The Nerve #27 - Voicemail Activism
Added 2024-04-29 21:08:02 +0000 UTC
yes I know I had a lot of coffee
i scream about Ferrari's new partnership with HP and the sort of illicit activities these new corporate sponsorships get up to
i also take action in the fight against the stroll crime family
there may be other topics but i blacked out for most of this episode
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2014/apr/09/hewlett-packard-108m-corruption-government-it-us-bribery
https://www.reuters.com/legal/official-oracle-pay-about-23-mln-resolve-second-sec-bribery-case-2022-09-27/
https://www.upstreamonline.com/people/petronas-contractor-investigated-over-alleged-corruption-on-sarawak-project/2-1-1457481
You know what is poetic, Adrian newey didn’t go to jaguar because of internal politics. Now he’s leaving the team that jaguar became because of internal politics
Pewis midfieldcarmerchantwashedmilton
2024-11-20 13:30:40 +0000 UTC
Thank you!
Andrew Bogle
2024-07-16 13:44:10 +0000 UTC
Glad I could help. And yes, videos are only available through the app as far as I know.
Mario Koretz
2024-07-16 05:44:52 +0000 UTC
Thank you! That worked! No RSS feed for videos, correct? I'm pretty technically inept...
Andrew Bogle
2024-07-14 22:20:22 +0000 UTC
Maybe you can manually add the rss feed link there? It worked in my podcast app.
Collections - Menu - Rss feed link
Mario Koretz
2024-06-27 20:46:01 +0000 UTC
I want signed printed little willie
Moh HS
2024-06-18 10:54:21 +0000 UTC
Is this available on Overcast app as podcast?
Andrew Bogle
2024-06-16 15:48:18 +0000 UTC
GOOSE LORD MAN HE RANG ASSTON MARTIN AND LEFT THE BEST VOICEMAIL KNOWN TO HUMANITY. 😂
TicoSprinter
2024-06-13 09:00:06 +0000 UTC
Is this why he is not with us anymore? 😂
Carlos's next WAG
2024-06-07 20:04:04 +0000 UTC
F1 Corruption Awakening. And I still love it!
Victoria
2024-05-30 21:23:43 +0000 UTC
It's called cognitive dissonance and it affects millions of people each year
Brad Powers
2024-05-24 21:22:30 +0000 UTC
Hahaha. Saying “hello” after every ring is hilarious
DataDog
2024-05-14 16:57:04 +0000 UTC
He’s not an actual paedo, you fucking tool. He’s just annoying AF.
Ryan Ewers
2024-05-12 19:26:59 +0000 UTC
What’s your problem?
Ryan Ewers
2024-05-12 19:26:19 +0000 UTC
So lemme get this straight? u know he's a shit fetish paedo? And u STILL LET YOUR 3 YEAR OLD watch his shitty show? May as well spread your brains onto the fuckin ceiling weirdo!! WTAF is wrong with people.....
EdwardiganZ
2024-05-12 19:14:16 +0000 UTC
Blippi is the worst character/person on the internet. No adult man should EVER act like that. The fact my brains haven’t been spread across my ceiling is a miracle despite having watched hours of that asshole; unfortunately, my 3 year old likes his show.
Ryan Ewers
2024-05-12 17:22:15 +0000 UTC
You are WRONG. There are Jetpacks, there are MULTIPLE FLYING CARS, and there are human animal hybrids
fuckwhalepeople🐷
2024-05-10 04:46:44 +0000 UTC
Don’t buy HP printers.
Leif Byrge-Liebig
2024-05-09 23:26:52 +0000 UTC
Homie my Instagram reels are still goofy memes, you are just looking at fucked shit 24/7 so it shows you more fucked shit. Lol
Marcus J Osborne
2024-05-09 14:30:03 +0000 UTC
Sheffield’s not too big, you’d see the dentist somewhere
Viktor tehShikari
2024-05-09 08:52:22 +0000 UTC
The first 10 minutes, we must protect rpm at all costs
Louise Gordon
2024-05-08 06:01:03 +0000 UTC
Lance Stroll supporter ahh comment, fuck off
Mark Twatter
2024-05-08 02:45:08 +0000 UTC
Google search Blippi harlem shake poop.
José Saraiva
2024-05-07 21:28:25 +0000 UTC
First 7 min and i dying
Gabber420
2024-05-06 19:30:50 +0000 UTC
THE HARDCOCK STADIUM REQUIRES YOUR GYTARRR SOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TURBOROKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Zulugwa
2024-05-06 01:38:51 +0000 UTC
Brilliant commentary as to be expected
Tony2Glocks
2024-05-05 23:22:38 +0000 UTC
Cant believe you didnt mention JPS Lotus
Greenman 13
2024-05-05 22:42:10 +0000 UTC
Cost cap makes the cumpetition close, but suction cars + Newey do the full opposite, because only Newey knows how to make ground suction work perfectly. But at the same the no cost cap would allow other teams to catch up.
Zulugwa
2024-05-05 15:53:13 +0000 UTC
TRUU LULW
Zulugwa
2024-05-05 15:49:16 +0000 UTC
Ask her if she likes the Dum Fuk and perform or not perform the exorcism acordingly. forsenKek
Zulugwa
2024-05-05 15:43:38 +0000 UTC
Salut salut
Ioan Berci
2024-05-05 15:22:25 +0000 UTC
Român? Salut
Alexandr Nita
2024-05-05 15:05:27 +0000 UTC
Feed me, Seymore!
Dum Fuk
2024-05-05 13:47:49 +0000 UTC
Loved every second of your psychosis podcast
Ioan Berci
2024-05-05 11:33:08 +0000 UTC
Okay so my sister walked in on me listening to the podcast on the holy orthodox's easter day, and now she wont look me in the eyes again.. thank you
Ioan Berci
2024-05-05 11:32:36 +0000 UTC
How do you sort comments by most liked?
