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Retardmaxxing

yes I know its been 5 days since the tip but the FULL SHAFT is here

I was gonna do a bit about pando porris winning Miami but then I got lost down the stroll rabbit hole

my goal with this piece is to expose the corruption of the stroll demons

I am a great swimmer and im not suicidal so dont believe whatever the mainstream says

Retardmaxxing

Comments

get the car back you pleb

sre ganesh

That gigabig speaker you were laying next, Id love to hear how loud guitar solo it can produce. gachiHYPER

Zulugwa

only thing we can do

Cooper

also he is probably locked up Stroll's prison

Regime Intensifies

I now assume that cocaine has been introduced into the creative process. I am both concerned and excited.

Evinak

Also we have a long way to go in this dark tunnel. Just raise the comment numbers like a MF.

Angel Ricado

Exactly

Angel Ricado

Yes and a lot of people are failing miserable. Bunch of cry baby’s. We all know that he’s a nut job and expect him to do normal things like keep his word.

Angel Ricado

Is he testing us

Splashy

It's not even like with this patreon we are supporting your youtube, you are not uploading shit there either

Lorenz

my take is he finally had enough money tu subscribe F1 Business and mf wont be back till summer break reading InvEstigayTIve DzournaLISm

so_sad

Psalm 23:1–4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Oldjewish

Job 10:22 to a land of utter darkness, of deep shadow and disorder, where even the light is like darkness

Oldjewish

Let the bidding start!

Angel Ricado

i want the tub

Cooper

Dang, wonder who keeps lil’ kimmy. What if there’s an auction of his art collection??? What would you get?

Angel Ricado

Yes, obituary in the Sheffield Tribune May 19th. RIP Lil' Rocket.

Dum Fuk

He's gone awol. Join the Facebook group. https://www.facebook.com/share/XtrS6kuGcb2Ckn44/

Meat Fly

Im gonna remove my sub. Its not a lot, but I'd rather put it towards consistent content. I liked it when every week there was The Nerve and i could play it doing my weekly chores. Now Im gonna find someone else. Ill sub again end of this year to listen to the remaining two episodes that will come out this year at once lol. Twas fun!

ColorfulNight

When the fkn races have actually been popping this mf is nowhere.

Angel Ricado

He does this shit. He’s worse than a cockroach, he will be fine.

Angel Ricado

You know how many all of us that still pay. That’s how many. I don’t have an actual number but it’s not 1.

Angel Ricado

Is he dead?

Angel Ricado

Rpm makes more than most doctors. Just got the notification that I paid for my monthly strollonoscopy but nothing to see. Out for now, might grab a month at end of season and binge the 3 nerves that get released till then.

Prefect Racing

this is normal, you get it weekly for 2 weeks then 2 months mia

UrNansLeftNut

I signed up for RPM's content at the start of the month hoping that there was more content in here than he was posting on Youtube. Is this the standard frequency of posts? I mean a shitload has happened over the last few races and we haven't seen anything from the great man. Anyone know what is going on?

Josh McDougall

I'll go jerk into a sock and mail it to the bungallow. That way POS will remember us.

C H I N A

Fuck him. I'm gonna pop the tyres on his Corsa.

C H I N A

I genuinely hope he's okay.

Aaron Amick

long time subs don’t unsub youve ben thru this and u know there’s a ton of light at the end of the tunnel

Cooper

Is he ded?

Jimmy Roulet

So, the rumor is RPM bought Jeffrey Epstein Island and we will never hear from him again. He's getting massages while the Patreon money just keeps rolling in.

Spalding Jones

You all forgot that deep down we love this shit. He gives us a chance to bitch and complain like he does. Hope’s his bitch ass hurts the fuk though.

Angel Ricado

SO good!! Thank you!!

Andrew Bogle

Yeah m8, this isn't our first rodeo. RPM is of adult age AND HE SHOULD START ACTING LIKE IT!

Evinak

Yeah but how many people have subbed $3.50 per month to get zero content for a whole month, for a second time.

TeamLH Cult Leader

Jesus christ, this is the first time I really paid any attention to the chat, you all are a bunch of psychopaths. its $3.50, The Loch Ness Monster ain't at your door banging it down. If you act like this online I can't imagine in real life. Ya'll need to chill and go jerk off into a sock or something.

Yosef Cardoso

Wake up u bint!

Dum Fuk

For me as well. Cannot access the chats anymore. Not on laptop, and not on the iPhone app. Something is rather sus tbh

Bastard of christ

unsubbed

Piterusz

you and your tortured artist bullshit reasoning can go blow a goat, I paid my money and I expect to have my balls tickled.

Fragbait

Dont worry he is back in hus underground dungeon and making something.

