FutadomWorld_Game

(deprecated) Merch — are we actually doing it lmao

Added 2023-06-03 18:03:10 +0000 UTC

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Life is short and we will all soon die. We're making FutaDomWorld merch.

Inexplicably, the stuffed plushie producers don't want to make colossal cutesy penis toys for us, so for the time being, we're thinking a limited run of t-shirts.

We have a few ideas, but it's hard to hit the intersection of "this represents FutaDomWorld" and "I could wear this in public without fearing the scorn of my peers".

We've considered some minimalist options, akin to the ahegao, but perhaps with Mallory?

Or something more steganographic, recognizable only to a futadomworld player, such as the Empire Crest,

But idk man no one would recognize that, and anyone who saw it would think you were repping the Shrine Of The Silver Monkey or something.

Perhaps some kind of ultraminimalist glyph, akin to Loss;

But does that look good on a t-shirt? Would you wear that?

Maybe something wordy and kinda cerebral;

...but what would we even say? Anything including the word "futa" is probably too spicy to wear outside, and we do not, at the moment, have any kind of meetups.

Is this plan doomed? Do you have an absolute hot-shit idea that will connect with our cultured dickgirl enthusiasts like a piston rod, yet sail unrecognized over the heads of the smoothbrain normie masses? And/or, are we too pessimistic about what shirts you'd be willing to wear?

Please enlighten us. This game has been my constant companion for years. I want to wear a FutaDomWorld t-shirt and giggle in the mirror.

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Sacha