Oscar Pastry 🐳
2024-05-05 03:32:59 +0000 UTC
First 10 minutes were exactly why I joined
Team El Haych
2024-05-04 23:01:26 +0000 UTC
Mark my words Lance Stroll will cause a red flag during the monaco gran prix
NOT Michael Masi’s Burner
2024-05-04 17:33:41 +0000 UTC
Cant wait for another Stroll rant
zone braker
2024-05-04 17:01:57 +0000 UTC
When are we getting the filmed nerve sessions? :D
JT
2024-05-04 15:10:06 +0000 UTC
I SWEAR TO GOD AND I FUCKING DARE YOU TO GET A SELFIE WITH LANCE STROLL AT THE SILVERSTONE GP YOU HITLER SIM-PATH-THYSER!!!!
YourGranHasGoodInsideTheMouthSkin
2024-05-04 11:04:32 +0000 UTC
Totally unrelated to the video, but doesnt the way Slipknots new drummer hits his drums remind you of Jos Verstappen correcting his wife?
Cyberdyne Systems Model 101
2024-05-04 09:29:41 +0000 UTC
Brilliant, if you weren't such a socially inept incel beta cuck you could be the best standup comedian in the country right now
Jon
2024-05-04 01:49:18 +0000 UTC
You are awesome and always make me laugh. Thank you. Keep doing what you are doing in a pace that feels comfortable. Ignore the impatient dicks.
Mario Koretz
2024-05-03 21:09:27 +0000 UTC
FULL PAGE SPREAD
Harrison
2024-05-03 18:03:13 +0000 UTC
SAINZ FOR ASTON MARTIN 2025!
R R
2024-05-03 15:40:07 +0000 UTC
Dum for 11/10 gg XD
Matt
2024-05-03 09:59:26 +0000 UTC
I love the Chinaman voice. Do more voices !!
Matt
2024-05-03 09:58:39 +0000 UTC
I don't understand any of what you just wrote, but I thank you for your support of my comment.
Cuntley Twatson
2024-05-03 01:32:53 +0000 UTC
You did good, pig, you did good.
Evinak
2024-05-03 01:10:42 +0000 UTC
I WANT TO MARRY YOU ROCKET LET ME SET ASTON MARTIN ON FIRE WITH YOU AND THEN AFTER WE CAN HAVE A LOT OF BUM FUN AND DEEP THROAT
little rocket
2024-05-02 21:27:09 +0000 UTC
You can have boring summaries of news everywhere else. This is the channel of a creative comedian. As soon as recency of news supersedes the art, the comedy will likely die.
Mario Koretz
2024-05-02 18:27:39 +0000 UTC
Some people have no sense of humour! Dark humour at that. If you don't like him then fuck right off! Simple ya twat.Just like you.
EdwardiganZ
2024-05-02 16:01:47 +0000 UTC
Absolute legend!
Marco
2024-05-02 15:28:16 +0000 UTC
I'm glad you clarified which HP because I was genuinely stoked for Ferrari to get in bed with that sweet steak sauce. My disappointment is immeasurable.
F1 F1ENDS
2024-05-02 13:13:05 +0000 UTC
Oh fuck yeah, and they can make the car look like an F-22
Panic.In.Hispanic
2024-05-02 12:30:24 +0000 UTC
This is comedy. It should be listened to as such. He’s not a tabloid YT cuck.
I am the Milkman.
2024-05-02 12:00:05 +0000 UTC
Lockheed-Martin Haas F1 Team
Wax Yerstrapon
2024-05-02 08:00:24 +0000 UTC
Vlad, about blippi he shat into a other mans anus doing the harlem shake
undercore
2024-05-02 06:13:49 +0000 UTC
No musical peice 🥲
Osama bin ankle socks
2024-05-02 06:01:38 +0000 UTC
Get fucked
Nick
2024-05-02 05:42:10 +0000 UTC
Such hypocrisy going after Newey and Willians after Senna's death. How many racing drivers had died before that? Blaming the car designer because the person who died was a superstar is such crap. It's like when someone famous OD's they chase down the dealer and his mum and jail them for life.
Airflow To The Turbo 🦁
2024-05-02 02:50:53 +0000 UTC
Your content lately has been shit. Half the time, you are just ragging over something in your personal life, and very little is given to F1 stuff. It takes too long for new content to come out, and all the news is obsolete by then. Every other content creator is running circles around you. Do better!
tiko17
2024-05-02 00:39:35 +0000 UTC
Hey rocket, do yourself a favor and look into why there are only like 3 companies atm that are allowed to produce and sell printers (at least in the US)
Garyy
2024-05-01 23:38:52 +0000 UTC
Hey Vlad, thanks for analyzing the Newey situation a week late, directly before Red Bull allowed him to leave at the start of '26. I'm not paying a fortune in Patreon fees to listen to last week's news.
Cuntley Twatson
2024-05-01 23:12:08 +0000 UTC
This has been the funniest Nerve so far… in a full train laughing out loud…
Walther Van Stipriaan
2024-05-01 21:48:47 +0000 UTC
Spielberg DID make a crime movie. It’s called Catch Me If You Can starring Leonardo diCaprio and Tom Hanks and it’s great!
Jason Murillo
2024-05-01 20:33:42 +0000 UTC
Best transmission of the Nerve by far
Quite_Phast
2024-05-01 18:00:28 +0000 UTC
"was it worth potentially losing everything? Yes of course"
Foley's Wedding Planner
2024-05-01 17:41:35 +0000 UTC
RPM doesn't understand that none of us will ever have a Dental girl story. We want this W for you harder than you do.
