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The Nerve #27 - Voicemail Activism

yes I know I had a lot of coffee

i scream about Ferrari's new partnership with HP and the sort of illicit activities these new corporate sponsorships get up to

i also take action in the fight against the stroll crime family

there may be other topics but i blacked out for most of this episode

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2014/apr/09/hewlett-packard-108m-corruption-government-it-us-bribery

https://www.reuters.com/legal/official-oracle-pay-about-23-mln-resolve-second-sec-bribery-case-2022-09-27/

https://www.upstreamonline.com/people/petronas-contractor-investigated-over-alleged-corruption-on-sarawak-project/2-1-1457481

The Nerve #27 - Voicemail Activism
The Nerve #27 - Voicemail Activism

Comments

You know what is poetic, Adrian newey didn’t go to jaguar because of internal politics. Now he’s leaving the team that jaguar became because of internal politics

Pewis midfieldcarmerchantwashedmilton

Thank you!

Andrew Bogle

Glad I could help. And yes, videos are only available through the app as far as I know.

Mario Koretz

Thank you! That worked! No RSS feed for videos, correct? I'm pretty technically inept...

Andrew Bogle

Maybe you can manually add the rss feed link there? It worked in my podcast app. Collections - Menu - Rss feed link

Mario Koretz

I want signed printed little willie

Moh HS

Is this available on Overcast app as podcast?

Andrew Bogle

GOOSE LORD MAN HE RANG ASSTON MARTIN AND LEFT THE BEST VOICEMAIL KNOWN TO HUMANITY. 😂

TicoSprinter

Is this why he is not with us anymore? 😂

Carlos's next WAG

F1 Corruption Awakening. And I still love it!

Victoria

It's called cognitive dissonance and it affects millions of people each year

Brad Powers

Hahaha. Saying “hello” after every ring is hilarious

DataDog

He’s not an actual paedo, you fucking tool. He’s just annoying AF.

Ryan Ewers

What’s your problem?

Ryan Ewers

So lemme get this straight? u know he's a shit fetish paedo? And u STILL LET YOUR 3 YEAR OLD watch his shitty show? May as well spread your brains onto the fuckin ceiling weirdo!! WTAF is wrong with people.....

EdwardiganZ

Blippi is the worst character/person on the internet. No adult man should EVER act like that. The fact my brains haven’t been spread across my ceiling is a miracle despite having watched hours of that asshole; unfortunately, my 3 year old likes his show.

Ryan Ewers

You are WRONG. There are Jetpacks, there are MULTIPLE FLYING CARS, and there are human animal hybrids

fuckwhalepeople🐷

Don’t buy HP printers.

Leif Byrge-Liebig

Homie my Instagram reels are still goofy memes, you are just looking at fucked shit 24/7 so it shows you more fucked shit. Lol

Marcus J Osborne

Sheffield’s not too big, you’d see the dentist somewhere

Viktor tehShikari

The first 10 minutes, we must protect rpm at all costs

Louise Gordon

Lance Stroll supporter ahh comment, fuck off

Mark Twatter

Google search Blippi harlem shake poop.

José Saraiva

First 7 min and i dying

Gabber420

THE HARDCOCK STADIUM REQUIRES YOUR GYTARRR SOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TURBOROKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Zulugwa

Brilliant commentary as to be expected

Tony2Glocks

Cant believe you didnt mention JPS Lotus

Greenman 13

Cost cap makes the cumpetition close, but suction cars + Newey do the full opposite, because only Newey knows how to make ground suction work perfectly. But at the same the no cost cap would allow other teams to catch up.

Zulugwa

TRUU LULW

Zulugwa

Ask her if she likes the Dum Fuk and perform or not perform the exorcism acordingly. forsenKek

Zulugwa

Salut salut

Ioan Berci

Român? Salut

Alexandr Nita

Feed me, Seymore!

Dum Fuk

Loved every second of your psychosis podcast

Ioan Berci

Okay so my sister walked in on me listening to the podcast on the holy orthodox's easter day, and now she wont look me in the eyes again.. thank you

Ioan Berci

How do you sort comments by most liked?

