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ScathingAtheist 373: Fight for Your Right to Petri Edition

 

In this week’s episode, the missionary position gets a LOT less boring, we learn that blood plasma is a sacred bond between one man and one woman, and we’ve now spent one sixteenth as long in lockdown as Cardinal Pell ever will.

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Appearances:

Check out Noah on Inkredulous here: http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/2020/04/inkredulous-episode-047/

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Headlines:

Volunteers for Franklin Graham’s NYC COVID-19 tent hospital must be anti-LGBTQ:

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/31/volunteers-for-franklin-grahams-nyc-covid-19-tent-hospital-must-be-anti-lgbtq/

Doctors need COVID-19 blood antibodies but still have to turn away gay donors: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/02/doctors-need-covid-19-blood-antibodies-but-still-have-to-turn-away-gay-donors/

IIndia’s infection made way worse by Muslim missionaries: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/04/in-india-some-suspect-that-muslim-missionaries-spread-covid-19-intentionally/

And

A Third of All COVID-19 Cases in one CA County Can Be Traced Back to Churches 

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/03/a-third-of-all-covid-19-cases-in-one-ca-county-can-be-traced-back-to-churches/

Cardinal Pell conviction overturned: https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/06/australia/australia-cardinal-pell-high-court-hnk-intl/index.html

Religious people filing lawsuits that stay-at-home orders are anti-Christian persecution: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/03/colorado-man-sues-state-for-forcing-his-church-to-close-during-the-pandemic/

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/31/texas-pastors-sue-judge-over-stay-at-home-order-that-closed-their-churches/

Texas Radio Host Who Scammed Elderly Christians Sentenced to 25 Years in Prison: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/05/texas-radio-host-who-scammed-elderly-christians-sentenced-to-25-years-in-prison/

Coronavirus relief plan to shuffle enormous amounts of tax money to churches: https://www.atheists.org/2020/04/churches-preference-small-business-aid-package/?fbclid=IwAR3zPOBjHK2Zp5PRZgk_3lPkYvNl8WxMonl3le3k5R27NnCzTweawViUC8I and https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/04/06/828462517/another-break-from-the-past-government-will-help-churches-pay-pastor-salaries?fbclid=IwAR1kb4EgjlapjOrCHeYo3d7mLIVTO-w9nMBtA0Pn8F7aSXKtEw_EsLnIv5Y

Fresh from White House, MyPillow guy retweets post connecting company to QAnon:

https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/fresh-from-white-house-mypillow-guy-retweets-post-connecting-company-to-qanon/

Pastor Checks-His-Phone Warns Atheists to Stop Dragging People to Hell: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/02/pastor-checks-his-phone-warns-atheists-stop-dragging-people-to-hell/

Tony Spell, Louisiana’s COVID-19-Defying Pastor, Is Charged With Six Misdemeanors: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/01/tony-spell-louisianas-covid-19-defying-pastor-is-charged-with-six-misdemeanors/

And he hired Roy Moore: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/02/tony-spell-hires-al-judge-roy-moore-to-defend-him-holds-another-church-service/

Comments

Lmfao “have you tried honey” “I tried super hard sweetheart” 😂😂😂

wit Jeff

I'm sorry anything made you think of Crowder, for any reason.

Kurt Montandon

Hey, Don Ford, great voicing. You make one convincing tree.

Taru Tikkanen

The fig tree being gay made me think of Steven Crowder's "Socialism is for figs" shirt. Yep.

Alextomcool

Additionally if you are a woman who sleeps with a bisexual man, you can also not give blood until you've not slept with that man for a year.

Julie LaVoice

Biblepiece Theater is always so fun to listen to. It’s just excellent - thanks for the levity.

Jon Magnuson

Especially great diatribe this week Noah

Grant Cosper


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