The Maniac of DxD (Highschool dxd insert/ semi-crack): Chapter 15

The number of glares directed at me would have made a lesser man run for the hills, but fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it) I am not that easy to intimidate.

I mean, for someone who regularly faces High-Class and Ultimate-Class beings for a living, glares from a class full of humans is nothing to even think about.

Now, why am I receiving such glares in the first place? Well, that would be because my beloved childhood friend publically tackled me to the ground in the morning followed by a thunderous slap that probably resounded across the country. Actions I feel were very much justified but painted a peculiar picture for these teenagers.

Anyway, I just held a bored look as the teacher droned on and on about stuff that I would never even care about or utilize in my line of work after I graduate, waiting for recess so that I could get my meeting with the two heiresses in this school out of the way and spend some time catching up with Akeno.

Then, I will get back to my usual stuff since I’ve overheard a lot of rumors and juicy gossip from the hushed whispers all over the school. Stuff that I am itching to investigate and expose to the entire Supernatural world for the memes.

Soon, the bell signifying that the class has ended rung out, making me stand up and get ready to leave. But, before I could do that, I was surrounded by three young men who had distinct appearances and glints in their eyes that I only ever saw in the most passionate of people.

My intuition told me that there is gossip to be had here so I secretly took out my camera and directly started livestreaming while using my illusions to hide the camera from the eyes of the regular people around me.

“You are the new student? The one that is supposedly blackmailing one of the Onee-sama of the school?”

The guy with the bald head spoke excitedly, much to my amusement as I heard what the students were thinking about the incident in the morning.

How did Akeno tackling me to the ground translate into me Blackmailing her?

I swear, the brains of teenagers are just wired differently.

With a shake of my head, I spoke with a smile as genuine curiosity and excitement filled my mind.

This will be a good start to my Reality Show streaming for the next three years.

“Those rumors are baseless, but that is not important. What is important is what do you three want?”

The three looked between each other and nodded in understanding before speaking out as one.

“””We want you to join us in exploring the wonders of the feminine form!”””

““Hell No!!””

The combined shout from the nearby female population caused the three to shrink their heads in fear while I looked at them with intrigue.

All the while, my chatbox was exploding with laughing and crying emojis.

“You damned Perverted Trio!! Don’t you dare try to add that criminal to your circle! We really will kill you all if you join hands to try and blackmail the entire female population of this school!!”

“That’s right! In fact, why don’t we try to take down Izayoi right now!?”

At the words of one of the girls, the rest gained a glint in their eyes that made the three shrink even further as I felt annoyance start to replace my intrigue.

I know I am insane and a glutton for punishment, but that does not mean I am a masochist.

I am a strong proponent of Gender Equality and I give as good as I get, so these girls should be ready to have their lives ruined if they attack me based on rumors alone.

The three instantly shot out of the door at blistering speeds despite being regular 15 or 16-year-old humans in their first year of Highschool.

Which is damn impressive, to say the least.

Of course, the girls were not far behind as some of them shot after the boys while another half along with the one that proposed this escalation to violence stayed behind and glared at me.

“Alright, if you girls want to fight so much, why not take the official route? Doesn’t this school have a Dojo? Let’s go there and talk things out with our weapons.”

“…Very well, worm. You better prepare yourself for what is to come.”

My annoyance expanded even more as my chatbox once again exploded with exclamations.

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[MgirlL: Holy Hell! Is this what the Chinese call ‘courting death’!?]

[CuriousCat: These little b*tches don’t know what’s coming for them. MRen! Put them in their place properly.]

[MonkeyWithACrown: I bet 50 points that MRen breaks their arms through his usual technique, which is going ape-shit crazy on his opponents to distract them from his traps.]

[Sword2: Monkey, you are exaggerating again. Don’t forget that these are regular humans, teenagers at that. Just what kind of threat can they pose to MRen at this point? Also, I bet 50 points that MRen won’t even use his Mace to break these girls.]

[FallenBoobConnoisseur1: Those are rookie numbers. MRen, here is my proposal. If you can defeat those girls in such a way that they are put in awkward positions while exposing the goods, I’ll give you a thousand points!! How about it!?]

[FB01: Control yourself you super-pedo! Those are children!! Think of your age!!]