Zulugwa

Just to add on https://youtu.be/_uUBBiDriB0?si=f7JvM8Y1-vtbSZuV

Jay DeLancey

PIG

Brayden Daniel

Correction - seems he posted in channel chat - can't seem to get the app to load the damn chat for some reason - but something is there

Gavin Conran

This is the last we heard from him

Gavin Conran

I’m new to RPM’s content and love it. He’s really gonna end up shooting himself in the foot not posting consistently tho

Parker

yeah, same

Skroeftie

Was this the last post? Or is my patreon just fucky, I can't get into the chats anymore, either. Just won't load

Skroeftie

I had a billing issue a while ago, I re subbed and since then the chats are not in the community section anymore

Heaven Iwnl

he commented in the chat yesterday

Cooper

ColorfulNight

Where are you you infertile jew loving ass lint.

Ze Nightman

Just paid over 2 quid to check if this cant is active in here

MalibuPineapple

RP has the same credibility as an politician......."Im gonna do a weekly podcast" LIES! FOOKING BALD FACE LIES! I have the beaten wife syndrome at this point as I foolishly keep believing. "Rocket is a good man, he's not going to hurt me anymore, I'm sure he'll be better now! " All the while he buttfucks me each day as I check for a new post. One more week of abuse and I will forever refer to him as Rocket Stroll ..........and keep paying in money and anguish waiting on the cunt. I may need to look into getting a life. :)

Fragbait

Fp1Will compared you to Jacques Villeneuve. War? Question.

Zacahorse

monthly podcast?

involentnumber

the cuck commented in chat i swear down on me nans clam UPLOADD

Cooper

But being shit at it is highly important information 😂

Vitchtits

He could have been sued by the Stolls and be in actual danger

Ryan S

oi give us content

Jackary

RIP Mohawk, they found his body on a Greek island today, was on the news :'( Another one of the greats has passed.

Why aren't you a cam girl

oi dickhead?

Luís Araújo

*paid

Jennga, a Shagger

Already did

Jennga, a Shagger

Thats a good thing, more voices are harder to silence in ourjourney for the new Civilization of freedom.

Zulugwa

Have we evolved up the alphabet to being a Nohawk, no work.? Because you're posting as often as the Money Vadger is actually proving their worth on the grid. You have kids like MaxPolo doing your work, stealing your lines on Youtube whilst you lay in your tub rubbing your swollen knob.

Der1cho

A update once in a while will be appreciated. Especially after the last video he made..

Mike D

Giving us the silent treatment, again???!!!

Mike D

The cum back will be stronger than ever

Biggles

where is the content i pay for

We Are Checking

What are you doing you chicken head looking fucker. There are people in F1 who needs to be verbally abused.Let's let's get with the program.

Fragbait

I just got charged today and I'm like 🤔

Jef Pauly

daily update: thinking of cancellation

Cooper

HAHAHAHAHA actually funny

DeVine

Thay are there, on phone it is bottom left next to home button, if you are on Our Leader's home page

Robin Olsson

You better be brewing something man, otherwise i'm gonna set myself on fire inside the bungalow

Kilokolkonka

Has the chat function been pulled down? I can’t find the chats anywhere.

A

Give us the next video Hitler

Christian Den Butter

Where’s the video you mohawk bearing cunt

the monkey in lance strolls brain

Line the dicks up and prepare to probe the letterbox. Is our shawn and shaven hero ok? Did the fair maiden of the dental reception lay claim to our one true saviour?

JT

Lange stroll has impregnated his sister and our king is silent

Molten Kiwi

Is he waiting for something beyond even his own comprehension to occur at the window lickers home race

Splashy

Spastic

Kristian Radić

Can you hurry up and post something you lazy swine

Elle H

Oi did you die hitler?

DeliciaFelps69

ok so I'm actually freaking out the stroll secret inbred army has taken over the coumpound and our lord and saviour is currently under heavy windowlicking assault We need to apply the emergency Blan : threaten matia sbinoto to get the coumpound location and send pizzas to help

Heaven Iwnl

20 disgusting days FFS! Raped by Stroll and left for dead? 🤔

Wulf

daily checkup: the title of this episode seems to have infected our leader

Cooper

Maybe he gat sued...

Jean Dubois

How to take a month off cOnTeNt CrEAtOr edition, pre-record literally anything, one anything per week off and poost while relaxing someone sunny. Crisis averted!

Dum Fuk

He already ripped off his subscribers, the next move will be launching the Window Licker meme coin on Sol

Funky Jazz

Please, for Christ, just hit record once a week for 20 -30 minutes, sit in the tub, and yell about F1. It doesn’t need to be edited. It doesn’t need to be groundbreaking. You’re best when you’re off the cuff. The big brain pieces are for the off season.

