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DISCORD LAUNCH (+ actual mental breakdown)

For instructions read this:

https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212052266-Getting-Discord-access

if you have issues or its fucked, DM me on patreon or start screaming about it in the patreon chat.

Comments

This mother fucker played the god damned bard song by blind guardian

c1n3rgy

Idea - Create a Meme's Channel on discord

Rugby League Project

Yeahhh this explains a lot lol

Thomas Tarleton

I'd love to see the full song played on the guitar in one video

PoLaN

I think you should be studied 🤣🤣

Jade Spencer

Old lady using email for the first time

Matt

I’m just gonna change my name to ThePetrolStation(youknowtheone)

LancesWetChin

For real. The nerve.

LancesWetChin

Hire an assistant

leo-leclerc

OY VEY! 👀

MarcoVonMonza

huh.. a money saving tip from a person with that name. how ironic and beautiful at the same time :)

Regime Intensifies

Honestly this might just be the strategy now

JosVerstappensAlterEgo

Just unsub. 6 months later re-sub, watch the 3 uploaded videos. Unsub. Rinse repeat.

Oldjewish

Too much technology over loaded his little simp mind and he has had to enter a rehab facility for his mental break

Crimelord3030

Imagine actually believing this wanker when he said that he'd produce content during the break...

Evinak

Nice name lad

Jos Verstappen's baseball bat

Was in work when I was listening to this and was in fucking hystericsss

Rossvee123

Oi cunt give us the nerve

Fin

We need a separate channel just for guitar!

JosVerstappensAlterEgo

He probably forgot he had the reverb on because he was in an empty store

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

Look you fuck. I know you’re busy probably busy rioting and looting Greggs but can you upload something for us.

Rav

Before we hunt down the bungalow and send fireworks through the letterbox

JosVerstappensAlterEgo

Post the nerve

JosVerstappensAlterEgo

Oi cunt

JosVerstappensAlterEgo

6 days? It’s been like a month +

Treasonous Yankee

Also WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' NERVE YA NORTHERN BASTARD

Cameron Jimenea

I highly appreciate the POTC theme Mein Führer!

Cameron Jimenea

WHER IS MY LAMB VINDALOO!!?

R R

wow, look whos back to being a wee bit of a cunt after a 10min video.

Evinak

Post the nerve u slaggg

JosVerstappensAlterEgo

Oi fuckface

JosVerstappensAlterEgo

Where's the fucking nerve!!!

JosVerstappensAlterEgo

Thats about 1h in Sheffield time

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷

Discord thing is just a setting i think... all good its new give him time... he will figure it out

RAQ

Been 6 days… no podcast 🐒

laila

Yo, bro. Unable to log into the Discord. What is the name that you have on your discord account?? Rocketpoweredmowhowk is not coming up… same problem you have in real life, I am sure😎

Old Fart Knocker

Complete waste of time, fame has changed the bell end

Pete Buchan

Complete waste of time. What the fuck are you playing at?

Spalding Jones

I NEED UR POFILPICTURE

ceo.of.niki

Same

FutureFerrariFan

Ever since Oct 7th RPM has been too busy eating Palestinian foreskins with the Latifi & Stroll families to record a podcast

blando boris

Give us a new nerve or we will all set ourselves on fire outside the Jeffery Epstein bungalow

Osama Bin Ankle Socks

All I got was Hotel California

Thomas Miller

Anyone else having issues with accessing the chats on Patreon? I can't ever get it to load or it tells me there's not chat on this account and I'm about to lose it. Of course, patreon was no help when I reached out

mrgtgo

No for real though it’s getting laughable. Another week or two then I’m done man, it’s not even about how much money it’s it’s just the premise. Mans is making bank for literally doing nothing. It’s not even like he’s editing stuff for us it just goes out to regular YouTube like 3 days later big whoop

Treasonous Yankee

It's been a month RPM! You've fallen off pace harder than Red Bull. There are about a billion people who would do far more than swear down on their Nans grave for ~$75K USD MONTHLY PAYTREON. Your position in this world is blessed, hearing you winge about it is gay. Man up, buddy!

Dum Fuk

Beauty on the guitar

Bishop🐳

What is that Mohawk guy bellow your discord?

