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The Nerve #28 - Lando Trumps Verstappen

for christ i pre recorded the first half of this episode before the race and said Lando was mid cos he bottled it in sprint qualifying on Saturday

BUT THEEENNNN

the bastard wins the race on Sunday

so just allow this episode to go through the roller coaster of emotions that was the 2024 Miami Grand Prix

Fred Vasseur is a viable 3rd party candidate.

Sources:

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/04/21/americas/breast-implant-bullet-wound-wellness-intl-scli/index.html

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/f1/f1-only-fans-girl-sainz-29890118

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/formulaone/article-13362641/donald-trump-warned-miami-grand-prix-fundraiser-violation.html

The Nerve #28 - Lando Trumps Verstappen
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Comments

Where’s the video for you ripping your cock off?? I think Pando Porris is up there with Maxi Pad

Andrew Trinder

MoNtHlY pOdCaSt

involentnumber

Reading this in an English accent makes it way better

SpasticSympathiser

Yeah. When he actually makes them 🥴

R R

Where's the new podcast you spastic tit

Peter Petrov

I KNOW MAX IS FINISHING FIRST THERE ARE SAINZ TO SEE ELSEWHERE

degen

May 6th with 666 likes. He’s sending us signs for help

Treasonous Yankee

May 6... can't fucking believe it

R R

I listen to a lot, a lot of podcasts! -this is the only one who got me to spend $ to join the Patreon. I love This fkin kid! He cracks me up 😂

liz

😒

R R

i dont mind pigeons but i hate penguins. I hate any bird that cannot fly. You wouldn't be impressed with a fucking fish that couldn't swim would you

Eddie Catflap Racing

At least doing a fucking split screen , fag one.

Nick T.

910 yards?

Nick T.

But Muhammad Bin Bone Saw is royalty so it’s different.

Nick T.

No one has even been more persecuted by favorable treatment than Poois Pamilton. It shows they’re racist because they think he needs affirmative action to succeed.

Nick T.

Nah. Just a twatsexual.

Nick T.

Lando IS mid.

Nick T.

Bruh, cringe

Ivy

Boo fuckin hoo poor shnookums.

EdwardiganZ

I want to hear the, Empire Today jingle in the next intro of The Nerve

Gage Clausen

Is Osama bin Russell a tranny?

Hashbrown 26b

Have you not seen the close up clip of maxi pads floor exploding after he ran over the bollard? Mclaren are definitively not on par with red bull... at least when max is driving

Jens Grini

Where is Robert Swartzman?

Christopher Darr

That pigeon bit is the best XD

Matt

Legit, and people pay monthly and tip them…

Thomas Caswell

Audio is in Spanish

iiCaptain

So this is whats like to listen to a maniac in a room by himself with a microphone.

Mike Nikolaev

Please check out the TeamLH insanity at the F1XED youtube channel. 350+ videos about AD2021.

Spalding Jones

Window licker. lol

Digitalral

RIP to Rocketpoweredmohawk's arse. Shout out to his family.

Zack White

Haven’t heard him say it yet but as a seasoned southerner i already know its bad

KellyPiquetsBabyDaddy

No it’s Nando Norris because he’s too chicken to consistently win

Omar A

Pando Porris

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

Where's the sauce for that wamilton clip? I need to save it in my "rainy days" folder

Kelly

The way you say “barrett 50 cal” is the gayest thing I’ve ever heard

TheTUNNELER🦁

why do americans always flex their illiteracy?

Juji Ide

that solution is bs, you dont remember the early 2000s tyre wars dont you? (Bridgestone made tyres only for Ferrari and that was a big part on Schumis dominance)

Juji Ide

From now on I will listen to the Hamilton clip every time to drown my sorrows!

Robert Ribič

Proud to be a "baguette eating bastard"..............even if I'm not French 🤪 !!!!!!

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

That Hamilton clip..: all I could hear was “we’re so slow man” and the curb your enthusiasm music

Vaughan Chapman

FUCK ME I thought I was at the pinnacle of technological advancement

Seymour Bhutts

Who the fuck still has an email? Its 2024! Ever heard of a fax-machine??

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

Fuck you. I was waiting to watch the race but saw your heading in an email and knew who won because of it. Fucker.