Jason McGlynn

Hope you're ok, Piss Daddy.

April Hughes

Thought I was just dirt poor and the patreon subscription didn't go through, just turns out RPM is once again not uploading

Nathan16

swear down on me nans grave stop sniffin dayumicas ass and give us something

so_sad

Wow, so I waited for the Retardmaxxing video, watched it, went about my business, didn’t pay for my subscription, remembered, resubscribed, to see no new content…

George leon

Just hit the record button and talk about what made you mad at groceries.. this desprete...

Marek B

In terms of the Nerve it is just talking shite so this is not art this is the discussion. On the other hand video is the most artistic thing.

Peter Burda

I'm not mad, I'm disappointed.

Evinak

3.50 , for wut ?

'EssentialWorker'

we have learned nothing from the november-december 2023 incident

Cooper

Do your job cunt.

Fragbait

let's just say that taste is something you can argue about, but not online

David

Quality is through the roof you licking windows or what?

Brad Powers

daily checkup: the rocket continues to be deceased

Cooper

where the fuck did rocket go?

Curtis Liddell

"weekly podcast"

involentnumber

long time sub here who is livid

Cooper

pejnus

Frank Crooijmans

Nerve or Gay!

Matty25

you never rush an artist when they are working, as a long time sub I don't mind the wait because when things do come they are amazing

Yosef Cardoso

An you imagine ridding RPMs dick will help? You're doing flips and tricks on that thing bud.

Dum Fuk

Give the man space and he will thrive. Putting pressure doesn't do anything.

TC

im buying you stupid twat, im buying the nerve, thats why i subscribed

banan9102

What's with all the complaints? He's not making cakes, he needs to feel it to make a video. You are supporting an artist's creative process, you're not buying x amount of videos each week/month. Leave him alone

TC

stages of RPM fans 1. the fuhrer uploads a banger 2. we praise the banger 3. we get upset about the upload schedule we’re paying for 4. death threats against daddy 5. sub cancellation threats 6. concern 7. search party of sheffield

Cooper

So much for New Year’s resolution.

Limp Mohawk

that and the fact that quality has been lacking somewhat imho

David

Oh no he's dead again #CIA

Curakfu

Excep the video is freely on youtube. OMEGALUL

Zulugwa

has anyone put their dick through the letterbox? i swear to christ i’m on my way to sheffield right now

Luís Araújo

We do own him, and he owes us.

iwannasuckRPMoff

Ahhh shiet here we go again! Let’s burn down the bungalow 🔥

Pirelli Wets

Please delete this (if it's even real). It's not fair to RPM (or whoever lives there). He only charges €3/month, that's even cheaper than a sandwich where I live. We don't own him, the guy is allowed to have a life.

Nathalie

3 dollars and fifty cents doesn't grow on trees dickhead. give us the product

hilarie

Sir, have you no shame?

Evinak

Why?

Jennga, a Shagger

16 days bereft of content. Sure, we know Monaco is boring but there’s been other news. Let’s get cracking.

Jennga, a Shagger

that doesn’t apply when there is no quantity

Cooper

Quality>quantity

Robert Drummer

It was the damn voicemail he left! He is tied up in the Aston Martin factory basement.

Your mom got a fat haas

420 Auckland Rise, Halfway, Sheffield S20 4TQ Let the games begin

iwannasuckRPMoff

It’s been 24 hours!!!!!

Deezy

or he wants us to join other F1 creators instead who actually have a reliable output. also, i miss the 2022-2023 kind of videos back when screaming at the mic wasn't the entirety of the style. anyway, i'll see you around

David

they must’ve discovered the patch of disturbed earth behind the bungalow

Cooper

Daddy Stroll sent a hit team to Sheffield just like in Scarface. RIP

Crimelord3030

I think HE IS ARRESTED BY CIA so #FREERPM

Peter Burda

i believe the devil himself is currently sticking his d through rpms letterbox

so_sad

If we don't get new The Nerce, I swear i gonna call F1 directors to hire Paul di Resta again

Gabber420

I think blud finally saw the dentist again and left the reality.

Ossama Bin Russels Turkish Cousin

Where the fuck is my content 😡

Jackary

(adjusts glasses) I believe it's pronounced "Herro"

axman1000

RIP RPM and shout out to his family.

spektor

Unser Anführer hat uns verlassen. Woe to the vanquished. :(

Oldjewish

Stop stealing my money Hitler - give us some fucken content!

cartman

Hey Inbred stop acting like a Stroll and give us a fucking video.

jeff

ICH LIEBE DICH MEIN FUHRER !!!

