Yes! I wasn't just making idle threats! Here's the first part of our second monthly patreon-exclusive series (that's right! Two things every month! wtf?!), in which I dust off an old 90s Sonic folder (the computer sort of folder, that is!!) and read to you the yellowed .txt files that make up "The End of Mobius," an apocalyptic, futuristic, grim and embarrassing Sonic fanfic written by Dave at the tender age of just 15. I have to relive those cringey memories, Chris has to sit through it, and you get to see us both squirm, all while hearing the ULTIMATE* SONIC STORY
*chronologically