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We need more jokes, so we're opening the form up to some more patrons this month! Share your favorite natural history jokes to be cold read by hosts at the end of episodes. 

Feel free to submit multiple jokes! We may not be able to include all of them, but we love reading them! 

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What do you call a dinosaur that will try anything? A TRYceratops!

Gita Drum

Did you know there was a little ice age in the early 90’s? It was the Vanilla Ice Age.

Lexi

Have yinz seen this thing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPxIH92f7oE

Swad Swadlo

Ok but here’s some others I really like: How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe? Tea, Rex? Why did the Archeopteryx catch the worm? Because it was an early bird! What do you call a short, spiky dinosaur that has fallen down the stairs? Ankle-is-sore-us. What’s the best way to raise a baby dinosaur? With a crane πŸ˜‚

Veronika Specht

If you need some inspiration I recommend CarnegieNHM on Tiktok πŸ˜‚

Veronika Specht

What is a sushi lover's favorite extinct bird? The Hawaiian rail.

Derek Helling

I'm only Proterozoic but I have one and it's an instant classic: Why did the dinosaur cross the K-Pg boundary? To get to the other side.

Andrew G


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