Zulugwa

weekly podcast!

c cc

Where. Are. You?

axman1000

weekly podcast

raf

I know ur adress n I will doxx u u have 24hrs to drop content

iwannasuckRPMoff

ITS BEEN 2 WEEKS FUCKTARD FUCKIN DO SOMETHINGGGGGG

iwannasuckRPMoff

You are the Aston Martin of content, great for the first 8 races then shit for the rest.

Drgilham

OI LISTEN YOU COMMONWEALTH PIG COUGH UP THE CONTENT YEAH THIS SHIT COSTS ME MY LIFE SAVINGS (3 quid)

Rateb Ballouk

WHERE THE FUCKS THE CONTENT? I WILL MURDER YOUR FIRST BORN!

Mariah Carey

“Hello! I’m dumfuk!” -RPM discussing his upload schedule

Cooper

at this point it's clear RPM is the victim of a terrorist attack

Brad Powers

oi cunt podcast when

Josh Roberts

Oiiiii you cuck! Where’s the content????

Twat McGingertown

tru

Antón Sanz

Bravo lads we went another month spending 3 quid for one vid and one pod😔😔

Deezy

I will find you and I will lick your windows...

L. Strulovitch

monthly podcast confirmed.

Evinak

Bravo ragazzo!!!

Edging 4 Newey

where is RocketUnderpoweredMocuck????

Cooper

Monaco Video??????

Jim Morg

Monaco put you in a week-plus coma?

Niced Lattes

You good Boss?

Dum Fuk

Are you dead again???

Viktor tehShikari

Why is Ocon the biggest rat of F1 history? Does he even have a working brain? No wonder Stroll is he best and the only buddy

Gabber420

Perez out Yuki in.

Gabber420

Can we please have an attack on Ocon

MGM

He better not be sat outside the dentist office watching that nurse again! Upload content you cuck!

Drgilham

Oi you stupid window licking cunt upload a fucking nerve or I’ll get vitchtits to fuck ya dirty mum like Goatifi into the barriers

Oliver Corfield

WHERE IS THE NERVE???????

mia

Honestly WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH YOU RPM??? GRAB the fucking microphone a start shooting sentences from your phat mouth and create the FUCKIN EPISODE OF PODCAST OR I WILL BURN DOWN FUCKING SHEFIFELD

Peter Burda

how's the weekly podcast going?

Spalding Jones

i want to be kind and say this guy has a life outside of patreon but I do not give a fuck, you better get back in that nasty tub or car or whatever it is, grab the microphone and start talking

alara

Guys I'm afraid the Struleviches have finally gotten to him. They've traced back his phone from when he called the AM office and now he's somewhere in a forest with a bag on his head.

Alex Badarin

is this worth the money

Cooper

I was broke for the last two weeks and couldn't even pay my membership, which made me sad especially during two race weekends in a row, I thought 'Dude you're missing out on so muche content from RPM' Today I got some coins to get back to lil Mohawk, aaaaaaand... I didn't miss anything. Crikey

Regime Intensifies

Ello, Elllllllooooo…..?!?!?

BonahJaker

new content whennnnnn??????

involentnumber

MILLION VIEWS ON YOUTUBE

coldrolledspaz

I'm a new patron. Thank you for offering a new dimension to this sport. I've been a fan of F1 since 1995, and you are a breath of fresh air! Rock on!

Victoria

This is a wild comment on Reddit comparing Stroll to Senna on some weekends. Lol. https://www.reddit.com/r/INDYCAR/s/2TH7fYCI1a

No Window Lickers

Has Lance Stroll found out where you lived and you have been bummed into a coma ?

Eddie Catflap Racing

How am I supposed to eat lunch without some cuck in a tub yelling about the window licker.?!? Tell me!?!? HOW!?!?

Your mom got a fat haas

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Heaven Iwnl

it’s been a whole 24 hours since my last lil checkin. GET IN THE FUCKING TUB U NOB

Cooper

the NEEEERVE!!!! i cant even.....

Evinak

If I don't get another episode today I will burn myself in front of your shed. NOTHING. SERIOUS.

Brad Powers

THE RPM ARMY IS GONNA SYNDICATE THIS IS A THREAT (also where are the chats ?)

Heaven Iwnl

Cumceptualy, thats neccesereraly not wrong thing, cumpetition is vital.

Zulugwa

GIVE ME THE CUM DADY FUHRER

Zulugwa

Oi bruv, where are my promised "weekly episodes of my podcast"? Are you licking windows or what?

Patrik Fonos

I dont believe the inbred's windowlicking fanbase is real. Has to be AI funded by pappa.