Superferrariman

I’m still unable to find the discord link :(

Ur

I don't believe you will make up the nerve episodes. I'd pretty much put money on it

Monty

Actually not too bad at guitar champ

makeherwetlikelancestrollschin

If you watch the video all the way through and connect your discord to the the patreon it will automatically show up in your list. However, you may have to do that a few times disconnect and reconnect, but eventually it will work. Very weird

Bunny Dakota

I also suffer from guitar yips

Dirk Dreadmore

Honestly I thought you were playing Greensleeves but it appears not

Rhiannon

PLLLSSSS MOOOREEE MUUUUUSIC FROM YOU

ChiNA

it's not fucking working, tried 3 different browsers, i swear down on my nans grave FFS

Tadzka82

finally the chat function on this website sucks

Thomas Caswell

Launch video but how about we launch another episode of the nerve lad

Sean

I feel his pain, but I still laughed my ass off! You can play well as well

Nobatime

No link ?

Bunny Dakota

And this retard didn’t even link the server properly I’m dead

Panic.In.Hispanic

Wait. The discord is a how to and not a link. What is this behaviour

Rav

Dude, the first 3 mins I legit haven't laughed harder than that in years.

redfinite

I tried via phone but there isn’t the option to connect the two apps there. I had to do it via browser on my Mac. Maybe you can do it via browser on your phone too

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

Getting in to Discord was less stressful than watching that.

Capt yNg

I don’t know what I have, but watching him always feels perfectly normal and relatable. I’m not sure what that says about me … 🫠

Nathalie

Oh my goodness. I'm more grateful for him being born than for myself. I swear down to my nun's grave this is the most bizarre thing I have ever seen hahaha. Comparable when he f**cking sang allahu akbar in one of recent videos omg

Ivan

god i felt his frustration when he was playing his guitar - i would react the same way when i did music but also unironically i love listening to him play! He gets some beautiful tones its so awesome

Ruslana

At least he owns up to his debt 🖤

R R

Wtf, I was almost sure that was Stairway to Heaven

Tauras Vosbergas

I have ADHD and when I watch RPM it makes me feel like a normie because he’s a walking advert for it. The absolute poster boy

Brenwizzy

Now I get why shit takes so long for you to publish haha

Dirk Dreadmore

The dentist’s assistant must love that left hand…….

Dean Farrimond

Thanks for creating it but I don’t trust the Discord for their privacy, I’ll stick to the Patreon! Ok I changed my mind after just 2 minutes. I guess I can’t decide if I want to miss all the memes or my info being shared with CCP!

Moh HS

But I don’t want china recording my every move and thought 😫

Hassterbate n Chill

Well he is an black asian transwoman, so that theory sounds fair

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷

Has the spastic got it working yet ?

Eddie Catflap Racing

I could watch 90 mins of Mohawk trying to play a song on his guitar

Chrissy D says SORRY

USE YOUR fucking PC OR Mac FOR THIS! That worked for me! This guy can’t fucking use google I swear to his NAN’s grave

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

I REALLY need the POTC theme aCouTISTIC asap !

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

Thanks chief

Pual, Pula the … Rester

Hey what happened to the dental assistant?

Daniel Sutter

Only website

Wojciech Jaguś

It still ain't working

ThaHammett

Is the discord working for anyone or is just mine fucked?

dollar hotdog

Web browser worked for me

Cornish Piastri

Convinced that RPM is a paid RADA actor and the scrips are written by a 60 year old woman in Siberia.

Cornish Piastri

WHAT IS CALM

S7eve_D1v

Can you do this on the App or do you have to do it on a web browser - asking for me not a friend

Pual, Pula the … Rester

It runs in your browser. You don't need an app

Punter

The difference being that Discord chat actually works when there are more than 10 people online, compared to the Patreon chat that bugs like there is no tomorrow.

Punter

Ohhhh also that led to me connecting Spotify so I can listen to the nerve on a decent platform!

