The Maniac of DxD (Highschool dxd insert/ semi-crack): Chapter 1

Author Notes: got this idea stuck in my mind and it won't refuse to leave me alone until I put it down on paper (or digital document). So, here we are.

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“…This is utter bullshit.”

There was no response from my surroundings as I continued looking at the white void all around me.

Well, I say white but the problem is that I can’t even tell if what I am seeing is the color white or just my eyes being blind hence my brain interpreting everything around me as white.

Why do I think that? Well, because I should not be alive at this moment.

I still remember it clearly. I was going to work just like every morning, driving down the road in my old Toyota, when something happened and I blacked out.

After that, I only had a few flashes of images that showed the gravel of the road, the smashed windows of my car, the absolutely demolished front of a Bus I caught a glimpse of, and the screaming of people. Enough information to make an educated guess on what happened to me.

Imagine my surprise when instead of waking up in whatever afterlife awaited me or straight-up oblivion, I woke up in this void of nothingness with nothing to do.

I can speak, think, and hear, that much I have already confirmed in the unmeasurable time I have spent here. And I think I can see but, again, I can’t be sure due to the lack of anything and any color in the surroundings so that is up in the air.

I can’t feel anything nor can I move. That is also something I have found out after trying many ways to try and move.

For now, my situation is similar to the story in ‘I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream’ except that I can speak but I can’t move.

Fortunately, or unfortunately, this means that I have plenty of time to contemplate my life up to this point. That is what any responsible or irresponsible adult would do.

However, I am way too lazy for all that introspective stuff so I can only do one thing to pass the time in the only way I can.

Sing songs, particularly, catchy anime songs that I will only sing the catchy parts of and never reveal the names of in case some otherworldly entity or higher power is watching me.

This way, I can annoy the hell out of them and at least have some fun out of this new and strange existence of mine.

With a plan of action in mind, I began.

 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------How long have I been singing and passing the time?

It must have been years at least since I have already recited every anime song I can remember, which is not a short amount since I’ve been watching anime since I was a kid.

By this point, I don’t care much about where I am and what I am.

The only thing I care about is getting out of this white void that is slowly driving me insane.

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I want out, I want out, iwantout,IWANTOUT!!!

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“Oi!! Any person, entity, or being up there! Got any games I can play!?”

As ever there is no response.

“Typical.”

I went through my fading memories for anything for the Thousandth? Millionth? Billionth? I don’t know the number of times.

Losing part of your memories after a long bout of insanity, only to snap back to sanity out of sheer boredom will do that to you.

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Today was just like any other day, or whatever passes for a day here.

I was once again going through my memory, what was left of it anyway, to find anything fun to do and stave off the boredom.

However, I suddenly felt something change in me.

I felt a pull from somewhere before I felt my body, or its equivalent in this space, rapidly move through the void that slowly started to change shades.

“FUCK YEAH!! FINALLY!!”

My happiness was short-lived as I felt pain for the first time in who knows how long before blanking out again.

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In the massive compound belonging to the Iazoyi family, the patriarch celebrated with his tired wife as they held their newborn son.

“Look, Akari. He looks very healthy. He will grow to be a powerful member of the clans and help us raise our status.”

The woman named Akari gave a tired smile at the man as he handed over the infant to the woman and immediately headed out of the room to take care of his duties.

Akari looked down at her son and smiled.

“Don’t think much about what Kaito says, my dear Ren, just grow up healthy and be whatever you want to be.”

She held the baby who had tired but wide eyes closely as she dozed off, unaware that the baby was fully aware, albeit unable to understand the language with a rather massive string of curses and cheers passing through his thoughts.