The Nerve #32 - Incoherent Globalist Ramble

The fact that ‘Calmed Up’ was used here as the opposite of ‘calmed down’ before being used in Naked Gun 4 made me chortle

Closeted Ferrari Stan #68

Some PR lap dog. An entirely forgettable mid woman who only has the job to satisfy a quota.

Dreamboat MacGillicutty

"Ding dong the witch is dead...."

Dreamboat MacGillicutty

Anybody please send a picture about the girl that horner offered tho dog... i cannot find

David

You literally are a universal treasure, fooKing pEriod.

💘 Carlos’ Sweaty Jock💘

Oh come on, bending the rules has been the best part of F1 for decades. Some team finds a clever way to get around some stupid rule to extract more performance and suddenly they have a rocketship. All the major teams have done it at some point, it makes the sport INTERESTING. In recent years Ferrari's engine, Red Bull's differential braking system and now certainly McLaren is doing something we'll find out about in a while, possibly something about flexible front wings. Without this stuff it would be BORING

Davide Bertolini

When’s the next nerve mate

RPMGOAT

YES

Nicholas Lanciers

F1xed - they’ve been cheating for 2 years and you can’t bring a space capsule to a wheel chair race

Island Mutt

F1xed f1 review I’m a believer formula 1 is a fixed globalist nazi communist socialist CANADIAN regime. Vote Trudeau! Warm regards, The Biden family.

Island Mutt

Upload or we go chop chop on lil rocket

Piterusz

What’s 5% of something? At least half! 😂😂

Dean Farrimond

oi cunt

Cooper

Come on you fucking 'internet micro-celebrity' do more videos. Leave little Mohawk alone for 5 fucking minutes, tranny porn is bad for your health. More Lance Stroll hate or I Hamas it into the bungalow.

Neon9

Bring back rage against the Grand Prix you twat

Swiss Cheese

Hurry up gay more content

Paul Di Resta

wOrK eThIc INTENSIFIES!!!!!!

Evinak

Where video and/or nerve mein fuhrer? Have you been persecuted by the cops for slanderin?

Carabeef

smells like FACT in here

Cooper

I think F1 have taken him for copyright infringement!!!

Isaac H

Boy, it sure smells like SIMP in here.

Evinak

Dude you gave him a panic attack! Please be a little more considerate of your actions. My only happiness in life is the NERVE episodes!

Moh HS

friendly reminder that the gap between this podcast and the last is 4 days

Cooper

BURN DOWN THE FACTORY!! …peacefully…

Bryony

Friendly reminder that it's ok to release a podcast on time twice in a row.

Evinak

Please don’t ever stop being you!

Rob Walker

Well ironically enough after they banned mgu-h Porsche and The Regime have just now started using similar things in their road cars

Zxphxr

That’s crazy. I taught my dog to sig heil too. I’m Jewish though. So, I probably would’ve got off.

Nick T.

oh you SPAZTic, I have a fucking panik attack

Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll

don't believe all that shit about heard/depp but ngl im on her side even if she did 😭😭 go off princess ig

Alyssa Wynn

At this point suicide is a real option

Alonso sympathizer

Yeah not necessarily bigger, but they'll allowed to be more powerful. Le Mans Hypercar regulations restrict the entire engine to be ~670hp at most, whereas F1 engines will be allowed to go over ~1000hp

George Alexander

you need to go to endocrynologist and ask him hor hormone balance analysis as well as thyroid ultrasound, if shit doesnt work right it can mimic adhd but with worse repercussions if not treated, go do it just to be safe

Daniel Pavel

Oi it’s not my fault I can’t spell Susan’s last name dyslexia innit

Spastic81

Im not sure about bigger.

