cooking a fatty

I FORGOT U CUNT

ceo.of.niki

He already did you nonce

Treasonous Yankee

post it now or u love lance strolll aka vitch tits aka the windowlicking spastic

ceo.of.niki

HURRY UP, OR THROW URSELF IN JAIL!!!!!

ceo.of.niki

😭😭😭

HastagVerstappenShaggers

Hurry up Jong un

Jah

Its better be 1h long

TomasK

Yessssssss!

John Wilding

Dont forget to send a poster of your suicide attempt PagMan

Zulugwa

As long as we’ve been waiting for a new video to drop, this better be a multi part Ken Burns production. 😂

John Taylor

Thank you! I’ve been looking forward to another video I’m needing another hit of RPM!

Andrew Johnson

fucking send it already Führer!

Andry

Spot on! Get to work now

omegabullet

Bruh i'm about to take off from new york. Need this vid now. So selfish etc

Window_Licking_Good

Hurry up Hitler

Westyyy

posting a picture will not help me control my inner demons. whatever I do now is on you. Don't tease mentally ill people, I may snap.

Fragbait

What the actual fuck are you talking about you fucken spasticated fucknuckle?!?!?

Jam licked per square inch!!!

Hey bitch, go fix dat shitbox Porsche boxer and then come back talk to the sigmas.

HastagVerstappenShaggers

I hope Goatifi flies a hot air balloon against your sheed and makes it fall like Twin Towers, so we can send #TeamLH to the middle east to commit war crimes. #FREEMYNIGGAMAX #PUTLANDOINJAAAAAIL #GETTHEVIDEOREADYCUNTFUCKWINDOWLICKERWASTEOFSPACEWORSTTHANSTROLLBANGINGHISSISTER

HastagVerstappenShaggers

💀🤣🤣🤣

HastagVerstappenShaggers

I...have a bulge.

kslen

Better be a fucking hour long. 👏

William James

give us content you twat

MalibuPineapple

Hurry up mf if you don't post it soon I will kill myself and blame your saggy ass

Richard Hammond

Hurry up, it’s almost summer break

appletree

What is this France where you work 2 weeks a year? Hurry up cunt 🍻

TicoSprinter

hurry up you piece of shit

Leo Costa

yeah well we're already 3 weeks late so this cunt better get his ass in gear

Jos Verstappen’s Bastard

You have the work ethic of a black woman.

blando boris

I demand a refund!

RickitPoweredPooHawk

In a concentration camp? LULE

Zulugwa

Someone hold my cock my lord mayor saviour sir RPM is about to upload

Moose Head

Only this guy can photoshop gnoll with a rat. ULTIMATE LEVELS OF AUTISM CREATIVITY HAS BEEN ACHIEVED.

Zulugwa

How much ice was in that bath so your brain can work in these hot temperatures?

Zulugwa

A masterpiece should better be three hours late then one minute too soon! 💪🏻 😄

I Am Calm…

2024 !!!! Fuck off you nonce

Interceptor351

This year you fucking GEEBO !

Interceptor351

For fuck sake .. a photo ..a photo of a video u r making … Fucking come on Hitler ..get some content out you evil cunt !

Interceptor351

Hurry up you cunt

Marco

We won’t see this cunt until Hungary and he’ll spend most of the vid talking about team LH instead of the racing

Panic.In.Hispanic

Bell end

Simon Hughes

Same lies different timing :D BUT WHAT EVER RPM cunt

Peter Burda

Give me that Ferrari pain

Furashu

This shit is gonna slap so hard when it drops in august.

Evinak

What you actually put effort in ?

stew

Yeah you said in episodes 19 and 20 you would do more pods and videos wtf happened

Octo

About time ya fucking spastic

Capt yNg

Get on with it

kees theeuwes

Hold. Your. Cocks.

Samboy

I just came ....

RocketPoweredMullet

YESSSSSS

Steel2515

My cock is bursting at the seams

Oxy_Cyan

Just a fucking picture here in the states, no video .........fuckwaffle.

Fragbait

Fucking Yessssss!!!... Bring it on baby!... BTW - am glad the possum is dead - I fucking hate possums!

HBomb64

So… fucking… HARD!!!!!

TheProdigalSon

Just show it to us live!!! I am calm

Paul Luther

Top tier top gear reference there

c0mplex

Better be longer than 8 minutes otherwise I will commit an act of terrorism on the bungalow

cMuzzy1

You need your own "jamie" (slave person) for editing.

bambambollocks

Hopefully you mention Perez fuckin redbull in the arse lately.

Red Meat Therapy

Thank you for seeing that how I did, not how the announcers did. Lando had a 5 second penalty, gurantee his tires were wearing, dude had no shot. Should’ve backed off and taken his podium

Ben Middleton

I expect $3.50 worth of content.

Dirk Dreadmore

wtf the title is cooking a fatty, you mean COOKING ME???!

Gorlock 🐳

I was wondering if you had retired!

