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"He can't win from 17th on the grid..."

OK PARTY PEOPLE

I have returned, after spending the past 2 weeks in bed with a pulled achilles so wasn't able to get to the underground bunker.

HOWEVER

While I was sat in bed as an actual disabled person, I made this cinematic masterpiece about the Brazilian Grand Prix

I lied, I didn't pull my achilles

I spent the past 2 weeks managing Donald Trump's presidential campaign.

#cheeseball4thewin

"He can't win from 17th on the grid..."

Comments

Nigga what just scream ?

Spasticwithgas

BAFTA WuRthAy!

Dreamboat MacGillicutty

Absolute cinema

Vue Doncaster urinal

I don’t know what yall are on about, great video

Tommy Howard

Holy shit the GTA graphics 😂😂😂 I’m fucking roaring

TibboSlice

This was a great video! Don't let the negatives get you down.

Garrett Carlson

Oh come on, it's a good video. You don't have to hate on it this much

Aaron Luijten

cant believe I pulled my wallet for this pile of burning excrements happy to be a patreon now

Geerten Verweij

meh...MID edit--Oh shoot, just got a notification a new Nerve is out! I'll give it a listen.

Jacob Arable

Love this

bobo

Stunning. The Lance Stroll of cinematography.

Dalton Elliott

P.s. caught a complete pleb using your Osama Bin Russell in a video told him to quit else you will round with the manure truck and send sheep ticks to invade his privates. Nuff said!

MsPupcat53

You just got to do a video on the wet whoopsie that is Damon Hill. I have screenshot his face, when Christian Horner was extolling the brilliance of Maxs drive for my wall…. Remember Damon Hill was the only person in the whole of the F1 World, including his nemesis, that evil son of a hog, Nelson ‘I have a sense of humour naughty me Piquet’ that said it was driver error WTF????? Everyone else said mechanical failure and the three preceding similar major accidents at Tambarello, were all mechanical! Ah ha everyone forgets Alboreto in 1991 (RIP 😪) In F3 Damon used to hangout with two other irritating British drivers I often had to take avoiding action in case they grabbed my autograph book like Nigel Mansell did. Never forgiven him for that!!!

MsPupcat53

Loved this

James Johnson

Brilliant

Reli

masterpieces

Vibu Chama

This is a great video my friend. Absolutely amazing

Mayor of Titty City

Fantastic material buddy!

GuentherMyPookie

F1 just copied your format for Max’s season point accumulation. They must have enjoyed your vid.

Ryan

Mid

gabriel lastofka

I just signed as a Patron. $5.09 per month. You give me this MID-BLOWING video? Stroll puts it in a bunker by choice and you give us this? I seriously hope you are having second thoughts.

TeamStroll

No it wouldn't'.

TeamStroll

Now if we could get this but instead of bi-annually, 15 times a week would be fine

Josama Bin Sleepin

This is a half shaft video at best

Rawson Ghost

MIIIIIIIIIID hahahah do keep uploading you spastic, love every piece of content you make

Pino Racing

I fucking loved it.

Moh HS

Please ignore the twatts that say this is shit. It’s a great video. Just because it’s different doesn’t mean it’s shit

Aaron

LOL 0:26 "This could be the moment that decides the world championship" You have no idea bud.

TeamStroll

I'm a city bus driver in Canada. Even we know not to put one wheel on gravel that has been rained on for two days.

TeamStroll

Art The piano segment was otherworldly

Gary Vierstra

why not both tho :(

Richard Osseweijer

Lazy cunt

Femboy

Absolutely bonkers and I fucking love the shit out of this masterpiece!!! Cot--DAMN!

Dilly G

The 17th on the grid vid is the Max Verstappen of vids. Did anybody notice (maybe, i'm to lazy to read comments) when the sad music kicks in, that the audio and video are perfectly alined with each other? That is RPM/VES level of paying attention to detail that wins championships.

Fernando Verstappen

Your cinematic masterpieces are great. Fuck what people think lol

Totos Headphones

well done, appreciate that it's different, you can do several things well

Rob S

Cinematic masterpiece this. Also welcome back mine fuhrer

Hitlerdidnothingwrong

I'm sure you'll be mis.......OH LOOK, A NEW NERVE.....Wait what were we talking about?! Who are you?!

David Lawler

LOVE IIIIIT

David Lawler

this shit rules, upload it to youtube retard

Gran autismo

Loved it! Would have liked a good rage video, but liked the artistic video

Phunkysmurph

I love this!

John Sims

Fucking masterpiece! I know how you feel when editing video to audio, it’s so satisfying.

Lodewijk Duymaer van Twist

Mid

Dum Fuk

I dont care what people say, RPM cooked and if this edit gets deleted I will storm Sheffield Town Center

Sam Oliver

Quality editing!! but damnn not even a comment from the man himself

Mr MrMusic123

The F1 pundity equivalent of Disturbed singing The Sound of Silence

Matthew Cassin

Came from the Nerve to hate on you, but this was actually a masterpiece. Fuck you for baiting me like that. You won.

Hugo Fast

Preserve the master class edit!

RPM_Enjoyer

GTA sequence made me so hard.

Formula Dix

Yeea its the kind of video to run on repeat. ZULUL

Zulugwa

DELETE this video, I fcking dare YOU!

MalibuPineapple

This is the shit. I watched it more than 10 times already

philjib

Fuck the hatrers i liked it. Communist pigs!

CheezeBurger Jesus

Mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid

Angel Ricado

Rpm “I’m not a max fan” makes a max edit that goes harder than any verstappenshagger could ever dream of going.

