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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: 50 Year Edition

Debbie Stabenow started out in 1975 on the Board of Commissioners in a small Michigan county, then served in the state House of Representatives, then in the Michigan Senate, then in the U.S. House of Representatives, and since 2001 she’s been a U.S. Senator. Yesterday she announced that she’s gonna retire in January 2025, in her 50th year of doing this grueling stressful government work. In any normal country, the whole Congress would give her a standing ovation, thank her for her service, treat her like a war hero for sacrificing her life to be at the beck and call of American citizens. Instead, here’s Mike Berg, spokesman for the Republican Party: “This could be the first of many Democrats who decide to retire rather than lose.” Fifty years, Mike! Fifty fucking years.

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: 50 Year Edition

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The other side is so stubborn that they'll call it conscious uncoupling like that DINO elitist bimbo, Gwyneth.

GeddyLeeRoth

I can't imagine why you'd want to share a country with them, then. National divorce it is.

Moviegique

They are the party of literal nazis. When's the last time you saw nazis at a Bernie rally where they weren't there counter protesting? Lie down with dogs and all that.

And rooting for one side or the other amounts to rooting for a "heel" or a "face" in pro-wrestling. Or voting on the Washington Generals.

Moviegique

"Why aren't Republicans nicer to the people who have called them Nazis for 70 years?" (Seriously, Truman's team said Hitler would like Eisenhower's policies.)

Moviegique

😋😋🥰❤️❤️

We live in a world where respect and decency are considered a sign of weakness.

LOL times like this I want to call you "Uncle Bob" after my late friend from Fangoria. He used to staunchly defend conservative Democrats-- that was what he liked. The more authoritarian the better. But ask anyone at Starlog magazines from those days, and they'll agree with me-- Bob could NOT deal with ANY authority figure in real life LOL! re: this retring old lady you like-- the only thing I have to say to ANY politician, left, right or center, after they're FINALLY done stealing from the American people for FIFTY YEARS OF CRIMINALITY is this "Don't let the door hit your designer pants on the way out." In OTHER countries they do WHAT? In other countries they have royalty, I don't want to start deifying the criminals running America, and I don't get why you would want that either, no matter what party affiliation you've got.

Peter Bernard

I think all these decisions should be resolved with the use of Thunderdome. It would get more people involved in politics if it was going to end in a cage match. Everyone will need their own entry music.

It is very strange that politicians only seem to retire when their health forces them to.

No problem. Its a cool achievement to be censored. Haha!

booo mike berg!

Good things don't come out of Washington they only go in. In fact getting out at all is an accomplishment. Good for her.

Chris Morgan

We're headed towards a Preston Brooks incident. What the line from the song? no bodies' right if everybody's wrong.

George D.- So sorry I accidentally deleted your comment! Patreon makes it way too easier to do that while I’m just scrolling. 😞❤️

When one party becomes so cartoonishly evil, the other (traditionally corrupt) party gets mistaken for the good guys…


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