Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Winter Solstice Edition
Added 2022-12-21 02:47:42 +0000 UTCTonight is the longest night of the year and tomorrow is the shortest day of the year, meaning we're in the middle of the Winter Solstice and nobody has enough Vitamin D, which is why you're feeling lethargic, exhausted and irritable.
Use it! Refuse to cooperate! Take a nap! "You really expect me to answer your stupid question on the day when nature itself has leeched all the vigor out of my very being?"
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The festival for the rest of us! Happy Festivus Eve.
2022-12-22 21:06:17 +0000 UTCI hate changing the clock. I think clock change day should be a bigger deal than calendar change day (New Years). Back in the early 70s during the OPEC oil boycott, during the winter Richard Nixon ordered the entire country back to Daylight Savings Time. In Wisconsin it stayed dark later in the morning, but the sun was out later in the evening.
2022-12-22 21:05:30 +0000 UTCWhy I voted against daylight savings time. Fuck fall backward. Losing an hour of sleep in March is a small price to pay for having the sun set later. Setting earlier is too depressing.
GeddyLeeRoth
2022-12-22 20:39:22 +0000 UTCI went to the tanning bed in preparation for this day.
2022-12-22 03:03:45 +0000 UTCThat's the excuse I've been looking for. It's actually the news I've been waiting for too. I love long, warm sunny days.
2022-12-21 06:58:26 +0000 UTCSo that’s why I’ve been so tired this week -it has been nice to take afternoon naps with my dog though.
2022-12-21 06:21:51 +0000 UTCI thought naps were an everyday thing. I don't always take them on purpose. Sometimes I just do one of those three hour blinks.
2022-12-21 05:59:54 +0000 UTCExplains a lot lol
2022-12-21 05:04:14 +0000 UTCI see you decided to celebrate Festivus as well with that grievance.
GeddyLeeRoth
2022-12-21 04:46:37 +0000 UTC10,000 years of darkness? We can't take 12 hours in a row! (This is for all you Cthulhu fans.)
Moviegique
2022-12-21 03:40:11 +0000 UTC100% the excuse I’m using when I take a nap at work tomorrow. JB TOLD ME I COULD!
2022-12-21 03:06:43 +0000 UTCJB, will you write me a doctor's note excusing me from giving a fuck tomorrow at work?
Brian From Phoenix
2022-12-21 03:06:30 +0000 UTC😆🤣😂👍😎
Joshua Sherwood
2022-12-21 02:59:00 +0000 UTC