Sven Visser

NERVEEEEEEEEE

Cooper

2 minutes before the race. sodaWICKED

Zulugwa

New content when?

Jackary

Masterpiece

Paul Gabriel Manfredi

We need RPM to see this!!!

Vitchtits

Oh dear God he's American

Smitty Werben JagerManJensen #1

I'll come back to you

Smitty Werben JagerManJensen #1

Oh boy, that's truly horrible

Jonathan McBizzle

Quote of the day from our fearless leader “Your mum can get pole in Turkey”

Your mom got a fat haas

social darwinism is when the societiey forces you to pay attention to inbreds...

dutcharest

Weekly, Monthly, at this point what difference does it really make?

Dum Fuk

Oy cunt, I'm running a half marathon on Saturday. Release a new podcast episode so I can have something to listen to. Hurry up

Onyo

'Member The Nerve? Pepperidge farm 'members...

Evinak

absolutely charred, fh 🤭

l'éclair hotline

BRO. BRO. BROOOO!! You’ve got a fucking wannabe clone on YouTube!!! It’s so FUCKING BAD!! PLEASE TELL ME YOU’VE SEEN THIS?! Look up ‘average F1 consumer’ he’s so desperately trying to be you but it’s SO BAD. Not even in a funny way!

Vitchtits

this is why I pay for patreon

Gatis Pakalnins

😂😂

Nabz77

I love the double boom outro

Dan Brown

I genuinely believe Lance is oblivious to how all the looks to the rest of the world. His entire life has consisted of yes men doing everything Daddy says, he probably believes he won F3 genuinely. Lance can’t help but being Lance, the cards are stacked against him. I hate him anyways though.

Scott Meredith

Absolute gold standard investigative journalism

Rixy

Every time I see something related to this prick, my blood actually boils. But seeing him during his F3 days... No exploding head emoji is enough to describe my level of rage!!

Frederick Faulkner

cooooome on over a mONTH for a video.. pooooOr

Iza Tamborska

I have been educated this video. I genuinely didn’t know all that stuff about his F3 campaign. Makes me hate him more

Aaron_Dat_Boi

Ok but I have those same speakers in my Fender Deluxe 90 and they absolutely rip. Heavy as fuck though.

Vin

Masterpiece

CatalanJM

The best car show… “In The World”.

Kenny Dixon

Did you Google “Stroll Scandal” for the bibliography of this episode?

Superferrariman

Once again, the most valuable piece of F1 journalist of the season comes from RPM.

Nico

WARNING!! You will soon see shadows lurking around your bungalow in the night. You have put yourself in the cross hairs of Daddy Stroll. He will have his personal team of assassins heading your way. Take caution and start wearing your nine on your hip. Do not accept free beers from anyone and have someone test your food for poisions. Oh my God! What will we do without the Rocket Man ?? Fear not, because you have the force with you. We will all be there to protect and serve. (If we can pull ourselves away from this little screen long enough) 💣🔫🔫💪🗡️🤴🇬🇧

Old Fart Knocker

Thanks this did wonders for the panic attack I was having.

Skroeftie

I am happy and concerned that you are able to capitalize on your mental breakdowns. Thank you.

Shaun Nel

Plan Blow up = Plan A

Zulugwa

Has Ferrari ever ACTUALLY had a "Plan A"??

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

Once…

Nick T.

BuYinG tHeIr wAY iN tOO!

Nick T.

Hitler keeps topping himself.

Nick T.

Weak, I thought you said you were going to finish it watching RPM. Then lick it off your window.

Nick T.

There’s no way that car didn’t kill some of those bus passengers

InvestiGAYtiv JERnerlist

This is not just the FULL SHAFT, this is the full shaft, both bollocks and even the taint all in one. Honestly a masterpiece.

Some Numpty

mellow yellow pee

457jinzo

"ByInG tHeIr wAy iNtO jUnIoUR sErIes"; THEN WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET IN F1 YOU WINDOWLICKER BASTARD!

Georgi Vladimirov

'I live in reality' *struggles to climb out of bath* was a great touch

cribbe

Oooh someone I know & love is about to get the radioactive umbrella to the ankle…And how he managed to do it without a *direct* reference to 9/11 definitely means it was an inside job. What was an inside job? Yes. And also your mum.

SCE2AUX

This was pure art.

K Fez

The truth is always better than any made up story could be…well done, as usual

Dylan Elderkin

Well, it's on YouTube now. So only a matter of time until the Strolls & Sargeants partner up to arrange a convenient drug overdose for our dear leader.