Colt Alabama

Damn my cuh don fucked it up

The Window Licker’s Cousin

CYNEMAHTIC

The Window Licker’s Cousin

lol I have. It doesn’t take long. And guess what, disabled people are allowed to have entertainment too. Doesn’t mean we deserve to be scammed. Dude makes over £30k a month, AFTER FEES. It also says when you sub, ‘one nerve a week’. So yeah, he’s not holding up what he’s being paid for. This is a cheat to re-up subs when numbers are dropping cause you’ve not been honouring your word. It’s not the first time anyone has ever done it. Anyone who has ever made content knows this play.

Vershagger

Why the fuck are you spending the little you have on a subscription service to a YouTuber you knobhead 😂. Patreon is a place to support content creators you enjoy but if you don’t have the funds that’s more on you than him. Create an edit like you just saw and then when everyone is demanding every 10 seconds for another upload of similar quality lets see how well you do.

Bensalem Mitchell

A complete maxipad wankfest......my dead nan could do better

vercunten

Succinct.

Window_Licking_Good

There were rumours there was a secret 5th member of East 17, George Russell has just proved it..........!

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

hahahaha.... Ohhh this guy. 1 video every 3 to 4 weeks (which are posted on youtube the next day).... You are blessed with a gift man. That gift is providing you an income stream where you are not forced like 99.9% of people to wake up each & every day and work for a boss from 9 to 5. This is taking a piss for sure. And everyone sticking around "because it's only 3 pound" are providers of you slacking. Loved your content and gave it chance after chance but also realized that if I don't take action, I am approving of your behavour. I'm out. (and this message is only meant to explain to RPM why. Each and everyone is entitled to make their own decision to stick with Kiim Jung RPM).

Adom

Little Rocket’s Gooch

When red flag, you should not be allowed to do any changes to car!!!!!

Rauz 1

CNN would have disabled the comment section

Hunter Biden

So much material for this race, and I’d say this properly shit the bed. Almost as bad as Lance Stroll fucking it in qualifying and then again during the ForMAysHuN LaP! Where is the actual Rocket Powered Mohawk? It seriously took almost a month to put this out? I’m sincerely disappointed. Wtf

Lance Stroll’s Mechanic

Guy is a brave, trans, poc, autistic, adhd, dyslexic, bi-polar high functioning psychopath. Just because you threw your £3 at him don't expect him to whip out his knob and splurge everywhere on demand. £3 doesn't even get you a f'in sandwich meal deal in this country anymore, chill out. ...Why am I defending a millionaire that I don't even know? 🤔 I'm going outside to touch grass, I suggest you all do the same.

Donald Farquar

oi knobhead, we want nerve or we shit on the corsa rocketship. there's literally three races left and we need cOnTeNt

Carabeef

Where is the fuking rocket powered narrator? I can watch F1 highlights on the F1 channel. Your complete nervous breakdown is what we’re here for!

RIP RPM 🐳 🐋 And shout out to his family.

New review video soon I hope

gavin kerley

This race was superb please make proper review <3

Robert Kubica GOAT

You can get that for free on F1 YT bro.

Vershagger

He saw his paid subs dropping. So he pushed this out while hiding what it was in a caption only visible to paid subs. It’s a long used creator ‘trick’ when you don’t feel like making content but don’t want to lose money. - speaking from experience in the field.

Vershagger

I’m on disability. I pay to sub to exactly one creator on Patreon. Can you guess who it is? I choose to allocate a certain amount of that to things like world of Warcraft and RPM because even disabled people are allowed to find pleasure in things. And I don’t think I’ve complained about a content creator, ever. But RPM knew EXACTLY what he was doing here. He saw his paid subs dropping because of his long absence, so he did the laziest thing possible and hid it in a caption he knew only paid subs could see that portion of. This was really blatantly calculating and properly shitty behaviour. I haven’t checked, but I’m betting his Patreon sub still promises weekly nerve podcasts etc.

Vershagger

Yeah we saw this. We're here for your commentary, not the highlights.

Miguel Carvalho

1000% agreed that RPM is not holding up his end of the deal. I cancelled my membership this week too after being an early subscriber. But given your financial situation maybe paid subscriptions are out of your budget for now? Bad decision making my dude. Listen to Dave Ramsey if your money is that bad.

Professor Alfred Sharpton

Oi you slimy cunt. Where is the nerve. I swear down to my nans grave. If you don’t upload it in the next week. I will do my best to make sure lance stroll and pual De Rista show up in your dreams cunt

Shannon Carter

oi oi wanker wake the fuck up and release the next nerve broadcast or ill make sure the corsa rocketship rusts in piss

BigManMax

Are you for real? I re-subbed thinking you’d put out actual content. Because the part that says you didn’t is conveniently covered until you subscribe. Wow bro. That’s an actual dick move. For the record, that was £3 of £13 I had until the end of next week. Now £10. Just so you maybe understand that people are using their limited cash, during a cost of living crisis.

Vershagger

You really wanted to avoid talking about Alpine 1-2, did you?

Sleelan

The Nerve he has. To not post The Nerve

Kevin Magnussen Enjoyer

Hey we know your on a brave journey to becoming a hoy latina female but we need a fuckiny nerve you inbred piece of fucking shit that crashes every time he touches a car

Pando porris

Everyone give him a break. He’s recovering from his Adams Apple shaving surgery as he transitions into a brave Asian female. Seriously though, your strong point is the sarcastic filled commentary. That’s what the people pay for and want.

Limp Mohawk

WE WANT NERVE

Jakob

cant be a true journalist without the journalizm

rpmistruejournalist

That was good but I was expecting a good 15 min yap my good sir.