[CyclopsEagleHead: What’s wrong with what my fellow connoisseur said? Age has nothing to do with admiring the female form. Besides, we are not doing anything illegal since this is all from behind the screen, and there are no laws in our community about such a thing!]

[FallenBoobConnoisseur1: Amen to that! Old man!!]

[LightingFlash1: Did you have to make the name of my account so strange? @FallenBoobConnoisseur? Also, ignore those two perverts above, MRen. Just defeat them cleanly and soundly so that they don’t cause trouble for you in the future.]

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“Alright, enough of the perverted stuff. I’ll deal with these girls based on my feelings at that time. Putting that aside, did you guys see the three that wanted to make me join them? Looks like things are off to a very juicy start. Just imagine! What kind of hijinks they can get up to based on their personality? And how long with the two heiresses tolerate them for the sake of that kid’s sacred gear? I can’t wait to show all of you the great fun that is to come!”

I whispered excitedly into the phone which caused my audience to push through a lot of clapping and grinning emojis.

Thanks to my training, I’ve managed to advance my Senjutsu just a little bit, allowing me to make more intricate illusions. While they were still quite shoddy compared to a master’s work, they were now strong enough to fool most of the High-Class beings that I could think of.

Along with this, I’ve also managed to enhance my senses to the next level, allowing me to sense the very souls of those around me.

This is what allowed me to sense that there was a sacred gear lying dormant within one of those three kids who approached me.

My chat knew this fact since they were there when I made the breakthrough in my training and explained my power to them.

Was it wise to show my hand to basically the entire Supernatural world? No. Did I care about it? No.

Because they only know the full details of my Senjutsu training, which I did voluntarily due to how dangerous that power is in the first place. Every other secret about my power is mostly under lock and key.

They know that I use Touki, but they don’t know the level of my reserves. They know that I am in the higher range of high class and in the lower spectrum of ultimate class, but they don’t know just how strong I am exactly. They know that I use illusions and Indian magics, but they don’t know how many spells I can use and just how deep my connections go with the mages of the Hindu Pantheon.

All in all, they know the general information, but they don’t know the details, just like I planned.

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[MonkeyWithACrown: A sacred gear!? Now it makes sense why those two devil heiresses would tolerate such disrespectful humans. 100 points say that one of the heiresses uses their body to seduce the brat!]

[MgirlL: They better not!! Because I’ll skin them alive if they dare to lose themselves in their primal urges. We cannot afford the heiresses of the pillar families becoming part of the Old Satan faction!]

[CuriosCat: Haha! Sucks to be you, I guess, MgirlL. I for one can’t wait to see those two girls make a fool of themselves on STube.]

[FB01: My bet is that they are going to either appeal to his perverted nature to leash him to themselves, or maybe sacrifice one of their servants to the boy to sleep with so that they can get his gear.]

[Sword2: as despicable as the tactic is, it is a valid one so I can’t say anything about it. @FB01, who do you think will take this approach?]

[FB01: I think the Gremory heiress will be the one to do so. Given her recent desperation to run away from the Phenex clan, she is the likely candidate to resort to such extreme tactics, not to mention that she has Akeno Himejima as her servant who could be the perfect person to play said role of a sacrifice.]

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At those words, something inside me snapped as my Touki and Senjutsu briefly went out of my control before I suppressed them again.

The twist in my expressions must have been broadcasted on the live feed since the chatbox momentarily went quiet before exploding again.

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[MonkeyWithACrown: Well chat, let’s pay our last respects to the Gremory heiress. Looks like she will take a serious L if she messes with Miss Himejima.]

[Sword2: F]

[CuriousCat: F]

[FallenBoobConnoisseur1: F]

[CyclopsEagleHead: F]

[LightingFlash1: @MRen, I hope you broadcast when you annihilate the Gremory heiress should she ever resort to such tactics.]

[MgirlL: Hey!! This is no joking matter! But, don’t worry! I am sure Rias Gremory will not resort to such tactics. Trust me!]

[FB01: Indeed. What I said was only a theory and not likely to happen. I have full faith in the Gremory heiress.]

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“…Doesn’t matter. My mood is already ruined so I’ll have to take it out on someone.”

I grinned savagely as we finally arrived at the Dojo.

“Fortunately, I have the perfect victims lined up.”

This is going to be so fun!!