Foley's Wedding Planner
2024-05-01 17:16:10 +0000 UTC
At this point, I'm pretty sure Stroll is doing these things on purpose just to give you a stroke
Gregory John
2024-05-01 14:15:12 +0000 UTC
1hour long? Christmas has come early
Thomas Caswell
2024-05-01 13:27:23 +0000 UTC
I'd love Northrop Grumman, Raytheon or General Dynamics to throw an UNGODLY amount of money into Haas and rocket them up to the top, but instead of hiding the blood on their hands, they use it as part of the promotional content.
Foley's Wedding Planner
2024-05-01 13:25:30 +0000 UTC
I've been a Visa Cashapp 13% of the population commits a disproportionate number of the crimes Racing Bulls fan since they came to the grid......
Foley's Wedding Planner
2024-05-01 13:04:06 +0000 UTC
In my head that message accidently went to a Tesco Managers cell phone in Southern Ireland, and while slightly confused, the guys now going around telling his friends about some lesbian domestic terrorist named Lance Stroll.
Foley's Wedding Planner
2024-05-01 13:01:18 +0000 UTC
"hello I'm calling from the P1 podcast..."
Foley's Wedding Planner
2024-05-01 12:57:36 +0000 UTC
The reason we're all on a list is because the government thinks were all "action" people and not just "words" people. Frankly I don't see any reason to disagree with them. #VivaLaHawk
Foley's Wedding Planner
2024-05-01 12:55:13 +0000 UTC
God I hate that stupid little smirk he always has.
Foley's Wedding Planner
2024-05-01 12:51:38 +0000 UTC
HAWO IM DUM FUK
Sogan Largeant
2024-05-01 12:28:11 +0000 UTC
my no hair on the side of his head king, it appears as if Newey has shit where he stood and fucked off into the distance. that is all
Colton Valentino
2024-05-01 11:31:59 +0000 UTC
It took you long enough you smug bastard of a cult leader, but, I have to say this could be your best overall NERRRVE to date, so was worth the wait.
No Limit Honky 🖕🏻
2024-05-01 10:26:45 +0000 UTC
when's your next dentist appointment
Zacahorse
2024-05-01 08:16:08 +0000 UTC
You’re confused by what I said. I said the viewership numbers from this year so far are not representative. Not that they hadn’t dropped.
Vershagger
2024-05-01 07:23:29 +0000 UTC
The moment I saw the inboard camera of DF Stroll going under Ricciardo I immediately knew someone in an English shed was smiling at his TV. Nicely done Nostradamus.
Emilio Pereyra
2024-05-01 06:35:14 +0000 UTC
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. 10/10 episode
457jinzo
2024-05-01 05:50:39 +0000 UTC
I feel like by smash his face you meant poke her face. Nice work gaga - keep being mid
Island Mutt
2024-05-01 04:42:02 +0000 UTC
This was great
Nobreadracing
2024-05-01 04:41:07 +0000 UTC
what an absolute banga
Cooper
2024-05-01 04:10:25 +0000 UTC
How much is a brand new HP printer? About half the cost of a replacement ink cartridge for a used HP printer!!!!
EstabanOcon'sHelmet
2024-05-01 04:05:28 +0000 UTC
the intro is chefs kiss👩🏼🍳😚💋
rocketpoweredslut🧿🪬
2024-05-01 03:30:39 +0000 UTC
If I was Ferrari Enzo. I would sue that guy with Nyan cat Ferrari aswel..... Or maybe not, I could just send him some sicilian sawed brocoli.
Zulugwa
2024-05-01 02:54:03 +0000 UTC
Perfect gym listen rn
Joseph stuntin
2024-05-01 01:49:57 +0000 UTC
The first 10 minutes will be sufficient more that too much. LULE
Zulugwa
2024-05-01 01:10:17 +0000 UTC
Whats the link for the signed photo copy of little rocket?
stew
2024-04-30 22:09:15 +0000 UTC
Ok!!! I totally agree that the F1 has failed!!! The regs are a joke! There is NO WAY that 1 “driver” should dominate!! (Yes, I’m saying he/they cheat(s)) somehow!!
I look forward to “undriveble” cars!! F1’s mission is to “create spectacle”! It’s supposed to be exciting!!
HaasSymp
2024-04-30 22:04:26 +0000 UTC
Great post so in-cite-ful
HaasSymp
2024-04-30 21:41:56 +0000 UTC
I'm sure this girl subs RPMF1's Patreon
Wojciech Jaguś
2024-04-30 20:28:53 +0000 UTC
they can pay 3$
Christopher Norris
2024-04-30 20:23:41 +0000 UTC
Newey didn’t join Jaguar in 01 because of the struggle between Niki Lauda and Bobby Rahal
Superferrariman
2024-04-30 20:01:23 +0000 UTC
tEkNoLogY
Pando Porris Fan Girl
2024-04-30 19:37:46 +0000 UTC
Motorsport-Total.com) - Now it's final: the Adrian Newey era at Red Bull is coming to an end. The star designer came from McLaren in 2006 and played a key role in the six designer and seven driver titles that Red Bull Racing has won since then. According to information from Motorsport-Total.com, he has now formally submitted his resignation.
Cover photo for the news: Adrian Newey and Christian Horner © Motorsport Images
It's final: Adrian Newey and Christian Horner part ways
Last Thursday, auto motor und sport first reported on the impending separation. At that point, Newey had informed team management of his intention to resign. The 65-year-old has now done everything he can and submitted his resignation in writing.
An official statement from Red Bull Racing on the matter is expected before the start of the Miami Grand Prix next weekend. The separation modalities have already been clarified behind the scenes. Accordingly, Newey should finally leave the company at the beginning of 2025 at the latest.
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Newey communicated the reasons for his decision in an internal letter. A very significant factor is said to have been his broken relationship with team boss Christian Horner. And an interview Horner gave to Motorsport.com , a sister publication of Motorsport-Total.com on the Motorsport Network, in late 2023.