Harshit Thakur

brutha where is the yap

Shiranui Karma

The bramall lane bitch strikes again!

Rick

I see everyone is gargling your ballsack on the latest "masterpiece" but I disagree. I watched the race, the highlights and the reporting after so this was "meh". Your God given talent is running your mouth with a funny stream of consciousness rants. I waited for 3 weeks for 7 mins of "meh". Son,I am dissapoint.

Fragbait

The GTA clips at the end were hilarious 😂 This was like a light version of the original Verstappen cinematic masterpiece!

Anita Max Wynn

Christ didn't die for this you know it was awesome tho, sheepshagger

Frank Crooijmans

This feels kinda like when you go out with this uhMAzingly beautiful guy, literal perFektshun, and he’s got a teeny weenie.

💘 Carlos’ Sweaty Jock💘

This is a psyop to convince us that Mohawk is not locked in strolls basement. He is tied up with his eyelids stitched open watching the last five minutes of Brazil 2012 while DiResta talks to him about what happened that day. #FREEMOWHAWK

Colin Gilroy

OK who in here is the fat cunt working at F1TV that stole this video for their Weekend Warmup vid?!

Dum Fuk

You are very much wrong senna donnington was done with no driver ads and a feld of competent driveres this was done with 1 competent driver in a sea of incompetence baring simga lanzo and poois

Sorry Chief

Literally makes the Senna Donnington drive look like amateur hour.

No Limit Honky 🖕🏻

fucko puts together a 7 minute video and think he ok

R R

Stuck in bed couldn't even make a podcast you communist fucking pig you better come give me a blow job for this level of disrespect

Justin Burns

Lol, to cancel subscription was best decision. 7min race recap video, well, thats a lot of work u fck bastard.

Martins Griva

Cool video, but this is the shit why my account is being cancelled once the current billing month is over.

Professor Alfred Sharpton

Dub track is a banger.

Zzyzx

Not a bad little production, but where’s the shouty bloke with the mohawk?

Simon Dando

I couldn’t work because of my foot! That’s a Checo level excuse. Did anyone see Damon nearly in tears after Brazil? BTW, lol@Chandok “so so wet.” There was barely even any spray there.

Nick T.

Yeah sure, it was your achiles that was pulled! I believe you thousands wouldn't! We all know it was because something else was being pulled you lying shite!

Aidan Loughran

MID

tambaakoo

Hey, pig. Where is the podcast?

message

That was a masterpiece. I have just gooned my morning wood all over the phone. Thank you for your service

Robert Soare

Yo RPM, should defo slap Landos bald twat on Lewis dog in that GTA edit. He’s always gona be somebody’s little bitch.

Elton alford

Where's the commentary? Stop being a lazy fuck!

Rawson Ghost

leave bro. ive been paying for a long time and this is the content im here for.

Joshua Watson

cinema!

Joshua Watson

Banger

InItToWinIt

The latest masterpiece

Mark Meny

fire

JVDoubleU

Oi dikhead this was incredible but where the fuk is the nerve

Pewis midfieldcarmerchantwashedmilton

This is the second Max cinematic masterpiece you’ve done. Always knew you were a Verstappen shagger like the rest of us 🦁

Krazyaitchy

I could just watch the F1 highlights video and have the same effect on me... WHERE IS RPM YELLING?

Not_aNOOB

You don't need an Achilles tendon to record a podcast

Froggy

what a fuckin banger (i cummed when christian showed up at the end)

DG

This vid is the content creation equivalent of crashing on the formation lap. So much to talk about, - Max's big day out, Pando doing Pewis face in the post-race, Pewis doing Pewis face in the post race, Keeping up with the Strulavich's, The French.. Instead you binned it before you even started.

The Caterer

Oh my lord, was that good

Chris

Massi with Toto bent over saved this, but only just.

Secretariat5

Well, there’s our installment of kuntent. Another 90 days before we see whats next. Yaaaaaaayyyy

RPMineFuhrer

Fuck these cunts mate I thought it was great. Obviously I wanna hear you scream about the race like the rest of them but still a really good video

Pastry Sympathiser

This is the intro to the masterpiece. The frame of a deep JerNALisTIK dive into all the best moments of the greatest race of the season. It's gonna blow our mohawks off!

Max Vershaftin

This is great but we want to see you scream about rubbish

AlexAlbonsAppendix

This was barely the tip video content.

Harvey Price

If lance stroll and I did this video this would be 10/10. you on the other hand this is shit do a rage or a nerve FFS you can't pump this out after a epic race. Hope you're doing ok btw you cunt.

Harvey Price

Mate, what are you doing? I don’t pay $3 to get a race highlight, that shit it’s free. You are going back to your parents house buddy, unsubscribing

Gio Salinas

I quite liked this. Nice editing. But getting withdrawal symptoms from not hearing your voice since 200BC

Sivyer

CONSTRUKTIFE CRITISISM: Not enough build up and not enough epicness, the music is absolute fire tho. The other piece about the moment maxie became a monster is much better in that way. I would say this is a step down from the other cinematic pieces you have made, maybe you could add in a piece about the 17 fastests laps or put more emphasis on how many drivers dropped it because it was so hard. I really like how you didn't mention the Obvious even once tho, despite what all the others say if would find it hilarious if you didn't Adress it at all, ever

TomatoThunder

Yeah, literally copied mate. Swing and a miss.

Status Particular

Hope you’re doing alright man :)

Julia

Yeah, I hate to agree with the criticism but this is very similar to the “This Might Be Max Verstappen's Greatest Drive” video that Formula 1 posted on their YouTube channel…two weeks ago. Loved the soundtrack though.

Raven

Brilliant !