Max Mosley

Gonna watch this on here and on YouTube for the algorithm boost and because these episodes have infinite replay value

FarmYard Gaming

-How many times you've watched this? -Yes

Honorary Slav

cooked once again 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Amy

“A monkey banging at a keyboard will eventually type out some Shakespeare.” This succinctly describes any Window Licker©️ achievement. Except he’s a monkey banging on a steering wheel.

Papa Bogey

Hey Führer! You cut the 9/11 out of Exhibit-J wtf! I want my 3 GBP für May back or I'll burn down the Bungalow and set us both on fire.

PeRfEcTly ReAsOnAbLe

I have a feeling Daddy Stroll will literally BUY patreon and have this video removed 😶‍🌫️

ColorfulNight

RPM is going to have to go into hiding after this video, the Vitch tits criminal empire is going to send hitmen after him.

Zipa

Great video again....thank you for taking on the Vitch Titz crime family. Someone has to, and your Stroll rants are epic and 100% of truth!!! Didn't Lancey Pants or his Duddy Vitch Tits say some really racist things to one or more of his teammates? Celestion V-30's, right?

April Hughes

So Russel’s hermaphrodites >>>> stroll bandwagon?

Spas Stick

“one of the most corrupt families in formula 1” is a cutting indictment given you have the likes of the Sargent family who have been actually been indicted by the Pentagon for war profiteering lol

huggingtonbear

160 cals burned whilst watching this at the gym! Keep it up and I’ll not be a fat fuck for life!

Krazyaitchy

i just hope he'll get in a nasty accident that'll completely fuck up his already compromised wrist just like Kubica and he'll be forced to retire from f1. i dont want him to die, i just want him out of f1

banan9102

Global f1 community will use this piece of high art to dismantle the Lance stroll bandwagon, the Strolls and their corruptions for generations to come.

PRC

I know I got fired but I GAVE THE WORLD THE BEST CAR SHOWE EVER !!

Jeremy Clarkson

I reckon this will get a million views, there's been so much expose on stroll lately

Alex Howling

Lance stroll is an actual spastic

the monkey in lance strolls brain

Buddy your levels of investigative journalism are in the goddamn stratosphere. This one touched the puss. Cheers.

Baphometric

He will in a separate vid

AlfaNick

Oh man… this piece was gooood! Some great investigative journalism. I believe that eventually your videos will take down the window licker down. Keep doing what you do!

7TimeWorldChampionofmyArse

Daddy is just buttering him up for when he retires so he can have his way with his little Canadian man pussy

Gj Cloete

It is, stroll has to be a gay, loves ramming it up peoples arses - his poor sister

Gj Cloete

Or are you dirt roading his sister?

Gj Cloete

What a way to start a sunday morning You better have a pod cast out tomorrow about todays race Keep doing what you doing - my fav window licker

Gj Cloete

Stroll the cheater in f3 2016!!! Ban him !

Matt

RPM already has two strikes on YouTube, do you really want him to risk the entire organisation just to add a 0.1 second 9/11 exhibit J to the YouTube version? Don't poke the bear.

Airflow To The Turbo

His attitude in the post race interviews makes me want to slap him.

Airflow To The Turbo

*Dangerous levels of Shaft have been achieved* 😂

Jordan Franklin

And show all the amazing overtakes he made during the race? 🙄

Tim Smith

🥲 a true cinematic masterpiece! Unrivaled in its eloquence. But seriously a dissertation of why Lance DF Stroll should be removed from the FIA. Not just F1. He needs to not because allowed a drivers license.

Phunkysmurph

Fantastic! Now make one about LANDO WINNING

R R

The fact that he hasn't been banned from F1 and demoted to F2, and that nothing came of the illegal parts in F3 just show the insane amount of corruption at every level of the Fs. He's literally ruining the sport and doesn't give a fuck 😡😡😡

NoticeMeRPMSenpai

He's after his girlfriend, gotta look into the lore

Firearm Enjoyer

As a lowly Aussie commonwealth peasant my life finally has meaning for a little while longer

Splashy

aMAZinG video, after rear ending Riccardo, society will take this with open arms

👑+🐐×❤️‍🔥²= Goatifi

Why no mention of his sister?? Seems you are silenced by Stroll money, you hypocrite

basil.fawlty

Oh Jesus - I smell the law suit coming lmao

Christopher

Some good journaljizzum in this one

Big Doink

how do I frame a video?

Meaghan

10:05 David Addison is the shit

Fistful of Drachma

Don’t break your table again😂

Rb20 rear brake

Rocket…Would you fuck Lance’s sister? Honest question

Christopher Darr

OSCAR MASTERPIECE……..standing ovation.

Christopher Darr

One day the F1 stewards will get this patreon sub just so they can get court evidence for why Dum Fuk should be banned from F1 for life! (Adam_Silver_For_Life.meme)

Evinak

Wait a minute, where’s Latifi flying the plane-shaped hot air ballon into the world trade centre??