Zulugwa

wow I got called out for my long paragraphs on the previous Nerve huh :) Lemme add a couple of paragraphs coz why not. The noise of the engine after the 2026 regulation change will probably sound better than what we have now, because the 2026 regulations will remove the MGU-H. The MGU-H is an engine component that makes the engines more efficient and eliminates turbo lag, but it's a very complicated component nobody uses except for Formula 1 so engine manufacturers hate it, and it's the actual reason why post-2014 engines sound like complete shit (remember we had V6 turbos in the 80s, 90s and they didn't sound that shit), coz it literally sucks the noise out of the engine to make the turbo spin faster. 2026 F1 cars will become quite similar to the Le Mans Hypercars, in that they'll get a huge electric motor+battery to run in concert with the regular engine, but they'll have bigger and louder engines, for that reason I'm quite optimistic about the 2026 engine regulations.

George Alexander

If all this continues I’m leaving a thermonuclear device in front of parliament (in vr chat)

Osama Bin Benyameen

Wasnt ready for the Audi slander. They havent even joined the grid yet🥲

Osama Bin Ladder

I completely understand why you change the subjects too quickly. It is about time for you to reveal the highest level maffia of all time.

Sándor Bátori

I spent an unreasonable amount of time to google that oven thing

Zufrieda

So let me get this straight, for us to get The Nerve on time, all it took was the threat of government involvement? Fk it, let the muslims have UK!

Evinak

Thanks Susie OG

IamStupid

Oh god, you're that desperate. Sorry

Commonly HMRC

Dude…you need to come out with a video. I actually listened to a bit of “P1 with…” and was berating myself the whole time. Save me

Todd Funkhouser

https://www.agaliving.com if you must know

Susan Boil

Now you see why the US broke away from these cunts

Depressed Aston Martin Fan

Make sure that Kamala doesnt take guns from people, then it will be true. KKonaW

Zulugwa

Iv laughed so much my jaw is aching. I now know how an overworked crack whore feels on a Saturday morning after a particularly busy Friday night .

Eddie Catflap Racing

I have never heard of this "auger" stove thing. I live in america and I'm an idiot. Can someone send me a link so I can read more about it?

IamStupid

So fast a new nerve

Georgi Vladimirov

The week starts on Sunday on my calendar, so...

Clossd

Damn thats real based

Zxphxr

It's really ridiculous how small Israel is. It's about the size of Wales or Moldova and I wouldn't care if those places just disappeared.

Oxy_Cyan

You will always be held to a higher journalist standard than the likes of sky media and the bbc

RPM_Enjoyer

Didn’t even bring up that Ferrari is gonna win next year. That’s the real crime here.

Charlie

Why don’t you?

Charlie

40,000 people are dead in the span of about 10 months, there are 8 000 000 000 people in the world, on average 150 000 people die every day. Why do you even care?

Eric Schmitz

Mfw Israeli bootlickers defend them bombing hospitals, refuge camps, aid distribution stations and Israeli soldiers sodomizing prisoners: 😂. Mfw all of this means Ferrari is going to clean house next year and Hamilton wins his 8th: 🫠😒

Charlie

*complains about how hot it is in the UK* *wants an AGA*

Christina M

"Nuthin Serious"

Patrick Cotham

You are not off the hook Nazi. Keep dropping more you fucking imbecile.

Jonathan I Negron

Bold of u to assume that we’re all sane-minded

Boaty McBoatface

Mattia Binnotto just had Stefano by the cock and had an italian honey pot thing on him

Lance S(ex offender)troll

wtf why would u want an aga when u only eat microwave meals and dirt from the garden

Squaremup

being his girlfriends dog makes it way funnier, tbf

Squaremup

write it on a piece of paper and flush it down the toilet 🚽

Snail Chaser

Big Gay Al

All for this weaponised autism coupled with ADHD spice

Daniel.Cherny

Such a great nerve! I am still desperate for closure on the Belgian GP though. That Osama bin Russell hijacking attempt had me up in arms. Please do something with this!

Magnus753

Hitler, when TF are you gonna talk about the McLaren meltdown on the Hungarian GP?