Nasty Nate

I'm gonna need more squishy balls!

Jennie

This shit better be 20mins long

nutzernamebereitsvergeh

OMG, ITS HAPPENING Everybody stay calm

Gregory Higgins

Because he LOVES IT

David Lawler

At this point I've given up on waiting for a new one. It's more painful than watching Ricciardo trying to get another win (and probably just as likely)

David Lawler

Gathered around the TV on July 4th watching RPM vids with the fam, cheers 🍻

Garrett Clark

Better be at least as long as a sauber pit stop is.

vlog

Any one wants to share coco puffs?

Christian Horner

Good I'll tell the kids they get to live another day

Ryan Ward

FULL SHAFT YEOOOOO

Jennie

I’m at silverstone this weekend and if a video is not out by the big race on Sunday I will jump onto the track and light myself on fire.

ChazMustCallLanceStrollASpastic

About fuckin' shittin' cunting time

Soutpiel78

You create content like old people fuck. Lance Stroll has better pace. I look forward to it.

Steve H

you’re so real for that

I love you Führer

hurry up you spastic inbred cunt. jk, love you and i wanna have your kids

Luís Araújo

🤩 cos I have been on an RPM involuntary cleanse detox diet lately

Pual, Pula the … Rester

Looks like a lot of work! Looking forward to it!

Suzanne van Eck

Finally Stalin doin some productive work. He's a cutie tho.

harry

So fuckin hard right now. Was about to end it!!!!!

FLY-SY FPV

Finally mate. We understand your approach to the quantity of videos you create. I really wish you could upload more often. We don't only like your content. It's important too, believe it or not.

Acosta79

Swear on me Nan's grave if this gets delayed I'm gonna go jos mode

Tom Joshua

You're not as fast a cooker as the OG Führer, but i'll take what I can get

Jenson Button 🐳

he's been gone a long time, this one gunna be gud

Božimir Ivanov

At least you didn't lance stroll her

Gregory Higgins

Where the fuck is my rage against the grand prix, I swear to latifi i will catfish and then cuck your mum

Gregory Higgins

Just to be clear, when you say a fatty, are we talking flavio briatore or are we talking Gorlock with an air line inserted into every orifice after destroying 5 all you can eat Chinese buffets

Vitch tits

Pry my lids open and inject the CONTENT directly into my retinas.

Noodles

I just Jos Verstappend my missus.

Alberto Balsam

I’m so hard right now.

Nathaniel Darnell jr

I was about to complain about that 15-year-old lesbian and the biggest forehead on the Internet can do 2-4 videos in a week. But for now, you are safe.

Gabber420

Ooooooohhhh it speaketh Where nerve you pumpkin

Sentient6

Welcome back. I thought we lost you to NASCAR.

John Taylor

He's aliiiiiiiiiive

Kyle Robbins

YOU BLUE BALKING CUNT I SWEAR ON MY NANS ASHES IF THIS ISNT LIVE BEFORE FP1 TOMORROW IM GONNA NICK THE WHEELS OFF YOUR ROCKET SHIP AND SHIT THROUGH YOUR LETTER BOX YOU SPASTIC

Ashhh

ARRRRGGGHHH !!! It's BWOKEN...

PHLATearth

nuthin seYrious lol

Dale

Cooking ? It’s fucking burnt at this point

Max vershagging

Anticipation Intensifies!

Bryon Black

This gets me about as excited as a woman promising to blow me that night only after we hang out with her friends: you've only made me more impatient and preemptively disappointed if you say you're too tired and need a rain check.

Fistful of Drachma

Thank LATIF1, I was scared the government took you away

Tony Stark

Why are so many commenters always bitching about speeding RPM up!! Let him cook ya shower of impatient fucktards!! I'm here Quality not Quantity!! I swear down......

Jam licked per square inch!!!

Mohawk gimp posting tmw HYPE

Bittersteel

Its about Fucken time

Zipa

Omg I'm so fuckin ready for it!

Amir Vafaei

Hurry up shit boat!

Kart P3rAIDS

I can't wait for the return of f1 Twitter ft. cultlh and the verstappen diehards

Commonly HMRC

I thought you retired from making videos

Jim Stewart

come on hitler i am suffering over here

Philipp Nydegger

Looking forward to an in-depth analysis of Charles ongoing mental breakdown due to Italian incompetence 😂

CassandraTheOracle

How's de gym going? You still on the mad yolks?

Jay O'hansen

Speed da fuck up!

Martins Griva

Melissa McCarthy lando fangurl?

CassandraTheOracle

This got to be a 2h video, you had plenty of time

Kris Indestege

Yes PLEASE!!!! Happy Birthday United States. 🇺🇸

Brent Weir

Hoo Lee Sheet

Not_aNOOB

Edging myself as we speak

868Hex

Any chance you could get this out in the next hour and a half.. I need something to stop me drinking myself into oblivion waiting to see how hard the tories are getting fucked.