Lance Strolls Window

Ive got enough apps for fucksake Monetise my sack

Michael Hinder

Thank you! i don’t use the chat rooms a lot anyway. As long as the dickhead keeps his non existent content of the nerve and shite on here, then that’s fine. Happy to be paying for nothing… 🤨

Krazyaitchy

It's just something extra, I checked it out and I don't think it's that good. Just another Patreon like chat

ducky

Before I watch 13 minutes of a meltdown, do paying members actually need discord? or is this something extra? some help for an untechnological person please☺️

Krazyaitchy

Idk what Discord is and at this point I’m afraid to ask, but I’ll try it

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

Also goddamnyou, couldn’t you just set this up during the break?? Now I have to work this weekend to make this shit work

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

Imma gonna need the full version of the Theme of Pirates 🏴‍☠️ of the Caribbean next video! Go back to work! That shit was actually soothing

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

I’m too old for this SHIT!!!!!

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

Your new nickname - ‘sugar eggs’

Toluco

I feel like this was my doing

Ted Rocket Powered Bundy

Stream Farm Sim on Discord its wayyyyy easier

Kieran Cheng

I am glad there is someone other than ME who RAGES when the cant play a song they used to be able to with EASE ☠️ (CCP plot)

Funker Funkenstein

You are lance stroll

Luke 'Young Ray' Cottam

Nerve confirmed for mid September

Ross Sather

Follow the instructions you illiterate bastards

Ross Sather

MY MOTHER RUNS A BETTER DISCORD THA N YOU DO FUCKIN nice person :)

Lvl100Boss

Where is the link? Link in video description is just a how-to you spaz

Professor Alfred Sharpton

I PAY YOU TO MAKE CONTENT YOU LIL SHIT. I WORK AND GIVE YOU MONEY AND YOU STILL SUCK AT GUITAR.

Lvl100Boss

its like watching my mom try to work her laptop my god man just hire someone to handle computer stuff grandpa

DeVine

He needs an admin, an assistant writer, and an animator. If he keeps growing his audience it’s easy to afford and almost every major channel of every genre does it

Professor Alfred Sharpton

REALEASE IT

Lvl100Boss

WHERES YUR FUKIN NERVE YOU SPASTIK

Lvl100Boss

This is how I sell to my clients in business meetings

Ross Sather

Throw down some Clapton

Ross Sather

hitler was king of the seas

Lvl100Boss

Mensa pre-requisite

Ross Sather

Why doesn’t anything work!!!!

Ross Sather

What's your Discord?

shootrmgavin

Looks like Call of Shames music video

Ross Sather

Agreed. Too much shit to keep up with

Professor Alfred Sharpton

i'm not ready to let patreon go

Jenson Button 🐳

Fuck discord

Visan Georgian

That just made my day being in the screenshot 🥳🥳🥳

Brandon

I did not read the last part. I started screaming and now my roommates are looking at me as if I am the next Hitler.

Skilan

Nothing good happens on Discord.

Dum Fuk

Tuned in to watch a manic episode WTF. Can’t take your eyes off a train wreck. I appreciate the entertainment.

Douglas Smith

Why would you look like a nonce? Did i miss something that happened or am i just too stupid right now?😂

ChemoCharlie

Passkey does not equal password.

Leif Byrge-Liebig

Totally normal and expected behavior

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷

13k x £3 a month. You son of a bitch if we don’t get 8 back to back nerves within a month. Find him and take his guitar. And potentially the bathtub

Rav

Ha so did I

Professor Alfred Sharpton

thanks, finally some good chat

aux

Same question here

Hamid

Big rocket I just deleted discord yesterday because I didn’t wanna look like a nonce

lebanon jahems

I absolutely love this bastard 😁 You being all over the place feels safe; my head is like that 24/7 🥴

I Am Calm…

We need to pull a red bull and ban you from guitar/sim racing to keep you on track you fucking lunatic

Toaster Bath

Is there going to be a porn-sharing chat on Discord? Friend is asking

Farukh

what a fever dream of a video, we need the nerve asap

PastorMaldonadoGOAT

I think it's shit the bed!! I was on now it's gone!!

Jam licked per square inch!!!

If having problem on phone try closing all apps then go bac to discord, server should show up

zone braker

If you need some help with the discord, let me know, I’m a bit of a geek with discord.

Mr. Global Cycling Network

Not working hitler

Cally Gottlieb

Can't find a link or anything 🤣

Stephanie-Danielle Wicks

This is ridiculous RPM - what are you trying to do to us?

dick pot-noodle

oh my fucking god

dick pot-noodle

Any relation?