Rudolf

I think all that has been said about stroll has already been said, just like trumpington stanley.

AidyB

I'm hard

gam

THE WHOLE JOURNEY THROUGH THE WHOLE SPACE OF WINDOW LICKING GALAXIES,

Zulugwa

Epic edit! Skills

Nosferatie

I bet he’s dead and this video is a cover up by the window licker to throw us off. Connecting the dots, he bins Brazil and went right into video editing I’m onto you spastic windowlicking inbred cunt. Jokes aside just drop a message you’re working on something would be greatly appreciated because we ain’t getting what we subbed for that’s okay but at least acknowledge your autistic followers so e we don’t have to set the world on fire.

Suicidalsheep

100%! I need to hear RPM talk about Lance deciding to go to the beach instead of driving a grand prix!

planetos

This is literally the first time RPM gets criticism about his work and I think for a reason also. People should just right off unsubscibe and leave rather than voicing out their opinions? People are upset because they care and wouldn’t want to leave.

Tony Kalliojärvi

Absolute Cinema

BMK Maina

On of the best yet

Adrian Mewie

Hope you doing well RPM. Great edit

Michael Kislansky

Simply lovely

Stan Sikorski

You’d better be doing a full peice on the window lickers fuck up. Pull your finger out I ain’t paying for this shit

Todd Jerslong

Epic laziness. At least you’re not wanking into a hanky like the Verstappen shaggers are, which is the only consolation.

feoffle

Could be worse…it could of been 9:11

Rawr

Waited weeks and got a remixed version of F1 highlights ! This is window licker shit 🤮

Sailor Pheonix

What a brilliant tale of such tomfoolery. I laughed until I cried I did and no mistake.

Paul Carberry

Lauda's ghost RPM likes to dabble in all genre's.

Paul Carberry

Oh no, RPM is adjusting his journalistic standards to the mainstream

Rocket Powered Prussian

That's a good point. But recording audio could have been a challenge if he was in a hospital. Let's hope for a nerve episode with explanations soon.

Konstantin Bolshakov

RPM, my man! You have developed impressive editing skills, and that alone is worth the praise and admiration. But, in all honesty, without your personal charisma in the shot, I am left wishing for more. Well done on this one, mate, seriously! I hope you are recovered by now. Looking forward to more videos with the screaming man. :)

Konstantin Bolshakov

Only 7:11 :( haha

Mr MrMusic123

Not his best work, the lazy cunt. I want insightful opinions, dramatic exaggerations, and blistering profanities from Our Chosen One.

Lauda’s Ghost

Ironically this is my ringtone n thought my phone was ringing got up to look for it then a split second later I realised it was in my hand 😅

SpaZtiK

The RPM humor in this video is that we paid for this garbage.

Arc Tru

Oh wow tommo I never knew you were so dank, love your YouTube mate

Zachary Berry

So a highlights is what you made? This is content? Do some work!!

Andrew scott

Do you spastics know you’re not forced to subscribe? Get back on YouTube and wait like the common wealth pigs you are

Tommo

master pieza

Oscar

Cumsistency?!!!! You mean WORK?!! WutFace HELL NO

Zulugwa

tHE pictures are nice.

Zulugwa

Where's the downvote button. This is not it. #thenervewaitingroom

Maximus12000

Absolutely sent it. You and max.

TheJayDizzle

Grand theft Championship

Bangwin

You're not gonna get away with this buddy. We're burning the refugee camp. What are you playing at?

Hammased barrista twat

Beautiful masterpiece, but where are your valuable comments about all of this ??

EFG89

Pulled vagina, more likely.

16_55_50_51

Wow what a insightful input you've made there. Did you get that text on a piece of paper in your kindergarten for use whenever your mouth want to shittalk but the brain is empty?

Huge Jackman

I mean I watched the race... So I've already seen that, this is basically the race footage just with the remaining 83 minutes cut off.. there is not a single piece of RPM input here🤷‍♂️ Also as funny as evening news

Huge Jackman

Hey mate doing a group order what size sanitary towels do you wear, just figured based on your whining

Ryan Ward

also means he could've ranted out 2 nerves. i see nothing but a lying bitch

Jenson Button 🐳

video's good, but this is basically only done on a laptop. if you were in bed two weeks that's actually an argument against you because you could've spent that time working on it. but most importantly, you admitted you had more than enough time to respond in chat or post a message explaining what was going on.

peepeepoopoo

Sick edit!!!

Svenja Beadle

No it's not, it's an absolute shite

Tadzka82

Pure cinema

Steven Payne

There are others on Patreon working there asses off for a lot less than you get from your subscribers, put in the effort mate, consistent videos and podcasts post race should be doable

TimmyC NZ

Simply lovely edit

Wallow Maseman

lel

TheFuck

Trash.

TrashPanda

Shit!!!! You produce this in 3 weeks. Making in the region of £35k a month from subscribers you lazy twat.

Mike Kilby

those gta endings need to continue. for the king

Spruce of Maroose

Did you order this from fiverr? So Mid. Cool ending with GTA photos. 3/10

Xiao

Have you lost your voice or something spunkstain

Rocket Powered Nohawk

I love the creative videos. Keep it up, we'll make sure you get into art school

Aaron Page

I

Aaron Page

That ending had me doubling over

Aaron Page

Mozart produced “content” because he loved what he did.. RPM produces “content” to purely take our £2.50 every month.. and he doesn’t do that well anymore. Mozart was also deaf… RPM thinks we are all dumb.. I really used to look forward to The Nerve and his videos, he was a different perspective than the main stream, although I didn’t always agree with some of the things he said it was nice to hear somebody’s honesty in a very funny format.. it’s just a shame that he doesn’t comply with what is on his description page.. weekly edition of The Nerve.. we are lucky if we get one every 6-7 weeks..