Why an interview plays a crucial role
In the interview published on December 30, 2023, Horner had explained that Newey's role had changed in recent years, "and the technical team under him, led by Pierre Wache, is doing a wonderful job, so they don't “dependent on Adrian”.
Horner also explained that Manchester United did not go under when star striker Eric Cantona left the team. Red Bull is stronger with Newey, but the rest of the team has developed further. Horner also said that he himself had always been a fan of Alex Ferguson, the Manchester United team boss.
An interview that didn't go down well with Newey and was apparently perceived by him as Horner wanting to make himself important and downplay the role of others in the team's success. Newey's wife Amanda even shared the interview on Twitter and commented: "What a load of hogwash." (German: "What nonsense.")
Ralf Schumacher: "Red Bull is falling apart"
For Ralf Schumacher one thing is certain: "At the moment you have to say quite honestly: Red Bull is falling apart. And Christian Horner bears sole responsibility for this by clinging to power with all his might," says the expert in an interview with Sky . "Adrian Newey needs harmony, he needs a good atmosphere, a good workplace."
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Schumacher now expects a domino effect at Red Bull: "With Wache there is someone at the technical forefront who, with Newey, technically managed the entire game. He can do that, but I think Christian Horner underestimates the individual figures. He believes he could Do everything personally. I think he's making a mistake."
What's next? Five options conceivable!
What Newey will do after Red Bull is unknown. According to information from Motorsport-Total.com, five options are conceivable: Mercedes, Aston Martin, McLaren and Ferrari. Or a complete withdrawal from the operational business of Formula 1, with a new career in technical consulting.
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The argument against Mercedes is that Newey apparently believes it would take too long to set the necessary course that could lead the team back to winning ways. He is 65 and will not stay in his next job for 19 years, as was the case at Red Bull. In addition, he apparently doesn't have a particularly high opinion of Toto Wolff.
At Aston Martin, Lawrence Stroll waves his checkbook. Dan Fallows, a long-time colleague of Newey at Red Bull, is already there. But: Newey has earned enough money in his career. He's all about doing things he enjoys. And about appreciation for his work, which he no longer experienced at Red Bull.
We hear that Newey Stroll Sr. is said to be rather reserved and therefore unlikely to consider the Canadian's financially attractive offer. Also because he doesn't like the idea that Stroll could drive up Aston Martin's market value with Newey as an asset and then perhaps sell the team for a profit.
Newey has already worked for McLaren in the past, from 1997 to 2005. This would no longer be a new challenge for him. He gets along great with CEO Zak Brown on a personal level. But Newey apparently doubts that the team can free up the resources that are necessary for World Cup success in Formula 1.
Photo series: Adrian Newey's world champion cars
Adrian Newey's world champion cars
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Will he end up moving to Ferrari after all?
So that leaves Ferrari. It's no secret that they want him there. "There are rumors that he was recently spotted in Bologna. That's possible," believes Schumacher. "Fred Vasseur is currently trying to reorganize the team to make everything possible for Lewis Hamilton and Charles Leclerc. I think he is very, very clever."
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"And I could also imagine: Adrian Newey at Ferrari, leading the team to the top of the World Cup again, that's what challenges him. And I think the only thing he wants is always to do it quickly Building a car. He just enjoys motorsport and the challenge of being the best."
Schumacher also believes that Newey will "not be the last problem" that Red Bull faces: "Max Verstappen is thinking about it, as is Dr. Helmut Marko, if you watch him like that. I'll give Red Bull two more years. If If they continue to stick with Christian Horner, the team will sink into mediocrity. I'm pretty sure of that."
Newey announced at the end of 2005 that he would be leaving McLaren and moving to Red Bull. In 2009 the team won a Grand Prix for the first time, followed in 2010 by their first World Cup double with Sebastian Vettel at the wheel. It was not until 2023 that Newey extended his contract with Red Bull by “several years,” as it was said at the time. Now they part ways. Finally.
Pando Porris Fan Girl
2024-04-30 19:37:15 +0000 UTC
Literally the first time my wife put Blippi on for our 3 year old I told her he’s probably a pedo. Discovered the poop video today and I’m having a good time rubbing that “called it” in her face. No more Blippi in our house.
Professor Alfred Sharpton
2024-04-30 18:52:59 +0000 UTC
Disagree. The sport had a splash of popularity in the States because of Netflix and then returned to its normal viewership when everyone realized that 2021 was the exception not the rule. During the rise of popularity in the US all but one or two races all year were at absurd times, but viewership increased exponentially. Why is it any different in the UK?
Professor Alfred Sharpton
2024-04-30 18:51:32 +0000 UTC
Lil Rocket MUST be made aware of this fact
Professor Alfred Sharpton
2024-04-30 18:48:03 +0000 UTC
good fucking lord
Jos Verstappen’s Boxing Gloves
2024-04-30 17:00:38 +0000 UTC
I finally found the time to listen, and here are my first thoughts:
You should release this (maybe minus the Q&A part) uncut for the commonwealth. There are people out there who deserve to be educated about F1, past and present, through your priceless point of view.
Amir Vafaei
2024-04-30 16:50:41 +0000 UTC
RPM FTW! 💪🔥
butters_147
2024-04-30 16:36:59 +0000 UTC
The weekly podcast, that comes out every month
Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖
2024-04-30 16:33:59 +0000 UTC
He's the goaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
I love this guy so much
Lil, bŕo
2024-04-30 16:30:53 +0000 UTC
My dad was on the board of directors of HP in the late 90s when Carly Fiorina became the CEO and during the Compaq merger. He and a few board members bounced when they had to let go of 30k employees because she was the worst thing to happen to that company. Eventually the board got rid of her, but he had already left by then.
I also grew up with the grandson of Mr Packard. His name was Woodley 😂 (You trip over the kids and grandkids of people who started tech companies when you live in the Bay Area and were a kid in the 90s).
