"Ah, you know how it is... you're a renegade 'toon who plays a villain in the pictures for so long, that you eventually become a villain for real. Typical heel turn into a life of crime. And you eventually learn that the best way to get rid of any 'toons who cross you is to absorb their ink into your own... but it quickly becomes an addiction, and you devour so many others that you start to put on some weight, and it just sort of snowballs and gets out of control until you come a grotesque monstrosity, but no one around you wants to say a word about it out of fear that they might be the next one in your inky belly... you know, the usual business. Happens to us all, right?"
The lastest AI creation from my friend Midraspore that I tweaked a bit.