Martin Brundle

Love it

WeltLocos

Thank you kanye, very cool

Freddy V

Geez ma money back you twat!

Alborg

What a banger

CH

What a masterpiece

Tomas

videos worse than strolls effort to stay on the asphalt

Banana

Cinema

Sebastian Cramer

Is that it?

David Morton

Such a good edit

Just Another Blonde

Am I tripping right now? Is there finally a new video? Okay, I can't watch it right now. I am on my work.

Gabber420

Moderate levels of window licking

Dildo Cappuccino

Masi arresting Toto was pretty good ngl 😂

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

Prick put out a 90 minute pod

Paying $3.50 For 1 Pod a Month

Please look up what a patronage is.

BlazingGandalf

The ending was ok

Gasha Purov

Whilst this was brilliant, I was expecting atleast a 7 minute rant about Lance Stroll ! Or maybe that’s still cooking 👀

francis reddyhoff

"Its not an impressive drive, he won theough the Red flag, i tell ya!"

BlazingGandalf

Pretty sure the spastic worked on this one

Big Stinky

Absolute Cinema

Kulpete

Nope, still no nerve yet either.

James Doe

Best part about that video was the end… literally the GTA bit at the end… was good… apart from that.. wank.. stick to the bathtub I wann hear you give every driver shit… not wank max off.. cos if you wank max off… jos will find you and he will beat you

Nicholas Tilley

Goodbye mate. "he had the potential to be huge"? You don't say the same thing about Mozart because he died young and didn't release a weekly podcast. you listen to what he produced and enjoy...

Amir Vafaei

No you spent the last two weeks having a wank in your bed because of this race and Trumps win

Depressed Aston Martin Fan

Incredible 🤩 can you see me beaming from Sheffield ?

Aye Eye

Ungrateful people end up sad and alone, just like me!

Amir Vafaei

I don't believe my eyes...

Amir Vafaei

Where's the 7 minute rant about the window licking spastic!

Kiwi_Welshdragon

good vid window licker but we pay to hear a Commonwealth pig insult spastics

red vertex

Mint

Oldjewish

Video was "stuff of legends"

GRBoomer

Or the Mexican Or the US Fuck this cunts taking us all for a ride He is balls deep in all of us And we are just letting it

GimbalTree

You lazy pig! I give you 4 licked windows out of 10 for this one. Stop playing with your little rocket, you spastic.

Fattubofshit

So we waited 3 weeks for a 7min montage of a race we al have seen before . No extra insightful and investigative journalism. The fucking nerve

The regime

I should pay you more

Chigga

Fkin incredible mate

Chigga

Need an hour long ANALysis of the window lickers choice between driving on hard tarmac or shortbusing it over wet sand... what a peanut... jail him NOW

Funker Funkenstein

This was FIRE

Bwoah

fullshaft W? I guess it would be Balls and all if there wasn't any flags but still pretty decent.

Pedro Reginato

Although, we do need more content… You are the very best, and that’s why we all keep coming back round…. Keep it coming, and keep going on your journey!!! It’s what brought you here and its what will keep you and everyone going bro❗️💯

Michael D36

Mehhh….already seen this 47 times the day after the race, not good, do better!

BonahJaker

Pretty Good… Not Gonna Lie..😘

Michael D36

RPM spend last 2 weeks playing GTA, and then cooked that up over the weekend. Still pretty good tho

DK

There’s people who post content everyday… and we can’t even get a nerve once a month. I signed up to this for the promise of a WEEKLY podcast

Big Daddy Stroll

He's probably still raging down the mic at that 🤣

Wayne 'The experience Viking' ohanlon

Bring back the hour long podcasts 😞

Leg Brace Lady

Wasted

Nate Em

Self flagellation (judging on your avatar)

Nate Em

Build the fookin wall

Hail Helmut 🙋‍♂️

Retarded Hitler got something out before Las Vegas at least But it isn't enough This needs a Nerve RIGHT NOW

Man

FUCK this is academy award worthy

Perez sCREAMER 69

Ew no fuck i didnt even get wet

YELLOWMASI🇰🇵

OH YES FUCK YEAH

YELLOWMASI🇰🇵

Where’s the rant about stroll

Shannon Carter

I pay you to say autistic shite into a microphone, not a mid edit of something we all saw LIVE 16 DAYS ago

SigmAlonso

Maybe RPM is our Lance Stroll?!?!

MsNix

Shit

Philippe Camargo

That truly great work, thank you! The rolling restart segment was an amazing touch.

Shaun Nel

The loading screens

Austin Theory

Great music

Austin Theory

Actualy disabled person ya knob

Moose Head

Master class

RPM_Enjoyer

Thats too obvious-predictable to cover. Thats what low tier journalist do.

Zulugwa

MASTERPISS AS AF. THE KING ALWAYS SURPRISES.

Zulugwa

Full shaft video

Simeon Spence

Bout time too 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks RPM 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👍👍 was having withdrawals 🤣🤣🤣

Tasha Phipps

Take no prisoners Max.

trippie gone

Incredible

Niccolò Burchi

Easiest wank I’ve ever had

Autistic Super Hero

Amazing work, but I get why people are pissed because it's different. Don't be discouraged, if you one day pivot into this fully, you're really good at it.

M3atgr1nd3r

Seriously nothing about stroll playing in the sandpit? 🤣

Johnny cashapp

The credits lol

PD

Don’t think he threw his toys out of the pram.. if you knew anything about this season he was referencing Gianpiero Lambiase (Maxs Race Engineer) when Norris won the Miami GP when the safety car came out at just the right time to help him jump Verstappen to win the race..