Oscar Pastry 🐳

First 10 minutes were exactly why I joined

Team El Haych

Mark my words Lance Stroll will cause a red flag during the monaco gran prix

NOT Michael Masi’s Burner

Cant wait for another Stroll rant

zone braker

When are we getting the filmed nerve sessions? :D

JT

I SWEAR TO GOD AND I FUCKING DARE YOU TO GET A SELFIE WITH LANCE STROLL AT THE SILVERSTONE GP YOU HITLER SIM-PATH-THYSER!!!!

YourGranHasGoodInsideTheMouthSkin

Totally unrelated to the video, but doesnt the way Slipknots new drummer hits his drums remind you of Jos Verstappen correcting his wife?

Cyberdyne Systems Model 101

Brilliant, if you weren't such a socially inept incel beta cuck you could be the best standup comedian in the country right now

Jon

You are awesome and always make me laugh. Thank you. Keep doing what you are doing in a pace that feels comfortable. Ignore the impatient dicks.

Mario Koretz

FULL PAGE SPREAD

Harrison

SAINZ FOR ASTON MARTIN 2025!

R R

Dum for 11/10 gg XD

Matt

I love the Chinaman voice. Do more voices !!

Matt

I don't understand any of what you just wrote, but I thank you for your support of my comment.

Cuntley Twatson

You did good, pig, you did good.

Evinak

I WANT TO MARRY YOU ROCKET LET ME SET ASTON MARTIN ON FIRE WITH YOU AND THEN AFTER WE CAN HAVE A LOT OF BUM FUN AND DEEP THROAT

little rocket

You can have boring summaries of news everywhere else. This is the channel of a creative comedian. As soon as recency of news supersedes the art, the comedy will likely die.

Mario Koretz

Some people have no sense of humour! Dark humour at that. If you don't like him then fuck right off! Simple ya twat.Just like you.

EdwardiganZ

Absolute legend!

Marco

I'm glad you clarified which HP because I was genuinely stoked for Ferrari to get in bed with that sweet steak sauce. My disappointment is immeasurable.

F1 F1ENDS

Oh fuck yeah, and they can make the car look like an F-22

Panic.In.Hispanic

This is comedy. It should be listened to as such. He’s not a tabloid YT cuck.

I am the Milkman.

Lockheed-Martin Haas F1 Team

Wax Yerstrapon

Vlad, about blippi he shat into a other mans anus doing the harlem shake

undercore

No musical peice 🥲

Osama bin ankle socks

Get fucked

Nick

Such hypocrisy going after Newey and Willians after Senna's death. How many racing drivers had died before that? Blaming the car designer because the person who died was a superstar is such crap. It's like when someone famous OD's they chase down the dealer and his mum and jail them for life.

Airflow To The Turbo 🦁

Your content lately has been shit. Half the time, you are just ragging over something in your personal life, and very little is given to F1 stuff. It takes too long for new content to come out, and all the news is obsolete by then. Every other content creator is running circles around you. Do better!

tiko17

Hey rocket, do yourself a favor and look into why there are only like 3 companies atm that are allowed to produce and sell printers (at least in the US)

Garyy

Hey Vlad, thanks for analyzing the Newey situation a week late, directly before Red Bull allowed him to leave at the start of '26. I'm not paying a fortune in Patreon fees to listen to last week's news.

Cuntley Twatson

This has been the funniest Nerve so far… in a full train laughing out loud…

Walther Van Stipriaan

Spielberg DID make a crime movie. It’s called Catch Me If You Can starring Leonardo diCaprio and Tom Hanks and it’s great!

Jason Murillo

Best transmission of the Nerve by far

Quite_Phast

"was it worth potentially losing everything? Yes of course"

Foley's Wedding Planner

RPM doesn't understand that none of us will ever have a Dental girl story. We want this W for you harder than you do.

Foley's Wedding Planner

At this point, I'm pretty sure Stroll is doing these things on purpose just to give you a stroke

Gregory John

1hour long? Christmas has come early

Thomas Caswell

I'd love Northrop Grumman, Raytheon or General Dynamics to throw an UNGODLY amount of money into Haas and rocket them up to the top, but instead of hiding the blood on their hands, they use it as part of the promotional content.

Foley's Wedding Planner

I've been a Visa Cashapp 13% of the population commits a disproportionate number of the crimes Racing Bulls fan since they came to the grid......