Bacon 🥓

Fun fact. One of my housemates at Uni had a girlfriend thought Cerebral Palsy was actually called “Terrible Palsy” cos she’d never seen it written down. Because it’s terrible. 22 years of age.

Brenwizzy

And thanks to his reTaRdashone, he didn’t answer the question about RedBull and what I’m calling “Brake-gate” 🤣 Burn The Nerve down! Peacefully…

ThroneofGame

Once again RPM shows us the way: “burn [insert whatever it is that’s bothering you at the time] down………………………………………peacefully!” God bless! 🙏🏼

ThroneofGame

NO WAY HE DID IT! HE ACTUALLY POSTED LIKE PROMISED! thank u now I can listen at work 😂

laila

count dankula is pretty cool tbf

Acosta79 (a.k.a The Latifi Stalker)

The 2019 oil burning is worse than McLaren stealing Ferrari plans, for sure. Ferrari is the mafia of F1.

HaasSymp

Haas is not just a meme! American F1 is gonna kick sss in 2 yrs!

HaasSymp

The shelters have been saved. For now.

Evinak

I love it, the French give up on everything! I asked a manufacturer of French Army Knives if one of the tools it came with was a white flag. 🏳️

Joseph Bingham

I too have lost my ADD meds…. Like a phooking ping pong 🏓 ball🤪

BonahJaker

Sitting on the porch in NC doing the same with a nice relaxing toke. 🚬💨

Joseph Bingham

All I can say is I sure am glad I don't live in the UK. What a fucked place to live.

Josh McDougall

Wasn’t she Adrian Neweys personal assistant and friends with Jos Verstappen?

Furry Red One 🐳

Now I'm gonna post corrections in the comments even harder! You're being fact checked more than the mainstream media because we are all very well aware of how absurdly shit-faced they are. On the other hand - you are not. You are fucked up (in the best way possible), but you're not straight up lying to us (except for when you say you're gonna upload content on regular basis). So suck it the fuck up, Sheffieldian pig, stop crying like a damn slapped baby, deal with the fact that if your facts are wrong, then they are fucking wrong no matter where you take them from, and deal with the comments. End of rant. It's all love

The Pual Exorcist

almost had me with the first 2 words I was expecting an akbar immediately

Rightwing Joebiden 2020

cheeky rafiki

Rightwing Joebiden 2020

https://makeagif.com/i/T8hofc

Ben Stolen

Maybe if the Reno employees didn't make sht boxes they could keep their jobs and put crusty bread on their familys' tables

L. Vance

Is Karen butthurt by the truth? hahahaha

Fragbait

Alright bud. Don’t forget the meds junior

Mzy

Susan is alive and well

SS Jeff Lubich

The fucking nerve of the British Stazi to jail people for what they say?Where does that end and who the fuck decides what is allowed? Oh! I remember! We, ( Americans) may be totally fucked but we told the King to get fucked. You should do the same. Move here brother and say what the fuck you want. You can sleep on my couch. Oh yea, I do live in America and can say what the fuck I want so let me give it a shot: You lot should throw every fucking immigrant, third world turd the fuck out of your country. Now, Come arrest me you ass eating government cunts. LOLOL 1776 Bitches!

Fragbait

Your name was what I was gonna go for first

Osama Bin Russel With Long Socks

If I don’t get a new nerve by Wednesday I’m driving my hijacked American Airlines boeing 767 passenger jet aircraft into the centre of the brittania (for legal reasons this comment is a joke and I am making no attempt to hijack a plane and fly it into the center of Sheffield)

Osama Bin Ankle Socks

I am a diagnosed schizophrenic. I probably shouldn't listen, but I do. Funnily enough this makes me feel calm and understood

Nicolas Alexandre van Veen

You beat that curfew by a ball hair, was getting ready to drive to Sheffield

Harry Walsh

We do things in UK time here you fat fuck

iwannasuckRPMoff

Well, actually - please continue with comedy to encite sanity. Good lord... When we rely on you for sanity...

