Should I grow my beard and hair out again?
Added 2020-06-05 19:39:25 +0000 UTCWhat do you guys think?
***
Mini Vignette: Tell Me I'm Pretty
"Honey, tell me I'm pretty." He leaned over you, long brown hair falling past his shoulders, beard tickling your cheek.
"I've been telling you that for years!" you laugh, waving a hand at him as his bulk settles against the divider wall that separates your kitchen into a cooking area and a seating area. The wall creaks softly while he looks over your shoulder.
"I know, but I like it when you say it." He pouts a little and does his best begging puppy eyes, as he grabbed the divider and let himself sag down so he was more or less at your own height. He bumps you with his hip gently and you sway on your feet, despite the little force he used it was still impossible not to be shoved. Besides, you also couldn't help melting against him whenever his plush enormity brushed against you.
And as you swoon against his wide soft lovehandles, side rolls, and hips you almost forget about the skillet of bacon and sausage you're frying up for breakfast.
"Hey! Bad chumbo!" You say, feigning a scolding tone. "D'you want breakfast or not? Though, I'm sure you do. I could practically dance to the belly rumbles you were making this morning." You bump him back, taking in the smell of his body wash and smoothing some of his hair back. You loved how it felt right after he'd showered, so soft and still warm from the blow-dryer. Even more than that you loved how soft and warm his bare chest and belly were.
"Besides, you need to step back before you get burned by a grease pop." You chide, and as if spoken into existence one of the thick sliced pieces of bacon let off a loud pop and the mountain of a man beside you jumps and basically squeaks as hot bacon fat stings his mid belly.
"See!" You scold again, the tone now almost fully genuine. "Sit your big PRETTY ass down and wait." You stick your tongue out at him and he jokingly sulks away to the table, where he sits down on a chair that looks comically small beneath his enormity.
His belly hangs down between his knees, and nearly covers his boxer briefs completely. "Well, hurry up, I'm starving."