Seymour Bhutts

Bomb threat in Barnsley? I guess RPM was telling the truth.

Alex Pardoe

F1 fans being this outraged about an orange man, while cheering and financially supporting a Saudi sports washing operation is so funny

Butanik

Nando norris

Omar A

Thank you for the belittlement, Daddy.

Charles Magnuson

Fucking epic episode, I almost choked on my Chick-fil-a more than a few times 😅

Shaun Nel

Lots of people are they're just deluded into thinking this was a real win lol

No Limit Honky 🖕🏻

If I were Taylor Swift for a day, I'd wake up, Zelle myself 50 million dollars, Tweet out the N-word, then go back to bed while the world burns.

Balljoint

I'll excuse the lando slander this one time

Amy

Índia attack me as well, FUCK INDIA

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

Banger

Active haemorrhoid guided missile destroyer

I will say stroll does deserve a sticker on his special chart.. he made it a full race in Miami… a street circuit… without playing dodgems

Nicholas Tilley

I miss “I swear down on me mums grave”

Phunkysmurph

Which is the most hillarious and out of touch thing in years. The fact that they kill homos like we kill bugs, and they still go side by side with them. Fucking epic.

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

Could be an TeamLH member too...

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

As Alistair so eloquently puts it "Swooping is bad"

henrik jonassen

Shout-out to people of India

Prefect Racing

Fucking ending!💦

Jesus_Piece17

The pretesting clip is HILARIOUS

Foley's Wedding Planner

"These people are saying the planes didn't even hit the building....that wasn't even part of the argument" is an amazing summary of team LH

Foley's Wedding Planner

But, RPM, shooting a 50cal is fun!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Beaverhausen1769

>Listening to the lando rant after seeing him win I love this unplanned foreshadowing.....

Foley's Wedding Planner

The first thing an American would ask is: How far is 170 meters?

Bertslaper

You know how to Google! Impressive for an American. Jk m8. Your comment was really funny 😍

Amir Vafaei

i live in sheffield not fucking kabul

Couldbewrse

I guess because the commentator always has to close off the race with the winner at the line, like for the race highlights on YouTube

FarmYard Gaming

That joke abbout Trump disappearing into the garage sent me Also typing into Patreon text boxes is a war crime wtf is this website

FarmYard Gaming

Lando has landed

FarmYard Gaming

Max himself said he had no damage.

Airflow To The Turbo 🦁

them showing Max crossing the line instead of a last lap battle has been a staple of F1 since I started watching last year. The only time I can remember them not doing that was when Fernando was fighting Perez, so one time. I generally dont get it, "pinnacle of motorsport" but cant figure out cameras it boggles my fucking mind.

DeVine

Also finally a new Rage against the GP!!!!

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

Nobody else here thinking about how if the safety car had done his job properly lando would have come out of the pits in at very best 5th place before the restart

Aidan Loughran

I actually like this “format” where you pre record half of it before the race and the other half after so you can do your predictions, being wrong or right about things and then we can actually have the weekly NERVE actually weekly

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

Moo-teeh-ply by 3.. that'll give you the larger number that is the BRANDING OF THE COLONIZERS!

Jay O'hansen

Or Queers For Palestine

Thomas Caswell

Wow rocket boy wasn’t lying the DRS chick really is mid asf

Thomas Caswell

Baguette here, what a journalistic integrity not to remove the first part about Lando after sunday race. Love your podcast and hope a wonderfull realtion with your dentist

Goughzi

Free choise of tires, any maker, thats the only right solution. And V10 engines.

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

170m is about four 10 story buildings laid down one after another, just to use some nonsensical american metric. It's quite far

Tejbegriz

If you want to see real #teamLH delulu logic just listen to pro hamas palestinazis

Michael Kislansky

is this a troll

Splashy

First of all Kebab is Arabic not Indian you colonial bastard. 200 years of mass genocide, slavery, rape, occupation, extortion of knowledge, wealth of Africas Asia, yet still haven’t learnt to cook. Stick to bland ass white people food, spice isn’t for everyone lol.

PRC

Yes, and?

