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Scathing Atheist 391: Wet Ass P-Word Edition

 

In this week’s episode, god gives America the executive overreachearound, we learn that vaginal moisture is anti-Christian persecution, and — speaking of which — Don Ford will be here to moisten some vaginas.

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Headlines:

Trump Adviser Claims the Lord “Created Executive Orders Because of Partisan Bickering”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/09/trump-adviser-the-lord-created-executive-orders-because-of-partisan-bickering/

Jerry Falwell, Jr. is Taking an “Indefinite Leave of Absence” from Liberty U.

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/07/jerry-falwell-jr-is-taking-an-indefinite-leave-of-absence-from-liberty-u/

Joe Biden is gonna hurt god and the bible: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-says-biden-will-hurt-god-hurt-the-bible-1040799/

Leader of Christian Athletes Group: We Must “Ban Black Lives Matter From Sports”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/07/29/leader-of-christian-athletes-group-we-must-ban-black-lives-matter-from-sports/

Most Americans oppose religious exemptions to COVID rules: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/07/survey-most-americans-oppose-religious-exemptions-to-covid-rules/

Conservatives Want to “Cancel” Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s Song "WAP": https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/09/conservatives-want-to-cancel-cardi-b-and-megan-thee-stallions-song-wap/

Ben Shapiro does a reading of the lyrics to "WAP": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDEJV4fJRFs

A Statue of Evangelist Billy Graham Will Soon Go Up in the U.S. Capitol: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/08/a-statue-of-evangelist-billy-graham-will-soon-go-up-in-the-u-s-capitol/

Dave Daubenmire loses shit over AirBNB review, and it’s glorious: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/11/christian-bigot-flips-out-after-airbnb-guests-review-tells-people-who-he-is/

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This Week in Misogyny:

Pastor: Satan is neutering men: https://www.christianpost.com/news/tony-evans-warns-men-are-domesticated-neutered-as-satan-seeks-to-destroy-biblical-manhood.html

The more anti-abortion the state, the less aid they offer to women and children: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/08/05/study-most-anti-abortion-states-offer-least-support-for-women-and-families/

Comments

Vaginal moisture is anti Christian perspircution. Shit tits.

Phoenix Hauser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BbUVyWHrWw Just a friendly little cat.

Keovar

Ooh, am I underutilizing my lesbian powers to destroy god?

Bowl of Piss Water

Ahhhhhh! I fucking love you guys so much rn, just sayin'. Lots of laughing out loud on this one :D

Petra Khor

There's some whores in this house.

Michael Colon

Okay THIS was the best Bible Piece Theater yet!

JCS

YAY!! Eli got the Heath squeak!

JCS

Jerry Falwell Jr. says he was dressing up as a character from Trailer Park Boys, which does appear to be the case, but will NOT make him sympathetic to many Christian conservatives thinking of attending his facility. This is in the same bucket as Ted Cruz’ tweeting porn.

Slartibarfast


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