Jennie

Let him cook

ModalStorm1195

This one's gonna slap

Shaun Evans

So, im at work, late shift. Got notification from the spastic, hung up on a call with a client from the states, dropped everything I was doing to then realise it's a fucking screenshot?!!?!? IM GOING TO SET MYSELF ON FIRE IN FRONT OF THE BUNGALOW

Xiao

You lazy cunt!

Fattubofshit

You better be cooking MY fatty too daddy…

Bence Gábor

you'd better post it now or i will shove lego bricks that window licker used to play up your ass!

Gorlock 🐳

Fatties are so giving

some racial epithet towards rich brown people

About fucking time

TheBigTasty

Give us the tip first and release the shaft later

A

Heil hitler

Rocketpoweredchud

Hold your cocks, and put away your jerry cans.

Dr. Clünge Von Titslapp

How is RocketPoweredPC going?

Artur Ohanian

Well, how about - and I know this sounds fuckin bananas, I mean Danica Patrick level lizardshit crazy, but hear me out - you upload something ON TIME EVEN IF ONLY ONCE? How does it sound? Is that idea appealing to you? Let us know. Ya pig. I'm just playing, RPM, you know I love you.

The Pual Exorcist

It better be 7'30 hours long

José CG

We Need The Führer back in the Videos

R

Stop cooking and fucking release the shit you fucking bastard

Vanja Hadzic

Something to watch over the summer break

Kevin

There’s RPM getting ready for his bi-annual video post.

JUST POST IT NO TEASING ANYMORE

Johnathan R Sanchez

Lovely Top Gear reference there

Crunchy

Proud of u dad

Jake H

Commence Ferrari pitstop-length wait

Allen Schneider

It better be about 4 hours long you lazy cock bag

RPMineFuhrer

HAPPY 4TH TO US DIRTY COLONY FUCKOFFS SO DO IT.

Pickle4UrThoughts

Obvious cocktease to get another month of Patreon money out of us

Prenut Butter

top gear reference. absolutely goat

CaptainObvs3420

DROP everything we have just received communication from the furer

Adam Bolat

FINAAALLLY

RhMumDrifter

Yea well it’s not good enough is it you terrorist! We used to have 1 of these bab boys weekly

PC Brummie

For fucks sake this fat african-american trans woman wrote something in the fucking rpm chat

Jimmy nutreon

Give us your fatty daddy

Wade J

Hell yeah, something I can watch before shit goes down, British style

Mazzeo

DEW IT

Georgi Vladimirov

I dont know what I am more excited for. The race or this? I am so confused !!!

Sailor Pheonix

Release before I set myself on fire on your front yard ya bastard

Overheated Turbo

WHERE IS THE FUCKING NERVE

Lawrence Stroll

Remember the days of weekly 20 min rage against the grand prixs

Jos Verstappen’s Bastard

Do it, but faster

Philipp Harzmann

No no. Take more time.

realfuckinghozier

ABOUT DAM TIME

Lawrence Stroll

finally i can take this shotgun out me mouth

SentientSpaghetti

Just nutted

Hannah simp

Brasileiros do patreon, uní-vos

danieltlopes

You slippery bastard

Mitzu

I’ve instantly nutted 🥜

RPMS MINGE

About fokin time

RaraDeAra

Wait since when is 7 mins a fatty

Jos Verstappen’s Bastard

Chips n cheese

Heinrich himmler

JUST DO IT our führer

Sir Lancelot “Inbred” Strulovitch

FUCKIN ‘ELL!

R R

If you release this when im on the plane i WILL file a class action

Guido

FINALLY, GOOD BOI

Juliemichilli

Letsss goooo

Axsel Botha

LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU CUNTS!!!!

TicoSprinter

Just give me some focking content m8, stop with the fuckery and RELEASE IT

danieltlopes

HITLER

Bobby Hummer

Lfg

Robert Requeny

Give us the fucking tip then come on

Cameron Jimenea

What a cock-tease!

Sambergler

hurry up

Kyra Caledonia

Our Lord and Saviour has returned 🔥

Anne

Gimme that fatty daddy

Jos Verstappen’s Bastard

Hurry the fuck up

Oliver Hewitt

Hurry up Osama bin Hitler

Osama Bin Ladder

ABOUT TIME

Ash Teasel

Let him cook

Olavo Alves

Lies

Gerbil_Horde

Pass us that fatty

Morisall

Nah you lying bitch ain't cooking nothing but a cold fart :D

Laurenz Ehlers

Bang my wheels rocket daddy

CMike

took you long enough

Willem van Asten

RELEASE IT YOU COCK

bolivians4breakfast

So like in 2 weeks or so

No Limit Honky

Ai meu deus

Superferrariman

We need a loooong one, Hitler, longer than the Sky's crying about the NOR-VER crash

Honorary Slav

This is code for, everyone calm the fuck down. And do not storm/ hunt him down. However please burn yourself alive in Sheffield town square, thank you.

Keith