Just Another Blonde
2024-04-30 15:43:54 +0000 UTC
I will sign the petition for everyone to spam Aston Martin to tell them about how bad the spastic is at driving. No wonder he doesn't drive into the track. All he does is crash anything with 2 and 4 wheels
Commonly HMRC
2024-04-30 15:43:05 +0000 UTC
Wait till he finds out blippi did a harlem shake vid of him allegedly shitting in another man's ass
mckasshole
2024-04-30 15:12:09 +0000 UTC
No way you called Aston Martin. Bullshido!
mucklemon
2024-04-30 14:23:43 +0000 UTC
Rippm can you remember when Ruddles best was a quid in wetherspoons???
harvey
2024-04-30 13:56:29 +0000 UTC
Rest in Peace Roland and Ayrton :/
Florian
2024-04-30 12:51:06 +0000 UTC
i’m currently listening to this on my lunch break at work and no one around me knows i’m listening to RPM call aston martin to tell them lance stroll is a spastic. i find that so funny 🤣
Jos Verstappen’s Boxing Gloves
2024-04-30 12:27:26 +0000 UTC
i wouldn’t put it past him 🤣
Jos Verstappen’s Boxing Gloves
2024-04-30 12:22:22 +0000 UTC
https://www.motorsport-total.com/formel-1/news/newey-kuendigung-ist-erfolgt-fuenf-optionen-fuer-seine-zukunft-denkbar-24043007
Can someone german translate?
Georgi Vladimirov
2024-04-30 12:21:46 +0000 UTC
RPM NEEDS TO GOOGLE "BLIPPI SCANDAL" 🤣🤣
ChouOnThis
2024-04-30 11:56:46 +0000 UTC
Don't think RPM knows about Blippi history of taking a liquid shit on his buddies chest bc only people with children who hate Blippi know this
ChouOnThis
2024-04-30 11:54:18 +0000 UTC
Click.... here we go
Paul Di Resta
2024-04-30 11:37:08 +0000 UTC
HE SAID HE IS IN THE DENTIST. BOYS HE MADE IT
Magnus
2024-04-30 11:12:54 +0000 UTC
I saw HP and assumed Hewis Pamilton...boy was I in for a surprise...
David Nelson
2024-04-30 11:00:13 +0000 UTC
Aston Martin use the basic bitch EE voicemail message… every day is a school day
Skywalker
2024-04-30 10:01:57 +0000 UTC
could you imagine if she subscribed to the patreon XD
PC Brummie
2024-04-30 09:38:23 +0000 UTC
To be fair, the viewing numbers for 2024 are gunna be massively impacted by the ridiculous times for EU viewers. So they are not an accurate depiction of viewer numbers for this year.
Vershagger
2024-04-30 09:34:13 +0000 UTC
So, how many days we’ll have to wait, thinking you’re dead or in jaIL and have a mutiny before you post the next thingy??
🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴☠️🐈⬛
2024-04-30 09:31:32 +0000 UTC
my will to live has now been extended
I love you Führer
2024-04-30 09:08:15 +0000 UTC
Oh lord our savior has arrived….
LemUhu
2024-04-30 08:52:37 +0000 UTC
Blippi once took a shit into another man's asshole. Google Harlem shake poop. Surprised RPM didn't mention it!
shootrmgavin
2024-04-30 08:48:34 +0000 UTC
I'm surprised RPM didnt mention Blippi's past when he was talking about him being a nonce. He made a video once, when he was still going by as Steezy Grossman where he literally shits into another man's asshole. Dont believe me, google Harlem shake poop. He's even addressed it since he became Blippi.
shootrmgavin
2024-04-30 08:41:49 +0000 UTC
the neeeeeeeeeerve to wait so long to releasing the nerve
Intergalactic Window Licker
2024-04-30 07:51:19 +0000 UTC
The Cost Cap was supposed to make competition closer and entice new teams. Instead when The Regime fucks their design they can't respond and when Andretti wants in they get told to fk off. Team Spaghetti spending more than the cap on drivers alone is just jokes.
Dum Fuk
2024-04-30 07:05:28 +0000 UTC
Fucking finally, ggeeeeesssseeeus
Viktor tehShikari
2024-04-30 06:43:09 +0000 UTC
Every time Horndog mentioned reminds me of little rocket on top of the Christian Horner pp
Seeker
2024-04-30 06:40:35 +0000 UTC
Got out of bed and had a full The Nerve….. I love the sound of Napalm in the morning!! 💥
Lauda’s Ghost
2024-04-30 06:24:13 +0000 UTC
The nerve of a late the nerve - DISGUSTING!
Naomis_Queef
2024-04-30 06:05:25 +0000 UTC
“Is it illegal to impersonate a forehead” 😂😂😂
Scotch terrorist
2024-04-30 06:05:18 +0000 UTC
Pls tell me that phone call to Aston Martin was for real
Window_Licking_Good
2024-04-30 05:28:08 +0000 UTC
Shoutout to the Dentist ™️ family.
Also we tried to overthrow you while you were gone but then you posted this so we cool now.
🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴☠️🐈⬛
2024-04-30 05:18:03 +0000 UTC
The internet did use to be fun. Glad someone else said it
Stevie Jaay
2024-04-30 03:24:43 +0000 UTC
THE FUCKING NERVE
MarcoVonMonza
2024-04-30 03:15:09 +0000 UTC
SIEG!!! forsenSheff /
Zulugwa
2024-04-30 03:11:23 +0000 UTC
It us who has to help us. God is gone, watching us, wondering if we succeed.
