The Maniac of DxD (Highschool dxd insert/ semi-crack): Chapter 31

The famed institute of Kuoh Academy had experienced an unprecedented calm during the past few days.

A miracle that the female population was especially thankful for, as the bane of their lives had been keeping to themselves these days.

It was during one such day that the three students who were considered said bane of existence for the female population were huddled together, looking at a particularly offensive book that contained NSFW images.

“OOH! Look at that pose!”

“Forget the pose, look at them boobs”

“Don’t forget that ass!”

The three were busy looking over the book, ignoring the world around them as the few students who were passing by gave them disgusted glares.

Thankfully, ever since the incident a few days ago, the group had kept to themselves and had satiated their desires through relatively tame means.

Not like they had much of a choice when their usual aggressive perverseness was curtailed by the threat of having their manhood sawed off when they tried to look at the three new transfer students in their year.

Truly, that was a dark day when they nearly lost all meaning in their lives, forcing them to back off for a little bit.

Of course, as it is said, not all men are made equal, and similarly, not all punishments are given equally.

And for a certain Hyoudou, it rang true the most.

As the group continued looking at the magazine, Issei’s senses suddenly went into overdrive, informing him that something was wrong.

Instantly, the boy dropped the book in pure terror as his body moved on instinct.

He fell on all fours, growling like a cornered beast, as he kept as close to the ground as possible while keeping his backside to the tree so that he would not have to experience that trauma ever again.

The other boys did not even notice this change since they were already caught in the illusion of Issei’s new master, making the boy instantly run for the hills in the interest of his safety.

Of course, his efforts would be all for naught when a voice rang out behind him, sending chills down his spine.

“Your form still needs work, and your instincts are still a little slow in responding to danger. Want me to call on the Jinn again to give you a good time?”

“Hell no!!”

The boy screeched in terror and anger as he continued sprinting into the forest, trying to get that nightmare out of his mind.

These past few days had been a living nightmare for the poor boy, ever since he stumbled upon the monster in the woods that fateful day.

On that day, the boy nearly lost his V-card to a male entity, something that scarred his mind for eternity and made him extremely paranoid.

It was only thanks to his senior, Ren Izayoi, that he was saved from that terrible fate.

It was he who dispelled the creature that said it wanted to ‘Eat the flesh of a virgin which he interpreted as its desire to break through his back door. Becoming his savior and a figure of worship in young Issei’s mind.

The poor boy still did not know that the entire event was orchestrated by said ‘Savior’ of his.

Ever since then, Issei’s eyes had been opened to the truth.

The truth was that there existed all kinds of strange creatures out there in the world, many of which were extremely dangerous.

And all of them preferred to prey on humans for their virginity.

Truly, the bane of a pervert like him.

As a straight man, Issei did not waste any time and directly prostrated in front of Ren, seeking to learn the ways of the world from his superior to protect his back door.

A decision that Issei regrets and feels grateful for in equal measure.

Deep within the forest, there existed a clearing that very few people knew about.

Once Issei reached the place, he instantly got into a basic martial arts stance that was taught to him by his master while also keeping a tree behind him at all times for protection.

His form was sloppy, and his awareness was abysmal. However, the basics were there, which was enough for his pursuer.

“Hmm, looks like you have been practicing the stances properly in your free time. Good.”

At the praise, Issei beamed with pride.

“Thanks! Shishou! I really put my all into practicing them at home.”

“That so? In that case, how about a little test?”

Chills shot up Issei’s spine as he instantly went all in, knowing that strange shit was about to happen and he would be caught in it.

With a pull, he called upon the power that he had discovered within himself, thanks to his master’s brutal training regimen in the past few days, revealing a strange red gauntlet that his master called ‘Sacred Gear’.

“Boost!”

Issei felt his senses expand to a whole new level along with his physical abilities, giving him a little confidence in escaping from whatever shenanigans his master came up with this time.

“Boosting yourself with the Twice Critical this early? A shame. I thought you would know not to rely too much on such powers that can be easily taken away. Oh well, I guess I’ll have to beat that habit out of you the old-fashioned way.”

“Wha-?”

Suddenly, Issei felt the tree that he kept on his back morph, making him dread what it was turning into.

Trusting his instinct, he directly shot forward, intending to escape whatever cruel training method that Ren had come up with this time.

However, two bulky and muscular arms wrapped themselves around his neck, making him pale in terror.

“Where are you running to? Darling~ let’s have some fun, yeah~?”

Mustering all his willpower, Issei Hyoudou turned his sight behind, and nearly fainted.

For holding onto his neck with an expression that was somehow more perverse than anything he and his friends could come up with was an Undine.

An ugly ass undine that looked like an extremely buff man on steroids wearing a woman’s clothing.

“NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

Issei Hyoudou wailed in despair as his master, Izayoi Ren, roared in laughter.