Patrick Cotham

This has been the best nerve you have produced yet! I love the right after the race talk. Also the Lewis thing is fucking hilarious I totally forgot how smug he was before they jumped in the car. Wake up call lewis your team can’t spend $400 million more than Ferrari who was second in spending with no budget cap. Mercedes is falling because Niki pass away sadly bless his soul. And Toto is the spoiled little brat that takes over daddy’s business and fucks it all up in no time. And the kid that has to fight his way through and was the youngest team principal to fight back and take what was his because zhe Germans will do whatever it takes to win when there is no rules for how much cash you can throw at it to make it good.

TMR

100% lol from Arizona

xWHOGAFx .

I'm 100% stealing "Thunder cunt" from you.

shootrmgavin

You're welcome.love from India

Aladeen Madafaka

The picture RPM uses for #teamLH is literally "crying liberal" meme...

Conner Sicklesteel

I think you missed the big story of the huge miss by Pirelli on tire (tyre?) choice. The soft was shiite for everyone. Why is no one talking about this? Why was the soft tire not up to the job? What would the weekend be like if they had gone C3, C4, and C5?

Achmed Rosenstein

I wanna hear you react live to a race, record it and insert it into these 😂

Cretin

As a Texan, I’m more offended by the use of meters than a pellet gun. I have no idea if 170m is far? I refuse to google because this is an obvious hate crime.

Ace-alina

TDS is a real thing lol

Tony2Glocks

Don't be ridiculous, we use Barrett 50 cal rifles for coyotes here in the states!! https://youtu.be/5V0ZcqsLOXo?si=-RPbb7VOiXcEH3AX

Brian G

Thanks broski

Maximum Vershaggen

Awesome name and Avatar mate. Unlike all these fags gettin onto RPM's cock with EDGY names.

EdwardiganZ

you're easily impressed aren't u?

EdwardiganZ

“Thundercunt” as a synonym for throwing is wild.

Erasmus B. Dragon

Yes!!!! Please please please do a Rage Against the Miami GP!!!!

Brent Weir

😂 "My team doesn't make mistakes" 😂

T S

Mohawk Daddy, king of the spastics.

Em

Thank you can't wait for the rage. Or hammas is coming

Harvey Price

He was getting a little soft there for a minute but I'm starting to feel it again. The more derangement and yelling the better. In fact he should have a whole segment going on tangent stories. Keep it up

Maximum Vershaggen

happy for lando and great take on the donald. mclaren looking rapiddddd

Meaghan

enjoy your poo

Meaghan

31:55 - 32:25 - i laughed so hard i snorted and had tears and snot all over. You sir are genius!!! Goddam India - how dare they delay this precious KoNtent

RPMineFuhrer

A before-and-after befitting of an Onlyfans star

Philip Ehlke

Let's create the tag #TeamRPM to fight the droolers of teamLH on Twitter

Acosta79 🇧🇷

Grassy knolls can't melt steel beams.

Dum Fuk

“I don’t need a gun I like in a civilized society.” Also, “I hit a woman in the head with a can of beer.”

Spence

Somehow best podcast yet, prerecording half of it spices it up more than your arsehole 🔥

Hassterbate n Chill

Crofty was literally talking about McLaren's guest before he announced the checkered flag. I'm not offended but he definitely was making a pun with the sublety of a baboon.

Matt

its about time mein fuhrer

Jos Verstappen’s Boxing Gloves

"... I have several voices within my head", don't we all, don't we all? I always listen to the one telling me to commit domestic terrorism in the name of our lord and savior

Commonly HMRC

Only the cherry flavor none of that Strawberry Window licker kiwi

Commonly HMRC

28 minutes in. You are an oracle!! You said: - Lando has pace - a safety car will make it interesting - Max not winning

Amir Vafaei

Please for the love of Christ do more 50/50 podcasts with your predictions of the race prior to. Excellent content, much laugh.

Lucas Holmes

That dude rightfully complaining about food prices is not in the paddock. Paddock club tickets include food and it’s fucking amazing. Michelin star food at McDonald speeds.

Colt Alabama

Absolutely beautiful

Spastic Canadian

I am absolutely convinced RPM would love spending a month in the midwest of USA. Mostly Texas.