Zulugwa
2024-04-30 03:07:29 +0000 UTC
I've stopped worrying and learned to appreciate stroll. Without his fun antics causing all sorts of flags i think f1 would lose a lot of entertainment in the 2nd place race Verstappen era
ungraa
2024-04-30 03:03:52 +0000 UTC
Never laugh so hard in a while, AND IM ONLY 7 MINUTES IN
Bitter_Solution
2024-04-30 02:58:28 +0000 UTC
Where’s the opening tunes?
Jennga, a Shagger
2024-04-30 02:50:11 +0000 UTC
ohhhhhhh what an episode. thank you daddy. where do I send my credit card details for a print out scan of lil rocket please and thank you x
Meaghan
2024-04-30 02:27:21 +0000 UTC
Forget the dental assistant already. If she thinks you are unreasonable you have no chance. If she thinks you are reasonable she is likely insane and homicidal.
F1 will never bring back V-10’s because this is exactly what the commonwealth pigs want. F1 is no longer a place where testosterone is welcomed, but Lando ladyboys are celebrated. We who want a genuine spectacle are dinosaurs in the modern world. God help us!
Achmed Rosenstein
2024-04-30 02:08:01 +0000 UTC
Herro Dum Fuk, I’m Fuk Yu.
Hugh Mungus
2024-04-30 01:50:17 +0000 UTC
If you left me a voicemail I would come so hardddddd
IamStupid
2024-04-30 01:45:40 +0000 UTC
Calling Aston Martin 🤣🤣🤣
Jrock3091
2024-04-30 01:32:13 +0000 UTC
beautiful. thank you daddy rocket🙏💕
rocketpoweredslut🧿🪬
2024-04-30 01:01:19 +0000 UTC
Pigdaddy....Don't watch shit, won't see shit, you know? Thanks for taking on the Strullovitch family.
April Hughes
2024-04-30 00:56:06 +0000 UTC
You actually don't know how accurate you are about HP being a war criminal. They're literally on the list of companies to boycott because they're still operating in Israel (aka funding constant literal war crimes)
NoticeMeRPMSenpai
2024-04-30 00:19:10 +0000 UTC
Go look up what Blippi first did to try and get famous.
O
2024-04-29 23:49:56 +0000 UTC
Fucking hell
Pp smol
2024-04-29 23:33:27 +0000 UTC
I will give up ankle socks for a signed double page spread of lil rocket
Osama Bin Ankle Socks
2024-04-29 23:30:57 +0000 UTC
HP sells some cheaper printers in the US at least. HCHAAAYCHPEE just needs to lower their prices to compete. You repulsive phlegmy eurotrash.
David Z
2024-04-29 23:07:38 +0000 UTC
Ohhh. Ohhhhh imma about to have a moisty chair.
Sapeghost
2024-04-29 23:06:14 +0000 UTC
Blippi Scandal
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katienotopoulos/blippi-youtube-kids-star-harlem-shake-poop
Mac Daddy
2024-04-29 23:04:52 +0000 UTC
A FULL fahken HOUR!?!?!? Thank you daddy!!
Brent Weir
2024-04-29 23:03:09 +0000 UTC
I am the lady dentist and can confirm I'm buried behind the bungalow
J-P Duyck
2024-04-29 23:02:17 +0000 UTC
This is a proper nerve
BananaFurmer
2024-04-29 23:01:03 +0000 UTC
Since we're talking about dead people on social media, here's a clip of a new woman who took her recently deceased uncle to the bank to the take a loan in his name, here in Brazil. https://youtu.be/q-AcWtDrfAk?si=06J4nXkVex-58Yjz
Acosta79 🇧🇷
2024-04-29 22:58:38 +0000 UTC
I really really really wish that lady dentist is here watching with us. I really do
DAYUMica Patrick
2024-04-29 22:55:42 +0000 UTC
Bing chillin lmao wbuu
Duraab
2024-04-29 22:41:41 +0000 UTC
This podcast is Moist
Digitalral
2024-04-29 22:30:19 +0000 UTC
F1 WILL become 100% electric and you WILL like it
George Alexander
2024-04-29 22:29:31 +0000 UTC
This week in Miami dumb fuk is going to crash into the marina and cause delays in getting our Jeff Bezos surprise packages
Commonly HMRC
2024-04-29 22:26:19 +0000 UTC
An whole hour of the Nerve. How blessed are we that Rocket stopped making Somalian tik tok videos for the special edition of the Nerve
Commonly HMRC
2024-04-29 22:23:46 +0000 UTC
I also wish you had googled “Blippi Scandal” like you did for HP and Oracle. There’s some pretty funny stories online
NigdemSlayer
2024-04-29 22:21:22 +0000 UTC
Lance Stroll has too few brain cells to be considered part of the human species. 🤷♀️
Em
2024-04-29 22:20:49 +0000 UTC
I genuinely don’t know if I’d recognise RPM with his sunnies off and a beanie on. Someone needs to photoshop what this would look like so we know what to look for in Tesco at 2am 📷
NigdemSlayer
2024-04-29 22:20:19 +0000 UTC
The voicemail, the tits and death rant, and the awkward incel diatribe
What a fucking episode, nailed it from start to finish
Caveman Adam
2024-04-29 22:20:16 +0000 UTC
Ok so I just finished it and have to ask when the pt 2 is
Matt
2024-04-29 22:17:51 +0000 UTC
Nyan Cat is the GOAT of the memes
DAYUMica Patrick
2024-04-29 22:17:12 +0000 UTC
Okay fair enough this was worth the wait
Charlie
2024-04-29 22:10:06 +0000 UTC
just added the links to the articles cos I forgot lol
Snail Chaser
2024-04-29 22:09:17 +0000 UTC
I was listening to the last episode for the zillionth time an hour ago.
THANK FUCK THIS ONE’S FINALLY OUT🙂
Bence Gábor
2024-04-29 22:06:44 +0000 UTC
This is pure comedy gold
Sir Mark
2024-04-29 22:04:59 +0000 UTC
“And just as you’re about to achieve a full achievement, the plane hits the south tower” 🤣🤣🤣
InvestiGAYtiv JERnerlist
2024-04-29 22:02:46 +0000 UTC
Thanks Hitler, about time!