Foley's Wedding Planner

In my head that message accidently went to a Tesco Managers cell phone in Southern Ireland, and while slightly confused, the guys now going around telling his friends about some lesbian domestic terrorist named Lance Stroll.

Foley's Wedding Planner

"hello I'm calling from the P1 podcast..."

Foley's Wedding Planner

The reason we're all on a list is because the government thinks were all "action" people and not just "words" people. Frankly I don't see any reason to disagree with them. #VivaLaHawk

Foley's Wedding Planner

God I hate that stupid little smirk he always has.

Foley's Wedding Planner

HAWO IM DUM FUK

Sogan Largeant

my no hair on the side of his head king, it appears as if Newey has shit where he stood and fucked off into the distance. that is all

Colton Valentino

It took you long enough you smug bastard of a cult leader, but, I have to say this could be your best overall NERRRVE to date, so was worth the wait.

No Limit Honky 🖕🏻

when's your next dentist appointment

Zacahorse

You’re confused by what I said. I said the viewership numbers from this year so far are not representative. Not that they hadn’t dropped.

Vershagger

The moment I saw the inboard camera of DF Stroll going under Ricciardo I immediately knew someone in an English shed was smiling at his TV. Nicely done Nostradamus.

Emilio Pereyra

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. 10/10 episode

457jinzo

I feel like by smash his face you meant poke her face. Nice work gaga - keep being mid

Island Mutt

This was great

Nobreadracing

what an absolute banga

Cooper

How much is a brand new HP printer? About half the cost of a replacement ink cartridge for a used HP printer!!!!

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

the intro is chefs kiss👩🏼‍🍳😚💋

rocketpoweredslut🧿🪬

If I was Ferrari Enzo. I would sue that guy with Nyan cat Ferrari aswel..... Or maybe not, I could just send him some sicilian sawed brocoli.

Zulugwa

Perfect gym listen rn

Joseph stuntin

The first 10 minutes will be sufficient more that too much. LULE

Zulugwa

Whats the link for the signed photo copy of little rocket?

stew

Ok!!! I totally agree that the F1 has failed!!! The regs are a joke! There is NO WAY that 1 “driver” should dominate!! (Yes, I’m saying he/they cheat(s)) somehow!! I look forward to “undriveble” cars!! F1’s mission is to “create spectacle”! It’s supposed to be exciting!!

HaasSymp

Great post so in-cite-ful

HaasSymp

I'm sure this girl subs RPMF1's Patreon

Wojciech Jaguś

they can pay 3$

Christopher Norris

Newey didn’t join Jaguar in 01 because of the struggle between Niki Lauda and Bobby Rahal

