Your Flirty Yandere Wife Uses Her Best Worst Pick Up Lines on You
Added 2024-09-23 16:56:56 +0000 UTCScript by u/ Yan-Con (with some ad-libs by me!)
You’ve been hard at work all day and your adorably dorky but ever-doting wife has decided to interrupt your flow with some truly awful pick-up lines…
Tags: [F4A]💕[flirty] [cute and corny] [established relationship] [wife speaker and partner listener] [they also talk about honey garlic chicken thighs] [It would be kinda wholesome minus the uh….whole…yandere-ish aspects of her eheh heh heh…]
CW: The speaker discusses hiding bodies and some murder stuff but it’s unclear whether that’s actually happened or if she’s being facetious.
00:00 Clover says thanks so much for listening
01:43 What would be a fun date activity…
03:16 Hm? Huh? What? Huh? Mm?
06:10 What would you even do with my kidney?
07:36 Oh wow, that must be the one innocent thing I’ve said today!
10:12 Is it cake?
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Some Clovery Thoughts:
A very big thank you to Yan-Con for letting me voice another one of his fun scripts! I love doing yandere scripts that hit that sweet spot between completely ridiculous and flirty fun <3
PC Update: I updated my YouTube community tab with this news but good news and bad news. I sent my little laptop to the computer doctor and they very dramatically told me “she doesn’t have much time left” which is fine and expected but still kinda sucks. I’ve had this laptop for years and editing has been a nightmare lately. Lots of forced restarts and losing hours of editing or the audio itself >< But the good news is that pay day is only a week away and I’m going to try and get a new PC! A lot of folks have very generously donated to my new rig over on my throne and I’m hoping to get something that’ll also let me handle more streaming and fun stuff!
Content Update: Thanks so much for being so patient with me this month. There are 99 days left in the year and I’m hoping to bring you something awesome for at least 80 of them! (that’s a B, right?) I have some really fun scripts that were commissioned from the wonderful folks on the Lucky Us Tier that I’m gonna send over for approvals in the next few days and some other great script fills for awesome authors <3 Fingers crossed that the old girl keeps kicking before I get a new one!
Thank you all for being so extremely cool!! 💕🍀♣️
Comments
I hope chicken thighs, aren’t the only thighs on the table tonight… 😜 Tender, moist and flavourful 🤤 I was thinking about turkey thighs. Because Thanksgiving is a few weeks away.
eerie_ghost
2024-09-26 17:00:36 +0000 UTCThank you so very kindly ^^
Clover
2024-09-25 04:25:43 +0000 UTCHhahahahah!! ^^ Yes yes yes lasaggnaaaaaa
Clover
2024-09-25 04:25:24 +0000 UTCbug-out bags are just great in practice forever! get that hand crank radio!
Clover
2024-09-25 04:25:06 +0000 UTCI'm alive I'm alive! Just frustrated with my power supply >< But I think I should be okay within a week or so!
Clover
2024-09-25 04:24:39 +0000 UTCthe the the Flintstones? Did I mention them? Oh my brain ><
Clover
2024-09-25 04:09:47 +0000 UTCoooh I love being called clever ^^ even though I don't feel like that sometimes hahaha
Clover
2024-09-25 04:09:11 +0000 UTCBy the time wifey says her "movie snack" line I am cuddling her into oblivion, and "phone number as payment" would get her married all over again. Absolutely fantastic work Clover 😍
GoldenEra_reborn
2024-09-24 09:31:32 +0000 UTCFor all those alleged things she keeps getting away with, her mouth is quite the fumbler. I wonder how she even- Oh I love lasagna!
DeezKnights
2024-09-24 02:41:19 +0000 UTCMy biggest take away is I should prepare us a bug-out bag, because the authorities will surely be coming.
OrangeMarvin
2024-09-23 21:28:16 +0000 UTCCLOOOOOOOVER!! You’re alive — and absolutely flirty with this sweet and sultry audio! I laughed, I was flustered, and I want to hear it all over again. No little computer, don’t die… give me those heart paddles — we’re shocking new life into that motherboard! 🤍
Anand, the Resurrected 😴
2024-09-23 21:18:28 +0000 UTCI LOVE The Stones! I still love my rock heads after all these years! Fred and Barney!
Lioninwinter
2024-09-23 18:17:45 +0000 UTCVery cute and clever Clover Brava 😉 excellent pick up's lol
Gunnersmage
2024-09-23 18:03:32 +0000 UTCThou asked and thou shall receive.
Richterio
2024-09-23 17:47:26 +0000 UTCThe rizzzzzzz! All the rizzzzzz! So good hahahah
Clover
2024-09-23 17:46:02 +0000 UTC"Hi, the name is Rich, but you can call me Tonight... Or tomorrow mornings also fine."
Richterio
2024-09-23 17:40:39 +0000 UTC"'Together' starts with 'U' and it ends with 'Me'"
Richterio
2024-09-23 17:39:42 +0000 UTC"Kiss me if im wrong, but Dragons exist, right?"
Richterio
2024-09-23 17:37:49 +0000 UTC"Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?"
Richterio
2024-09-23 17:37:34 +0000 UTCFrom the audio or my personal ones?
Richterio
2024-09-23 17:31:20 +0000 UTCWhat's your favorite? Gimme your best one <3
Clover
2024-09-23 17:30:32 +0000 UTCMY WEAKNESS! ONE LINERS
Richterio
2024-09-23 17:09:56 +0000 UTC