Actually, you know what, on second thoughts it's actually PURfect timing...aside the small matter of it being a week late, while every other twat is out there moaning, "oh why did you release it now, I've got to go to bed😭😭😭", here in Sydney this is prime time baby, just like the Japan & China GP's.
You know what, I'm sorry I called you Hitler earlier, you've just made my day and I'm thankful for that. I'm happily munching on this with my morning coffee listening to crazy voicemails, challenging wank inspiration and having my PTSD triggered by Stroll's incompetence once again, argghhh fuck you RPM, you really are Hitler reincarnated!
cartman
2024-04-29 22:02:05 +0000 UTC
“I immediately regret this decision. This is Matthew Gallagher from the P1 podcast.” Fucking pure gold I can’t stop laughing.
Keith🦜
2024-04-29 21:58:14 +0000 UTC
Rocket Fuhrer is just mad that Insta Reels are stealing his 9/11 content
Asscar Pissastri
2024-04-29 21:55:41 +0000 UTC
Sack Lance Stroll for not answering the phone
Alex Coombes
2024-04-29 21:55:19 +0000 UTC
Fuck me, the voicemail.
Stanley Buttlover
2024-04-29 21:52:50 +0000 UTC
Finally, someone telling the truth about cigarettes! they are more safe than printers!
Kilokolkonka
2024-04-29 21:50:10 +0000 UTC
where is the link of the article? you muppet!
vedeh
2024-04-29 21:49:41 +0000 UTC
Been waiting for this episode for a week
peeves91
2024-04-29 21:49:36 +0000 UTC
Fucking stonks mate
Aladeen Madafaka
2024-04-29 21:49:33 +0000 UTC
The Fuhrer is back!!!
Aladeen Madafaka
2024-04-29 21:49:17 +0000 UTC
Cock scan plz daddy xxxx
Lance Strolls Window
2024-04-29 21:44:04 +0000 UTC
I’ve got a vinyl wrapping company available to put Gorlok on the Corsa. Let’s discuss
NashTickles
2024-04-29 21:43:27 +0000 UTC
About fucking time you slut
Petke
2024-04-29 21:41:26 +0000 UTC
Do not buy home printers. You will get scammed on the ink cartridges. If you have to print stuff, get an actual big phat office laser printer. It will be cheaper in the long run.
raf
2024-04-29 21:39:47 +0000 UTC
Yo whadduuuuppppp lol
thelingletingle
2024-04-29 21:37:37 +0000 UTC
Can I have a frame for my signed photo of lil rocket please daddy
Ellie
2024-04-29 21:37:34 +0000 UTC
Funny seeing you here 💀
Duraab
2024-04-29 21:37:13 +0000 UTC
How is the YOLKING going?
https://youtube.com/shorts/Zz8ufWS--m0?si=LoBRw54Hv3porz8I
PHLATearth
2024-04-29 21:36:41 +0000 UTC
He can, and he did. The bastard!
B681
2024-04-29 21:34:54 +0000 UTC
Thank you
Pang
2024-04-29 21:31:46 +0000 UTC
Facts
xWHOGAFx .
2024-04-29 21:31:10 +0000 UTC
Stroll face makes me want to poop
Suicidalsheep
2024-04-29 21:30:54 +0000 UTC
It’s about damn time
George21
2024-04-29 21:28:59 +0000 UTC
58th 👍 (Just like stroll if daddy Warbucks didn't have a 25% stake in Aston Martin Racing)
TrustedCharl
2024-04-29 21:28:12 +0000 UTC
Stop leaving me on read. Xoxo.
thelingletingle
2024-04-29 21:27:46 +0000 UTC
I don't believe in God, but RPM is doing the Lord's work leaving a voicemail for the Aston Martin team
axman1000
2024-04-29 21:27:14 +0000 UTC
Rpm, im sticking to my claim: if you release a video every week for the rest of the season, I’ll give you my blue Ferrari jacket
chase
2024-04-29 21:26:59 +0000 UTC
Great attack on the p1. War: 1-0 rpm
xWHOGAFx .
2024-04-29 21:26:58 +0000 UTC
Matt G catching strays 💀💀
natlouu
2024-04-29 21:26:24 +0000 UTC
That voicemail had me dying
Tuna
2024-04-29 21:26:01 +0000 UTC
Flat out as we speak
Mehall
2024-04-29 21:25:34 +0000 UTC
I don’t think that was the right phone number for Aston Martin F1. You might have just called a man named Aston Martin.
Nicca
2024-04-29 21:22:09 +0000 UTC
Here. We. Go!
Lucas Holmes
2024-04-29 21:21:53 +0000 UTC
Am I dreaming?
Not_aNOOB
2024-04-29 21:21:01 +0000 UTC
You can knock one out whilst listening
Illegitimate Bastard son of Eddie Jordan
2024-04-29 21:20:53 +0000 UTC
Love it another one
xWHOGAFx .
2024-04-29 21:20:15 +0000 UTC
MI5 all over that phone call
Dylan Collins
2024-04-29 21:19:51 +0000 UTC
UNBELIEVABLE
PHLATearth
2024-04-29 21:19:02 +0000 UTC
Ok, the bungalow is safe!