Superferrariman

tEkNoLogY

Pando Porris Fan Girl

Motorsport-Total.com) - Now it's final: the Adrian Newey era at Red Bull is coming to an end. The star designer came from McLaren in 2006 and played a key role in the six designer and seven driver titles that Red Bull Racing has won since then. According to information from Motorsport-Total.com, he has now formally submitted his resignation. Cover photo for the news: Adrian Newey and Christian Horner © Motorsport Images It's final: Adrian Newey and Christian Horner part ways Last Thursday, auto motor und sport first reported on the impending separation. At that point, Newey had informed team management of his intention to resign. The 65-year-old has now done everything he can and submitted his resignation in writing. An official statement from Red Bull Racing on the matter is expected before the start of the Miami Grand Prix next weekend. The separation modalities have already been clarified behind the scenes. Accordingly, Newey should finally leave the company at the beginning of 2025 at the latest. ADVERTISEMENT Newey communicated the reasons for his decision in an internal letter. A very significant factor is said to have been his broken relationship with team boss Christian Horner. And an interview Horner gave to Motorsport.com , a sister publication of Motorsport-Total.com on the Motorsport Network, in late 2023. Why an interview plays a crucial role In the interview published on December 30, 2023, Horner had explained that Newey's role had changed in recent years, "and the technical team under him, led by Pierre Wache, is doing a wonderful job, so they don't “dependent on Adrian”. Horner also explained that Manchester United did not go under when star striker Eric Cantona left the team. Red Bull is stronger with Newey, but the rest of the team has developed further. Horner also said that he himself had always been a fan of Alex Ferguson, the Manchester United team boss. An interview that didn't go down well with Newey and was apparently perceived by him as Horner wanting to make himself important and downplay the role of others in the team's success. Newey's wife Amanda even shared the interview on Twitter and commented: "What a load of hogwash." (German: "What nonsense.") Ralf Schumacher: "Red Bull is falling apart" For Ralf Schumacher one thing is certain: "At the moment you have to say quite honestly: Red Bull is falling apart. And Christian Horner bears sole responsibility for this by clinging to power with all his might," says the expert in an interview with Sky . "Adrian Newey needs harmony, he needs a good atmosphere, a good workplace." ADVERTISEMENT Schumacher now expects a domino effect at Red Bull: "With Wache there is someone at the technical forefront who, with Newey, technically managed the entire game. He can do that, but I think Christian Horner underestimates the individual figures. He believes he could Do everything personally. I think he's making a mistake." What's next? Five options conceivable! What Newey will do after Red Bull is unknown. According to information from Motorsport-Total.com, five options are conceivable: Mercedes, Aston Martin, McLaren and Ferrari. Or a complete withdrawal from the operational business of Formula 1, with a new career in technical consulting. ADVERTISEMENT The argument against Mercedes is that Newey apparently believes it would take too long to set the necessary course that could lead the team back to winning ways. He is 65 and will not stay in his next job for 19 years, as was the case at Red Bull. In addition, he apparently doesn't have a particularly high opinion of Toto Wolff. At Aston Martin, Lawrence Stroll waves his checkbook. Dan Fallows, a long-time colleague of Newey at Red Bull, is already there. But: Newey has earned enough money in his career. He's all about doing things he enjoys. And about appreciation for his work, which he no longer experienced at Red Bull. We hear that Newey Stroll Sr. is said to be rather reserved and therefore unlikely to consider the Canadian's financially attractive offer. Also because he doesn't like the idea that Stroll could drive up Aston Martin's market value with Newey as an asset and then perhaps sell the team for a profit. Newey has already worked for McLaren in the past, from 1997 to 2005. This would no longer be a new challenge for him. He gets along great with CEO Zak Brown on a personal level. But Newey apparently doubts that the team can free up the resources that are necessary for World Cup success in Formula 1. Photo series: Adrian Newey's world champion cars Adrian Newey's world champion cars Photo series Will he end up moving to Ferrari after all? So that leaves Ferrari. It's no secret that they want him there. "There are rumors that he was recently spotted in Bologna. That's possible," believes Schumacher. "Fred Vasseur is currently trying to reorganize the team to make everything possible for Lewis Hamilton and Charles Leclerc. I think he is very, very clever." ADVERTISEMENT "And I could also imagine: Adrian Newey at Ferrari, leading the team to the top of the World Cup again, that's what challenges him. And I think the only thing he wants is always to do it quickly Building a car. He just enjoys motorsport and the challenge of being the best." Schumacher also believes that Newey will "not be the last problem" that Red Bull faces: "Max Verstappen is thinking about it, as is Dr. Helmut Marko, if you watch him like that. I'll give Red Bull two more years. If If they continue to stick with Christian Horner, the team will sink into mediocrity. I'm pretty sure of that." Newey announced at the end of 2005 that he would be leaving McLaren and moving to Red Bull. In 2009 the team won a Grand Prix for the first time, followed in 2010 by their first World Cup double with Sebastian Vettel at the wheel. It was not until 2023 that Newey extended his contract with Red Bull by “several years,” as it was said at the time. Now they part ways. Finally.

Pando Porris Fan Girl

Literally the first time my wife put Blippi on for our 3 year old I told her he’s probably a pedo. Discovered the poop video today and I’m having a good time rubbing that “called it” in her face. No more Blippi in our house.

Professor Alfred Sharpton

Disagree. The sport had a splash of popularity in the States because of Netflix and then returned to its normal viewership when everyone realized that 2021 was the exception not the rule. During the rise of popularity in the US all but one or two races all year were at absurd times, but viewership increased exponentially. Why is it any different in the UK?