Simon Tomlinson

https://youtu.be/Vms_6_TSQuc?si=YzxEWgOAdSuS0Y3J

Simon Tomlinson

i have a massive feeling that the discord has been deleted XD i think we crashed it

MrNormz

The discord connect thing is kinda gay. Can you just open the discord for everyone?

Tobes

Make a Truman Show on lil rocket's life

Manan Ganeriwala

Anyone else getting this?

Jim Morg

Mine won't show in discord for some reason

Jim Morg

God, this Pirates of the Carribeans song is pure shite. If you want to practice real arpegios on this key, try Jethro Tull - Bourrée.

Juan

The downfall of RocketPoweredMohawk. Discovery in his discord of his Troony chasing and Zoosadist fetish.

Kenny Dixon

The whole RPM experience makes a lot more sense if you look at it through the lense of a tortured artist.

Cody

This is my all time fav video so far 💀🤣🤣. Love you so much rocket

Caleb Farlee

Are we overwhelming discord with our fucking insanity?

Em

Nvm it takes a few minutes; Give it like 10 mins or so after you see the status error

Alex

Cant join : ( Massi probably hacked the server... Or its just cursed by PDR

Mattia Binotto Gaza

Takes about 1-1.5years to build a discord, launches it with a 13min video and fanfare, and the shit doesn't even work. You should work for HMRC

Mg

Yeah can't join lol some status error

Alex

Anyone else getting the unavailable status BS??

Jam licked per square inch!!!

Working now. Good luck everyone lol.

No Limit Honky 🖕🏻

the discord is being a cunt but I cant even be mad when listening to these tunes

Alex

Cuz if he just sends a link, what’s stopping someone from blasting it all over and ppl getting access to his premium content w/o paying for it.

EDP445

mate you linked a channel instead of the server lmao

Eric Schmitz

Where’s the fucking link

Ur

I think he’s trying to make it more complicated than he should bc he wants to keep out the riffraff (non paying members)

EDP445

Can we get a voice channel for the race room?

Cole

bro linked a channel instead of the server smh

ModalStorm1195

You’re retarded for not just making a link

Joe Mama

Our beloved fuhrer has once again graced us with beautiful tunes

Ollie

https://www.patreon.com/settings/apps (Start Here, connect Discord). Still not sure how I'm going to get the invite link, but I guess we'll learn more

Dnev

The absolute nerve I can’t get on

Fin

Lol

Dwan Porter

He’s the only bastard that uploads a tutorial about joining an F1 Discord, while having a guitar in his lap. Peak ADHD. I love it!

Mark Twatter

Patreon is shit

Urmumgay

I swear down its time to burn down the bungalow

Zipa

“I really like the community thing we have on Patreon” sir this is a dumpster fire of Bianca Bustamante soft core images.

Christina M

No wonder he takes so long to upload any time something goes wrong he has to go to the mental hospital

Patz

Was very close to FO patreon

José CG

joined the server only to get auto banned for no reason. good shit.

m1

You dirty little bastard

Adrian Newey

It just keeps saying “unable to get status.” WE ARE THIRD CLASS CITIZENS NOW TO RPM

Gister Mrinch

are you sure you trust us enough to let us post videos in the chat

rocketpoweredslut🐕

The Nerve, I can't get on

MEXICANROCKT

The problem if we join from the instructions it just comes up with no status from creator. We need a join link from the server. Maybe but it in the chat so people can join

Aaron_Dat_Boi

I was in for 10 seconds before the server was yeeted

Nick

if this thing won't work I'm gonna put myself on fire in front of the bungalow swear on me nans

Alex Badarin

UNABLE TO GET STATUS

Alex Badarin

Du absolute Fotze

Tony Stark

The link takes you to a place to link your discord and Patron accounts, which works, but we have invalid status

Gister Mrinch

How do I get into this dick sword thing

Bob Sandvagene

There's a discord button under "Membership" But the retard put in a non working link there...

Nick

If you dont fucking release that link i`ll kill myself!!

Luddepus

Es ist kaput mein Führer!

Rights Out and Away We Go!

Invite link please RPM

ThaHammett

Let me innnn

Zo Skii

I linked the app, but there's no server or invite code, so we can't join unless there's some other step we're missing.

Christopher

Drop the discord link kurwa

SpunKieTHC

Rpm isn't allowed to be happy, he is to serve the people, selflessly, and sufferingly (yes, that is a word)

Barend Lahm

Mate just put up a discord code FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!! I SWEAR DOWN....