Mad Matt

That joke was brutal. I paused the podcast playback so I could share it immediately...🤣

Max

I guess it's long cold showers and high velocity fans for you. Thoughts and prayers fren

Max Vershaftin

Thankfully I’m allegedly both. Allegedly.

JD

A pHhaatwaaaaa ..N

Pual, Pula the … Rester

That thing was a man!

AJD621

My pussy is throbbing

Capt yNg

can confirm as a florida man, we are beating this shit out of gators

Robert Requeny

Yawn.

Poowis Phun

What I learned from the first part of the broadcast is "don't let the truth ruin a good tran$phobic meme"

ModalStorm1195

If you say in game, no one can arrest you for saying anything. forsenKek

Zulugwa

So close.

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷

But did they arrest the 9 people who liked the post?

Jenson Button 🐳

I take offense to being called a sound minded individual

RowlZ Double R B

Bro Sauce! The longer our timelines...the more we realize that it's hard and only gets harder. I don't remember who said it but, "on a long enough timeline, the better the odds feces hit the whirling blades of our ceilings!" Sidenote: I found Ferrari driving shoes on Amazon for $50, I feel fast standing in front of my toaster. You can literally feel Charles LecLerc's tears when walking around in them. And if the floor is squeaky enough, I'm pretty sure they say, "plan A, plan B, plan C, plan D.... checking!"

Grumps Yo

count dankula is a legend

Valium_rage

You done fucked up! Now all us plebs will expect 2 a week!

Brian G

Our fuhrer has delivered another masterpiece

Commonly HMRC

See! Releasing 2 nerves a week is not that hard

Osama Bin Ladder

Bout time you cunt

Adrian Newey

Last Minute. Insane, i was ready to set myself on fire

Kastengruberricharda

The fucking nerve is back

David Urbánek

That's tomorrow morning fucked for doing any work now.....

Marko

FOKIN FINALLLYYYYYYY

Vitch Tits's son

Finally Christ

The ghost of Michael Masi

PHUUUUN

Overheated Turbo 🐕

Laying at a California beach listing to the nevrve drinking beer. Life is good boys.

Pirelli Wets

thank you daddy i needed dis😭🙏

rocketpoweredslut🐕

Less than 4 hours to reach a full mohawk

Ethan Evans

It's bedtime for me 😪

Amir Vafaei

You lucky bastard

Cameron Jimenea

Another great podcast sir, I cried and laughed at all the right moments. So much love and continue your journey sweetie X

Brenton Sword

MY COOOCHIEE IS SOOOOKINGGGG

Team_pewishamilton

NO WAY

MK

Fuck yeah!

K

It is 23:46 Barely made it you cunt

Horndog_69🐳

He actually did itttttt. Hells yeah. Going to wake up my partner with the good news

speedy car enthusiast🏎️

No way he actually did it

appletree

We have to alert the authorities about this one

Charles Leclerc’s Piano

I have no AC in Florida, it is 91 degrees F and 90% humidity. Your voice will pull me through

Johnny

just in time.

Alistair Mallard

Thank LATIF1

Tony Stark

Omg

speedy car enthusiast🏎️

Yes! Another one before the end of the week! We've done something right!

Maroulita

HITLER ON A ROLL

Dum Fuk

Holy shit he did it

Pewis midfieldcarmerchantwashedmilton

IT CAN'T BE

Jenson Button 🐳

Sheffield is safe for now

Mikey Massive

Omg He did it

Mango

Two episodes in one week damn

God

Alright skippy. You better be working an another one tomorrow. Go watch the closing ceremony. Then tomorrow back to work.

Lawrence Stroll

About time mate

Humberto

That’s was fast

Denis Mujkic

Yeah bathtube bastard did it 😂

Cyprian Docik

Go crl

Superferrariman

Isn't it about time to shred another sweet lead, Piss Daddy?

April Hughes

Fuck me boys finally

C4LLM3MAX

The rumors are true… two episodes in one week! Praise allah!

Hells Half Acre