Bitter_Solution

acTUaL inVestiGaytive jurnANALism. This is actually some of the most revealing, in-depth, hard-hitting shit-no-one-else-would-dare do content in F1 - ever. Bravo, Good Sir.

Maverick

masterpiece. stroll and ocon turn 1 tomorrow.

Michael Massi

My dude, Stroll also made a late move on Daddy Alonso in the 2022 US GP. The year before they become teammates, Stroll made Alonso go flying https://youtu.be/y_GgM-3zOnk?si=DWqm-treQCGYW5aI

Dingus McKraken

I knew about those F3 crashes because I watch a YouTube compilation of dangerous Junior Formula crashes and like half of them involved the window licker either hitting someone or being so oblivious to the cars around him that he caused someone else to crash trying to avoid him.

Ez

Lance is so shit, he made me like PR George Russell for a minute

Adwnpinoy

WATAFAK ZULUL I could never imagine the possibility of such horrible hypocrisy in F3

Zulugwa

We're not worthy, we're not worthy!

Dum Fuk

GET VITCH TITS INBRED FAMILY GONE

The Pumpernickel Smuggler

I hate Lance Stroll more than any human being alive fockin ell

The Pumpernickel Smuggler

What happend to exhibit J???? Why is it youtube friendly??? THIS IS NOT THE COMMONWEALTH YOU PIG! GIVE US THE FULL SHAFT OR GIVE US NOTHING! THIS WILL NOT GO WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE! I DEMAND EXHIBIT J TO BE REVERTED TO EXHIBIT J FROM the 'Just the tip' VIDEO!

deletefrance

NICE JURNALIZM OF MY FAMILY, Hello little kimmy and nice tour of the bunker

Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll

It is a disgusting nightmare

Christy

amen

anna

Holy shit, this was worth waiting for the GIRTH of the full shaft. Much appreciated, RPM.

NotNot Gene

Was starting to think u ghosted us on the full shaft....

Toaster

I LOVE SWIMMING !!! I LOVE YOU MEIN FUHERER!

Zulugwa

I saw your mum getting pole in Turkey

ttmanuk

No worries RPM, as long as the shaft delivers, you can tease us with that tip as long as you like 😘

Muff Spelunker

Masterpiece

Let me explain

this is starting to get personnel....

Evinak

bro went kendrick mode at the end lmao

Reaver

🔥🔥🔥

B0LL0CKS

The tip just hit the Placenta...

PHLATearth

Where's the video?

PHLATearth

Thank you mein fuhrer

Ben

I have laughed as much during this video as Lance has windowlicked throughout his f1 "career"

Wolf J.

Both Russel and Norris have 40 less starts than the window licker, yet both have more wins and podiums than vitch tits

Tom Joshua

Every time RPM goes in on the Strolls I just beg the old gods and the new that both struloviches watch every one of these.

Eponymous1

Ngl disappointed you didn't talk about Lando winning the Miami gp

Steven Payne

This video is pure genius

PG

Please do deep dive into Nando Noggs rich Dad please sir please

Pual, Pula the … Rester

Omg I hate this vitch guy so much!!!

Pual, Pula the … Rester

i was initially worried this was gonna be just an update to the "inbred ruins Aston Martin" video but holy shit this exceeded my expectations, you unironically did Sports Journalism

George Alexander

Speechless

Vitch Tits

INTERGALATIC LEVELS OF WINDOW LICKING HAVE NOW BEEN ACHIEVED! 🤣

CraigyBoy

Good thing the Strolls are fucking inept or I could see rocket getting the 'Boeing whislteblower expierience'

Many tanks.

cut that bus crash scene out for youtube

CinnamonBeach

Dum fuk.

Steven Bustamante

Holy fuck he delivered before the race. I STAND CORRECTED

Seymour Bhutts

All jokes aside. I actually really love these well researched deep dives into specific parts of racing. I really didn’t know any of the f3 stuff with stroll so I felt educated…and we got a “swear down on me nans grave” so ya know…

Eleanor Blythe

My girl fucking left me with a half shaft to watch when full shaft dropped. Thanks for everything, I guess. WILDLY different vibe when your blue balling it. Did RPM just proxy edge me?

BroFoulity

This made me want to lick 6 inches of rock hard window

Prefect Racing

Facts

StopSainz

What the actual Fuck

DamagedTalent

I said to a friend that you're actually the only guy providing sourced and unbiased F1 journalism, I stand by it. Came for the 9/11 memes, stayed for the content.