Martin Brundle

#LittleDonnyIsBack

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

you fockin spastic this is an mAsTeRpIeCe but we still need nerve, or we will ask osama bin anklesocks to hamas his way onto the underground bunker

Carabeef

The ending was unnecessary. First we got the Horn Dog and now the Horn Tits? Please! My penis can only get so erect!

HerniaConnoisseur

This content is getting shitter.. no nerve and then he posts this bollocks… I’m starting to feel like toto wolf in the last few pics… we are all being taken up the shitter by this cunt.. let me tell you where I am… I’m out.. if any of you have any sense then you will all leave too.. instead of lining his pockets.. shame as he had the potential to be huge..

Martin Brundle

Good job, for a disabled person. Now do the windowlicker.

Loki

Simply lovely!

sstitan85

You beautiful genius that was a Masterpiece! The GTA loading frames at the end were the cherry on the cake 😂

Ben Edwards

That was it?

Cormac McGrath

One month for a race recap you fucking spastic.

Frederico Lopes

How does one pull his achilles by just sitting around being UKs biggest cunt with autism?

Rocketpowerdmongoloid

Thankyou our adhd riddled fuhrer

Ellen Goldfinger

Just waiting for RPM to direct next season of DTS

Renzo

This is a day of work and you’ve been gone for a month 🤡 the nerve on this one

Mike Hunt

Bring back Michael Masi

Friendly Dragon

i needed that! thank you

thatiphoneguy

Narcotics also make me a hopeless romantic instead of a stone cold bitch…

DingoFarmer

another cinematic masterpiece by fuhrer

Jichael Mackson

Maxipad balls deep

GeorgeFreakOut

WTF this isn't what your Patreon's have been asking for? Sky F1 and Official F1 make highlights packages and race stories, they don't make The Nerve or Rage Against GP and unique content.

Why aren't you a cam girl

Fucking beautiful.

Stark Botha

good day to be a verstappen shagger

jib

Pure CINEMA!

Zipa

Not value for fucking money at all

Super Saiyerection

and where the hell is the nerve ???!!!

Mike Hunt

Where tf have you been

Mike Hunt

Okay. That went hard. But still we want the nerve!!

Neyluge

Wow, I really hope you’ve been using the time off to prepare for the 2024 RPM Awards!!!!!

Dupey

I just went from rock hard to thumbing in a softy!! What the fuck dude not even one zinger!! 😒

Jam licked per square inch!!!

I would love for you to try and get at least 2 nerves a month. 😕

Dalibor Joksimović

Gayyyy

Adrian Newey

He has hurt his foot so his mouth doesn’t work. Come on he’s British.

Rav

We wait weeks and you give us a highlight reel I can get for free!!?? We pay for this shit! Stop being a CUNT! shout out to RPMs achlilles.... get better soon bro

F1 and all!

I want my $3 back

John Lauro

Artistic as per. And maybe autistic. Either way, another great video.

Randel Wallace

lol this is shit

Sapphire

you are awesome

Mario Koretz

Art

Jacob Secor

Full shaft

Ryan

Fucken finally. You're lucky everything you put out is gold, and you earned my respect from when you USED TO BE prolific. Otherwise I'd have taken my couple hundred pennies per month elsewhere. Ya wanker

Brent Weir

Fuck this serious video where’s the banter so much memeable material since the last GP

lawshredpower

He wont shag you mate

Gloomy

you just an Adrian Newey bathtub merchant. You cant win the audience over unless you're in the tub. WTF1 forehead fans already have you put on fraudwatch on X. damn people on here paying you to NOT glaze verstappen and instead weaponize him as a means to call Norris a cuck ass femboy. You were meant to destroy the Verstappenshaggers not join them D: i fuck with the video though. Anything that hurts cultLH should be readily available on the internet so you better upload this to YT boy boy

Persistent Eyez

Simply fucking lovely 😍 👌 👍 🥰

RB16's Tyre

"secret"

Alex Badarin

"Fucking finally." -Kimi Räikkönen

R R

i dont care what opinion, i dont give a shit about you you little fuck, i didnt say "fuck the nerve" i just said i enjoy theses cinamatic videos a lot, and if he would up the quantity and quality, i would take in count to leave out the nerve, i dont care about your dumb opinion you fat fuck, so behave like a normal person and dont cry around, and if you want to cry, dont bother me with your useless opinion, i dont care a bit (and by the way, learn to take a "joke" yessss it may be hard when you have 2,4 braincells, lick jelly of a window and be fisted by your daddy daily, but you can learn it too, so dont annoy me (hurensohn)) and sorry if that was too hard, i know you teamlh members are not the smartest, i try to be nicer next time

Sebo bastian

I actually liked the video. Reminds me of this one: https://youtu.be/avA7v6h_lec

T.W. Falconer

now get your act together and pump out a 4 hour nerve on brasil, at least we deserve that

Tropical

Barely the tip . Get back in the tub

Lancelot Strolovini

this sort of stuff is fine alongside the nerve and rage against the grand prix but this isnt what most people pay you a few quid a month for.

Tom Charlton

18 nerve podcasts in a year, the consistency is shocking

Ben

Anyone else feel like he saw the increase in lunacy with the chats and people cancelling, so he spent like 3 days whipping this together? I'm glad that we have something, but for me, I need some "Isweardownonmenansgrave!!" rants

Yukl27

We want a rant, not this shit

Zachary Kuhn

Hey cockhead - did you actually do anything aside from pasting some heads on GTA characters? You've got a nerve treating us with such contempt - no actually, that's the problem, you haven't put a nerve out in 35 days ... 5 weeks of pretending to be disabled - you're a disgrace you thieving parasite and I want my lunch money back!

cartman

Guys give him some break, it’s not easy to constantly deliver on his level. Patreon is optional, and you can always leave. This edit is out of his character, but it’s so good! Welcome back daddy!