Georgi Vladimirov
2024-04-29 21:18:55 +0000 UTC
I mean having a video for every race😢
nick
2024-04-29 21:18:54 +0000 UTC
Jesus christ are you actually calling Aston Martin
Joe Hendry
2024-04-29 21:18:29 +0000 UTC
ABOUT FUCKING TIME MATE
SpasticSympathiser
2024-04-29 21:18:14 +0000 UTC
the bungalow is safe for now
Amy
2024-04-29 21:17:21 +0000 UTC
Danke mein fuher
Meowdolf Kitler
2024-04-29 21:16:05 +0000 UTC
Love me a RPM chinese impersonation
DAYUMica Patrick
2024-04-29 21:15:27 +0000 UTC
The Lord has returned 🙏
Dankiest Mist
2024-04-29 21:15:15 +0000 UTC
HE'S STILL ALIVE
DAYUMica Patrick
2024-04-29 21:15:08 +0000 UTC
Thank god! I ran out of cocaine and your the only thing keeping me sane
Bailey Kelter
2024-04-29 21:15:00 +0000 UTC
Dum fuck
George Allerton
2024-04-29 21:15:00 +0000 UTC
You should be shot for taking so long Hitler!
B681
2024-04-29 21:14:50 +0000 UTC
And a long one too, you absolute beautiful man
Pumpernickel Smuggler
2024-04-29 21:14:23 +0000 UTC
Just after I came from a 45 minute walk with the dog and am about to go to but.
Right old cunt, as always.
Tickle
2024-04-29 21:14:12 +0000 UTC
sieg heils mein führer
Rocketpoweredchud
2024-04-29 21:14:09 +0000 UTC
Wtf bro, get out of my mind. I had a random thought about you and you released the nerve. COINCIDENCE???! I THINK NOT #RPMIsALizard
TrickySmalls
2024-04-29 21:14:03 +0000 UTC
DUM FUK does it every single time... Is there a place where I can do F1 sports betting? 100% bet Stroll will crash. Easy money.
Large Chungus
2024-04-29 21:13:51 +0000 UTC
Good. I am not disapppointed
Seymour Bhutts
2024-04-29 21:13:18 +0000 UTC
Just in time for bed, nice one
Mehall
2024-04-29 21:13:00 +0000 UTC
Bro fuck off I have to SLEEP you can't publish this at this time.
deletefrance
2024-04-29 21:12:41 +0000 UTC
RPM is number 7 on patreon for videos, with 4 posts a month lol
GeNeRaToR84
2024-04-29 21:12:32 +0000 UTC
About time! Been busy gassing people too much ha Hitler?
Muhammed Bin Mohawk
2024-04-29 21:12:29 +0000 UTC
CALM DOWN
Mike
2024-04-29 21:12:27 +0000 UTC
We thought you fucking DIED
Modders
2024-04-29 21:12:23 +0000 UTC
YOU DELIVERED YOU FUCKING BEAUTIFUL MAN
Superferrariman
2024-04-29 21:12:23 +0000 UTC
The voice is always funny …
Papa Bogey
2024-04-29 21:12:21 +0000 UTC
The führer is back
John
2024-04-29 21:12:19 +0000 UTC
Danke mein Führer!
Joas
2024-04-29 21:12:09 +0000 UTC
RIGHT WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS YOU FUCKING JEW
PC Brummie
2024-04-29 21:12:07 +0000 UTC
Thank fuck
Matt
2024-04-29 21:11:58 +0000 UTC
There better be a window-licker tieraid in here
Seymour Bhutts
2024-04-29 21:11:56 +0000 UTC
Yeeeees
InvestiGAYtiv JERnerlist
2024-04-29 21:11:55 +0000 UTC
Did you forget to post this, be honest
Jordan Permenter
2024-04-29 21:11:51 +0000 UTC
Let's fucking go, exactly what the militia needed, thankyou David Koresh
skycityofangels
2024-04-29 21:11:45 +0000 UTC
Thank fuck it was about time
Robuuste
2024-04-29 21:11:40 +0000 UTC
Hail RPM
Chuck Norris
2024-04-29 21:11:39 +0000 UTC
Finally our Führer is back
Chuck Norris
2024-04-29 21:11:36 +0000 UTC
Bout fokin toime
Illegitimate Bastard son of Eddie Jordan
2024-04-29 21:11:35 +0000 UTC
WOOOOO
Leo
2024-04-29 21:11:31 +0000 UTC
FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME WAIT
love you daddy xx
Lance Strolls Window
2024-04-29 21:11:31 +0000 UTC
The Führer has arrived
A
2024-04-29 21:11:28 +0000 UTC
Holy fuck 1 whole hour
Cait Masterson
2024-04-29 21:11:25 +0000 UTC
YIPPEEE!!!!!
Tom
2024-04-29 21:11:25 +0000 UTC
Was about time Hitler
Pumpernickel Smuggler
2024-04-29 21:11:25 +0000 UTC
About time cunt
Johnny Pervert
2024-04-29 21:11:24 +0000 UTC
AN HOUR!!!!
cMuzzy1
2024-04-29 21:11:21 +0000 UTC
ITS TIMEEE
NigdemSlayer
2024-04-29 21:11:19 +0000 UTC
Papa Rocket
Sogan Largeant
2024-04-29 21:11:17 +0000 UTC
Itshappening.gif
Thew
2024-04-29 21:11:17 +0000 UTC
Oh brother…
Eleanor Blythe
2024-04-29 21:11:12 +0000 UTC
He has answered our prayers
Lord Charlesworth lll
2024-04-29 21:11:12 +0000 UTC
Thank you Hitler!
Poois Midfieldmilton
2024-04-29 21:11:11 +0000 UTC
I thought you fucking died
Mercedes fan
2024-04-29 21:11:10 +0000 UTC
🔥
MrCubehead
2024-04-29 21:11:10 +0000 UTC
YAY
Leg Brace Lady
2024-04-29 21:11:09 +0000 UTC
About time you fuckin piss ant
DkFoz
2024-04-29 21:11:04 +0000 UTC
Holy fuck
Mercedes fan
2024-04-29 21:10:56 +0000 UTC
My lord and savior
Mracik
2024-04-29 21:09:48 +0000 UTC