Heaven Iwnl

I can't like this HARD enough

Chris

I'm still watch the SHAFT. It's just mesmerizing

Malawag

thank u for the full shaft, daddy

Onyo

Shaft is 8cm long, is it in already ?

CH

My peepee burns

Ben

That F3 crash in Italy is what gave him the brain damage to shag it into the barriers every other race

Awesome Sawse

Im almost certain that day Lance was visibly annoyed in front of the camera was because RPM. Maybe he cought the boys atthe garage laughing their ass off while watching RPM

Bamboule

This is real journalisms.

Andreas Christensen

If hypocrisy was a crime. Half the world would be in JAILLL

Acosta79

Danke Mohawk

Sebischamp 01

Where is the real exhibit, and you know which one I mean, that you removed? NO BALLZ!!!

Pumpernickel Smuggler

This hits home hard, I am even more enraged at the window licking asshole. Can't wait for this to come on YT so I can tag the link on Twitter for spastic. Fuck his daddy and fuck this asshole

Erik von Manstein

Sad exhibit J got dropped from just the tip to full shaft

George Greenwood

You’ve delivered

Cucked member

Damn boy

bukkstappen

Pure gold…

Vaughan Chapman

U shafted hard big boy

Matty25

Amazing vid. Just perfect.

Brent Weir

Bringing the heat

Wrathof Oprah

What a great time to be high

norah

I am so fucking drunk right now and its great

ChiNA

We all live in the stollaverce, accept your fate now before daddy stroll finds a way to legally buy you!

Goldiee1

Mohawk gets it to the point as always. I would just add the wtf1 song at the end in the background 😂

Drago Bošnjak

I am wet, my girlfriend is wet, my fishES are wet.... mmmmmmm juices

Nik94m8

The investiGAYsion on this video was top tier 🥳

Gemma Foster

You continue to raise the bar for investigaytive jurnalism with every video. Bravo

AG

See you guys in 3 weeks for another stroll rant

Mike Hunt

Danke Hitlewr

Petke

I want the window licker to watch this!

Michael Kislansky

You’re losing us our furher. 8additional mins…. Edging us for days for 8 more mins. At least you weren’t on some red pill, American politics rant but hey. Small victory’s.

Mike Hunt

Proper harsh words from the Fuhrer

DAYUMica Patrick

They need to show this video at Aston Martin and in the paddock. Discusting!

SplonkD

Note that doesn't rule out 'apparent suicide by strangulation.' These fucks are gonna Carradine your ass if anything. Who will stand with me when your legacy is tarnished? Who amongst you will say 'I am a disciple of the RPM church' when news comes out that the police could calculate the time of death within 10 hours because the batteries weren't dead in the marital aid up his ass?

Fistful of Drachma

same amount of days that take Hitler to march into Poland so props to Hitler

dome1500

wgat a reatrard

Josh

Mate im out on the piss why now 🤣

Guido

YOOO Another MJF Cameo!!!!

KoRFletch

Thank you!! Love you daddy!!😙😘

Brent Weir

Nice one bruvva

Stanley Buttlover

Why would you upload it with the 8 minutes you uploaded the day 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 you Lance Stroll brained spastic

William Howard

why would you go full shaft when i’m drunk ffs

Grant (ferrari sympathiser)

Science!

Because Bone

Right?

Josh

For fuck sake the boxing is on you inconsiderate asshole

TeamLH Cult Leader

For someone whos called Hitler you know shit about doing things in a blitz

Randal

I am incredibly hard right now

Wade J

I must prepare my soul for what this video will disseminate…

Lester Gonzalez

I’m gonna cum

Balltap

Finally getting shafted fully.

supercoolguy420

Hail our new age Stalin

NOT Michael Masi’s Burner

This is exactly what I need while pissed on a Saturday afternoon

SadWilliamsFan

I‘VE JUST SAT DOWN FOR DINNER AFTER MY 8 HOUR SHIFT!!!!!!📈📈

Bence Gábor

My life has meaning again

Thomas

Danke Fuhrer

Hunter Biden

Thanks for the full shaft dad

Treasonous Yankee

Shout out Gary Klitt.

Josh

THE FULL SHAFT

SadWilliamsFan

Sitting here dick in hand, then I receive this notification Must pause wank

GimbalTree

😈

Stuart Johnson

PUMP YOUR CUM INTO MY ARSE GOD

harvey

Fuckin spastic

FLY-SY FPV

How did you know?

Josh

LETS GOO

Romantical69ing

Give us the Balls too Hitler

Ferrari Master🅱️lan

Lets fucking goooo

Axsel Botha

I’m so hard right now

DkFoz

Fucking finally, my pookie just dropped

DAYUMica Patrick

Love that smile

Zin Perrott


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