Nothing Just an Inchident

We want the nerve you cunt

Can’t think of a smart name

Are u actually disable on that brain aswell???? Where is the nerve at least u morron???? You only need to press a fucking button and spread shit out of your mouth!!! This shit even Lance stroll could do it !!! Do something u morron!!! We all pay for this 7min of shit that i’d seen a million Times from other retards???

Cristiano Fernandes

Give this man an oscar right now.

45-47

Cinema.

ChunkeyLover57

This is a seriously sick place but I love it

Yourmom@yourmom.com

Well this is just the race highlights with a bit of music. We need rage, we need the RPM commentary. That's why we're here, for your professional journalism and valid calm comments

Bacon 🥓

oscar worthy cinema

Toto Wolff’s Pumpernickel

not even some voice over work? well then

Monty

3 and half weeks later and we get a 7 min video

Ben

SPOILER, verstappen won the race

Kuika

Give us the nerve you spastic

bottASS

where is the dislike button

Mills Bulliania

Well done Mongo. Nerve when?

Dum Fuk

I like it!

Brenton Sword

Popular opinion fuck you with such a spastic suggestion, you cunt; the fucking nerve is to say such a stupid comment, you window-licking cunt :heart:

Daddy's Window-Licker

Nah that loading screen SLAPPED

Zombie James May

Another Spielberg moment

Bluto mindpretzel

Make the nerve you piece of shit

Josh

Weak sauce

ThePurpleOnion

This ain't cutting it adolf

Virus

lol what a shit edit.

blando boris

More or so to do with the fact Max Verstappen is in the title and would be searched more I suppose, most of his following follows him for his commentary. Which is lacking in both this and the "WEEKLY" nerve podcast

Jessica Barnes

A blessed day

Four Christ

get back in the bathtub

BigManMax

I knew you were just calculating how much jam per square inch is needed to achieve 4th dimensional awareness

FaddyGoldfish

I finally figured you out, all this Patreon money is gonna be used to pay off the HRMRC when your parents die and you inherit the farm I'd prefer tax evasion, but we know how that turned out for Al Capone

Pronato

Really? Create an army of chirping psychos and put out an audition tape for FOM video editor? What? Couldn't top FP1WILL and his masterpiece on the window licker in Brazil? Bullshit, Gorlock kidnapped you and used you for a sex slave and now someone put this out so we think you're still free!

Brian G

If by garbage you mean a decent creative outlet then yes garbage 😂

In the Binotto

Average shaft video, we need the rage and passion back plz!!

JammieDodger

Rocket a secret verstappenshagger

Bobo bassuer

As Norris said "it's not talent, only luck" as he cries and throws his toys out of the formula 1 shaped cot.

proxiau

Lack of content is making it most challenging to justify a subscription…

Dave

Oi you cunt any F1 YouTuber could've made this, just do a fucking nerve that's what we're paying you for

Marco Ronzitti

Apparently what sells on YouTube. His most watched YouTube video is not his raging videos, but the "Moment when Verstappen became a monster" video.

Athinira

Beautiful, I was hoping you might do this. What a race… had the time of my life watching it. Then bullied my brother in to booking Dutch GP 🇳🇱

Cornish Piastri

Mate we want your fucking commentary, the video was fine but for Christ sake we want another episode of the Nerve.

Pumpernickel

Your still a sack of shit red lid milk drinking failed abortion mismatch sock wearing turnip eating Harvey price loving cunt

Rocket Powered Nohawk

unpopular opinion but i would give up the nerve for a weekly episode of the "rocket powered cinematic universe"

Sebo bastian

rly? what a flop, jeez

Noname User

You an actual criple now, lmao that ending very nice

Božimir Ivanov

Yeah it's ok. We'll keep throwing money at you, like a failed child and continue to hope that you'll do better in the future

Bas D. Hoekstra

You're back..... but what was that?!

Jessica Barnes

Finally some Artistic content instead of the usual autistic content

Mclovin Legend

Stunnin'

BonBonBon

You really chefed with this one, it was a masterpiece and that GTA outro was beautiful. With all that being said, now give us The Fucking Nerve you sack of shit!!

Ez

Okay the gta end credits were great. Vid needs all the fastest laps at the end too.

A LV

Where the fuck is the stroll reaction

Liam Kelly

Definitely mid

Island Mutt

Masterpiece

philjib

Have you just been jerkin off on the discord with all those nonces?

Nico

With 0 RPM in it

Newquay Tsunoda

lol: nice work

Island Mutt

That was unbelieveable -ly long to wait for a new broadcast you cuck

TTVHyper25

Absolute cinema

Miguel Cortes

Holy masterpiece

ikeastolemytable

Hmmm waiting 3 weeks for a fucking race reply that happened weeks ago Fuck that Give us a rage against or something decent

GimbalTree

Masterpiece or not, 7mins of content in a month is taking the piss. You're the window-licker of patreon content creators.

cartman

Great work mate! Still need a rage against the gp Brazil 2024

AlfaNick

This is real cinema. Simply lovely.

Oscar Villalobos

Beautiful!! 1000x better than the shite official bastard outlets put out.

In the Binotto

welcome back king.

