spread/

Report from German Archdiocese Admits Nuns Once Sold Orphans to Sex Predators: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/02/03/report-from-german-archdiocese-admits-nuns-once-sold-orphans-to-sex-predators/

TX Woman sues, claiming forced ultrasound would interfere with her Satanic abortion ritual: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/02/07/tx-woman-a-forced-ultrasound-would-interfere-with-my-satanic-abortion-ritual/

Democrats Reject GOP Attempt to Say Pledge of Allegiance at Judiciary Meetings: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/02/05/democrats-reject-gop-attempt-to-say-pledge-of-allegiance-at-judiciary-meetings/

Jeep ad in Superbowl can go fuck itself: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/02/08/jeeps-super-bowl-ad-urged-us-to-find-the-common-ground-of-christian-nationalism/

A Humanist Leader Is Stepping Down and Hoping a Person of Color Will Replace Him: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/02/05/a-humanist-leader-is-stepping-down-and-hoping-a-person-of-color-will-replace-him/

Matt Powell made another monkey surfing video: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/02/02/this-creationists-awful-short-film-claims-scientists-believe-in-surfing-monkeys/

Muslim Cleric: People have been gayed with the vaccine: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/02/09/islamic-cleric-people-who-got-the-covid-vaccine-have-become-homosexuals/

Comments

I would just like to point out that, while Curt Schilling and his company, 38 Studios, Is bad... Kingdoms of Amalur isn't terrible.

Alextomcool

I did not capitalize "him."

Kristine VanRaalte

Feeling sad for Heath as others on this thread have stated. Our hearts go out to Him and his family.

Kristine VanRaalte

I would tOtes signup for ImpureFlix! As long as they also did some FightClub Shit & slice in a raunchy reel in something so as to have it sublimely seered into your brain & superimposed onto your rena when you blink or close your eyes. They could do their Billionaire Movie Remakes on their from God Awful Movies the Guys are always saying they wish they could do.

Samael Magne

Please direct me to Andrew's OA ep where he roasted Socialism???!!!???!!!

Kevin

I literally spit water on my windshield when Eli roasted Seth. Holy shit, I was belly laughing in my car like an insane person.

M. Roberts

In a Jeep?

A turn knees general

No bullshit? I wouldn’t subscribe to ImpureFlix, but I’d exploit the hell out of its trial period(s).

Rev. Random VanGogh

I'm disappointed, Noah. You should know that Agrojag was the entity that Arthur Dent kept killing in all his incarnations, which included a pot of petunias and a rabbit, while Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged was the alien who made it his immortal life's work to insult every sentient creature personally. However, I was waiting and hoping that you would make that reference, so you still get all the points! Also, have you read Stephenson's new book? It's so fucking good

William Evan Barnes

Springsteen was arrested for DWI November. Too good.

I'm not a tall man, but I am a disaster

Condolences to Heath and his family. And in the Muslim medicine story, at first I thought Noah said “violent oil up the ass.”

Patrick Carr


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