Fergberg75

IM SO HARD RN OH FUCK OH HEAVENS

iwannasuckRPMoff

You can move in with me rent free when you get cancelled

RPMs BIGGEST FAN EVER DONT facking TRY ME

He's still mid. R3tardo even won some races a lot more tbh.

No Limit Honky 🖕🏻

TeamLh can't even tie their shoes without hurting themselves. 4chan locates a flags coordinates based on cloud patters in a video. Thats >weaponized< autism.

BlazingGandalf

Thank you Daddy.

Brent Weir

Good. At last. Treat yourself to a Caprisun.

RIP RPM 🐳 🐋 And shout out to his family.

“Try living in a civilized society” “I live in Sheffield” Something something stones and rocks

Jordishima

Just keep talking about the window licker being a useless incompetent moron, you'll never be wrong. He's consistently a spaz

it's Jacko

let's go

BlazingGandalf

Team LH is to Hamilton as Maga is to Trump. Logic does not factor into their love for the subject and ability to dismiss truth about how the subject is not infallible.

Patrick Cotham

If you could pull off an interview with Lance it would be the greatest thing ever recorded

mike_mqm

TeamLH all have weaponized autism. It's the only explanation.

Zipa

We have a Lando win before GTA 6

Fish

Daddy

Carbon117

All your talk before the race didn't really age well haha

Joe Hendry

WE GOT 2 SONNGGZZZ

Ana71 Amg

The Führer has returned

Alejandro Peramas

thank u daddy

Onyo

Lead us

Thomas

Damn, you're getting quick!

Nicholas S

Fuckkkkk yesssss

realhazza

Big lando dubs

Josh

ABSOLUTE YES I’m listening in a very public gym nothing can go wrong

The Pumpernickel Smuggler

I cried listening from start to finish, such a masterPiece

Let me explain

HE HAS RISEN

IamStupid

It's a bombshell podcasts my fuhrer

Mike C.

My clam is flooding

Bacon 🥓

It’s never the past or the future, it’s always the present , right? Time is one of the things we can measure but doesn’t exist so I give you that one 👊

Desmo 🐱🍑🥷

my favorite part of the Miami GP was seeing F1twitter (especially #TeamLH) wishing for the downfall of McLaren because Orange Man visited Orange Team and then Lando goes on to finally get his first W

Pronato

Thanks hitler I’ve now got a blister on my cock from edging till you said it would drop in an hour

Lock in or lock up

Lol

xWHOGAFx .

Fucking slaggggsssss

JosVerstappensAlterEgo

I don’t even watch the races anymore. I just listen to this psycho.

Samir S.

💦💦

Hassterbate n Chill

Erection intensified

The Goose is Loose

Time doesn't exist, its irrelevant you pleb❤️

TrickySmalls

I'm cumming

CatalanJM

Let's go!! It is Tuesday you lying bastard!

Amir Vafaei

Weekend media blackout as I was away, I’ve just finished watching the race, just on the podium and this drops! Perfect 👌🏻

Illegitimate Bastard son of Eddie Jordan

LETS GO MOTHER FUCKER

PC Brummie

The speed is impressive

GHOST

The title is funny because Trump was photographed as a guest at McLaren in the paddock

Tickle

I swear down on me nuns grave i just thought about tHe NeRvE

BiggieG

Neurodivergent 🫡🫡

natlouu

Finally I thought i would have to bomb the bubgalow! Thanks pookie

Richie

Oh baby yes

Ethan Evans

Cummed myself to hitler again

bigaidsfromthefareast

That’ll do Hitler, that’ll do.

WankMeOffYaNonce

Thank you Führer 🫡

RaraDeAra

EMERGENCY BROADCAST 🚨🚨🚨⚠️⚠️⚠️

TrickySmalls

YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

Amy

thank you daddy

rocketpoweredslut🧿🪬

The fuhrerrrr

A

So much cum

Lock in or lock up

FUCK YEAH

Jos Verstappen’s left bollock

Jesus fuck finally

BiggieG

About to say

Lawrence Stroll

Finally, ya nonce. Your perception of time is as good as windowlicker's perspective.

Belgian#421

First comment crackheads

Desmo 🐱🍑🥷


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