Jam licked per square inch!!!

Meine fuehrer, this is one too many battle fronts. Please reconsider

Niced Lattes

Where is zee fuckin LINK

Chris Wright

Sorry I'm too busy window licking

Noel Mc Govern

Why am I not surprised he failed to click a button

Glaceon

We need an invite link lol

Desmo 🐕‍🦺🐾

Why does it look like he’s wearing makeup. Kinda breedable tbh.

Modders

Tell you what you slap head, I'll come back tomorrow shall I?

dick pot-noodle

RPM do something successfully with technology challenge *impossible*

jos verslappen his son

Was expecting reggae not POTC

horndogpoweredblowhawk

May we have a Stroll hate room?

The Vis

Glorious guitar skills my mighty leader (the discord didn't work you fuckhead)

cumandpiss

No way, accual rpm discord dropped ???

Nikita (not the spinning one)

FUCK, where the RPM live CD is comming?

Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll

That guitar playing was actually quite impressive when you weren’t fucking it up.

BL

Only took 18 fucking months. Jesus!

Brenton Sword

RPM is "not connected" (status) - sort it aaaaaart guvnor

dick pot-noodle

IM SO HARD RIGHT NOW

ThatsTheBadger

*☺️☺️* as you settle in to Our Führer playing us smooth licks and then “FUUUUUUUUUCK”

Beaverhausen1769

if he can upload every week

Mzy

God forbid a man be happy you fat bastard

Jagel

Unable to get status glorious leader

Morisall

Same

Morisall

It was close to original mate props for that! Next time give us Flogging Molly „Devils dance floor” More proper for your style of adhd nerv brake down 🙃 Cheers

Cyprian Docik

Instead of fucking about with discord for your own vanity, you could also do your fucking job and make a video on the Hungarian gp, you nonce

Barend Lahm

He can play a guitar but can't login to discord. He really is technologically retarded

maciej malanowicz

RPM playing the Jack Sparrow theme definitely wasn't on my bingo card tonight. Gonna put it on at the club myself tonight! (yes I'm a DJ, aka. not talented enough to play an actual instrument)

Athinira

Or a pinned post, it can't be this hard

JTC Homebody

is it not working for anyone else?

Callum Stewart

"Unable to get status" just post a link in the main chat

JTC Homebody

This is the Sergio Perez of discord links

s52e36m3

love watching you have a mental breakdown every week x

jos verslappen his son

OMG

PHLATearth

Just the laugh I needed as I’m having my own mental breakdown.

Christopher

MVP has guitar Tourette’s.

Maverick

This is gonna be such a mess it’ll be beautiful

Aly

Do you need an admin to help you with the tech side of shit, you appear to be as good with tech and stroll is at racing

it's Jacko

AI should listen for all the background swearing when a user has to do 2 factor authentication. That’s the only proof it’s a real human.

Maverick

You run your fingers up and down and g-string and we're all hot for lil rocket

Zack White

Why haven’t I had a link

Sam Oliver

WHAT

Juliemichilli

“Unable to get status”

Robin Banks

I don't think it will last for a month 😭

William McDonald

About a year ago I said this man would write his manifesto from a lidl bakery isle, we're getting closer by the week.

Many tanks.

Its the wrong link 💀😂

Gister Mrinch

Swear down on your nan's grave

Zack White

Not getting the add to join the discord server

Tom Joshua

Just an absolute cluster fuck and possible beginning of a domestic terrorist organization

Wes K

Glad to see it 😜

Chelsea

Oh dear lord this is going to be a shitshow

Phunkysmurph

I'm not attracted to 13 year olds or members of TeamLH, sorry Great Leader but I'm not eligible for Discord

Hypernaught

Discord?? LETS FUCKING GOOOO

Wade J

Allah come Salam the spastic has risen from allahs lamb farm

Ashhh

Disgusting

horndogpoweredblowhawk

This discord server is going to be a mess

William McDonald

YES HITLER

Shaggy

😍😍

Carbon117

Let's all lick windows together!!!

Wes K

Yes daddy Führer

A

Farm simulator when

Frankie

finally did something useful for once in your life you massive oozing nutbucket

liltimmyfelldownthewell


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