J

He finally escaped Lawrence Stroll's inherited sex Island before the nazi sympathizing Darth Marko takes over and tattoos everyone to keep track of the Saudi Arabian MBS did nothing wrong end of the world Grand Prix event 2024

Commonly HMRC

okay the gta loading screens were epic

Andry

2 months for a shite video

NotoriousGasman

What is this garbage, where’s a good old rant or the nerve

Abanub Gorgye

Those GTA reels 😂😂😂

Nick

I got a feeling

Monty

Mid

NotoriousGasman

certified banger, but when do we get a nerve about the race, you cock-juggling terrorist?

Alexandru Snaider

Mikeyyy noooooooo not like this dryyyyy 😩😩😩

Day-late_dollar”short

Masterful edit lad

Aidan Jeffes

Errr where’s the stroll hate???

A LV

wheres u taking the piss with vitch tits???

Juan Miguel

Think different

Nick

I’ve cried in the end 😂

MK

Fucking gorgeous stuff here king

Liam Smith

...and you are?

Meaghan

Crap

FOObZ

Return of the king

Laura 🐳

7 minutes is preety phatethic especially considering the amount of shit that went down

Gustawk

i'm both so happy and so upset. i feel like im in a toxic relationship with rpm. just as i give up, he comes back and i forget what i was even bitching about. i love you pookie i'm sorry i ever said mean things about you😘

Lewis Hamaston

Thank you, daddy. All is right with the universe.

💘 Carlos’ Sweaty Jock💘

Another months salary justified with 7mins of work to show. Make Britain great again

Kuika

You mofo

Aladeen Madafaka

He remembered his password

Leonardo Miranda

TURBOAKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR TURBOAKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR TURBOAKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR TURBOAKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR TURBOAKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR TURBOAKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR TURBOAKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Zulugwa

You twat

travers

DADDY RETURNED FROM GETTING MILK!!!!

Rocket Powered Dildo

Oscar really didn't want to defend that huh, no way he wants his teammate to be world champion

Jon Clark

I haven't seen such mastarclass anywhere anytime ⚡️ this was surely the best drive we've had a pleasure to watch

Wojciech Jaguś

Bro didn’t get arrested for the diddy allegations

Lando Pourus

Still not the nerve cunt

Danny Wynters

THE FURHER IS BAAAAACK. DADDY'S BACK!!!!

Rocket Powered Dildo

BRO REMEMBER HIS PASSWORDDDD

ceo.of.niki

Allahu Backbar

Michael Masi did nothing wrong

He got out of Lance Stroll's sex dungeon!

Dinglebob

Not watched yet but the Achilles is an absolute nightmare. Hope you’re recovering alright

The Tifosi Tomato Frog

Gone forever and all we get is 7 minutes?

RocketPowereredMongoloid

Wtf was that, it feels like my bro who is 7 made a „verstappen masturbation best of sao paolo”

Jakub Golembiowski

Fuck me cunt, welcome back! See you in another 3 weeks 😂

Duolingo FiatPunto

He escaped Lando’s fangirl’s dungeon

cherries n' tangerines

THE JESUS HAS CUM THE JESUS HAS CUM THE JESUS HAS CUM THE JESUS HAS CUM THE JESUS HAS CUM THE JESUS HAS CUM THE JESUS HAS CUM

Zulugwa

Just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber, you go and do something like this … AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!

Pual, Pula the … Rester

Where’s the nerve

Big Daddy Stroll

I thought you died

Johnny Pervert

sieg heil

Rocketpoweredchud

He lives!!!

KWhopper

ill tell my dad about this, better pull your achilles inside out

Daddy's Window-Licker

Damn my hit man owes me an explanation

Bryan

Has been a decade

soheyf.

Oh my god, i thought the cunt had blown himself up at Sheffield elementary

Mads Lauesen

You are still gae

Adrian Newey

Damn no wonder why DT been unhinged

Joshua

im finna whip this hoe(video)

Persistent Eyez

Where the fuck have you been mate

Raakshas

You took your time Hitler!

Stake did nothing wrong

All is forgiven Long John Mohawk

Hypernaught

YOU FUCKIN BASTARD HAVE FINALLY RETURNED. I THOUGHT MY CRUSH WROTE ME BUT THIS IS EVEN BETTER!

Bence Gábor

YES

CFB_Hogan

about time you little shitter

Niklas

Window licker finally got others talking as well. Even had Ladderman scream this time.

Tickle

Big erection time

I’m gonna commit war crimes

Holy shit finally

Big Stinky

Woohoo Mohawk

Arz

was starting to think i pay $3 a month for nothing

ourenny

THE FUHER LIVES

Lil rocket

Give us our money back scammer

Omar A

He’s alive 🎉🎉🎉🎉

RocketPoweredSpastic

grazie

sadhbh

HE DID IT !!!

Spirit

It’s about time asshole

Omar A

He’s alive

David

Finally…

Der Wydd

Bout time twat

Hella Stackz

Its about time

Gremski

Foi preciso eu falar para fazeres alguma coisa seu caralho!!!

Superferrariman

About fucking time wanker

Lawrence Stroll

I was about to go to fucking bed cunt

George Cockett

Yaaas just the pre bed tonic I was looking for

Cornish Piastri

He lives

Simeon Spence

OMG

Jack Black

RAAAAAAAAAAAA 🦖🦖🦖

Gavin Sapinoso

Suck my cock, or I yours. Choose wisely.

iwannasuckRPMoff

Yeeaah buoyyy

Matyáš Ševčík

FINALLY

R

Fuck me, hes actually alive

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKSHIRE!!!!!!

all this time for a 7 minute vid?

daph

HE HAS AWOKEN

mr brew

about time cunt

daph

The man's back

Mauro Holler


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