Professor Alfred Sharpton

Lil Rocket MUST be made aware of this fact

Professor Alfred Sharpton

good fucking lord

Jos Verstappen’s Boxing Gloves

I finally found the time to listen, and here are my first thoughts: You should release this (maybe minus the Q&A part) uncut for the commonwealth. There are people out there who deserve to be educated about F1, past and present, through your priceless point of view.

Amir Vafaei

RPM FTW! 💪🔥

butters_147

The weekly podcast, that comes out every month

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

He's the goaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt I love this guy so much

Lil, bŕo

My dad was on the board of directors of HP in the late 90s when Carly Fiorina became the CEO and during the Compaq merger. He and a few board members bounced when they had to let go of 30k employees because she was the worst thing to happen to that company. Eventually the board got rid of her, but he had already left by then. I also grew up with the grandson of Mr Packard. His name was Woodley 😂 (You trip over the kids and grandkids of people who started tech companies when you live in the Bay Area and were a kid in the 90s).

Just Another Blonde

I will sign the petition for everyone to spam Aston Martin to tell them about how bad the spastic is at driving. No wonder he doesn't drive into the track. All he does is crash anything with 2 and 4 wheels

Commonly HMRC

Wait till he finds out blippi did a harlem shake vid of him allegedly shitting in another man's ass

mckasshole

No way you called Aston Martin. Bullshido!

mucklemon

Rippm can you remember when Ruddles best was a quid in wetherspoons???

harvey

Rest in Peace Roland and Ayrton :/

Florian

i’m currently listening to this on my lunch break at work and no one around me knows i’m listening to RPM call aston martin to tell them lance stroll is a spastic. i find that so funny 🤣

Jos Verstappen’s Boxing Gloves

i wouldn’t put it past him 🤣

Jos Verstappen’s Boxing Gloves

https://www.motorsport-total.com/formel-1/news/newey-kuendigung-ist-erfolgt-fuenf-optionen-fuer-seine-zukunft-denkbar-24043007 Can someone german translate?

Georgi Vladimirov

RPM NEEDS TO GOOGLE "BLIPPI SCANDAL" 🤣🤣

ChouOnThis

Don't think RPM knows about Blippi history of taking a liquid shit on his buddies chest bc only people with children who hate Blippi know this

ChouOnThis

Click.... here we go

Paul Di Resta

HE SAID HE IS IN THE DENTIST. BOYS HE MADE IT

Magnus

I saw HP and assumed Hewis Pamilton...boy was I in for a surprise...

David Nelson

Aston Martin use the basic bitch EE voicemail message… every day is a school day

Skywalker

could you imagine if she subscribed to the patreon XD

PC Brummie

To be fair, the viewing numbers for 2024 are gunna be massively impacted by the ridiculous times for EU viewers. So they are not an accurate depiction of viewer numbers for this year.

Vershagger

So, how many days we’ll have to wait, thinking you’re dead or in jaIL and have a mutiny before you post the next thingy??

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

my will to live has now been extended

I love you Führer

Oh lord our savior has arrived….

LemUhu

Blippi once took a shit into another man's asshole. Google Harlem shake poop. Surprised RPM didn't mention it!

shootrmgavin

I'm surprised RPM didnt mention Blippi's past when he was talking about him being a nonce. He made a video once, when he was still going by as Steezy Grossman where he literally shits into another man's asshole. Dont believe me, google Harlem shake poop. He's even addressed it since he became Blippi.

shootrmgavin

the neeeeeeeeeerve to wait so long to releasing the nerve

Intergalactic Window Licker

The Cost Cap was supposed to make competition closer and entice new teams. Instead when The Regime fucks their design they can't respond and when Andretti wants in they get told to fk off. Team Spaghetti spending more than the cap on drivers alone is just jokes.

Dum Fuk

Fucking finally, ggeeeeesssseeeus

Viktor tehShikari

Every time Horndog mentioned reminds me of little rocket on top of the Christian Horner pp

Seeker

Got out of bed and had a full The Nerve….. I love the sound of Napalm in the morning!! 💥

Lauda’s Ghost

The nerve of a late the nerve - DISGUSTING!

Naomis_Queef

“Is it illegal to impersonate a forehead” 😂😂😂

Scotch terrorist

Pls tell me that phone call to Aston Martin was for real

Window_Licking_Good

Shoutout to the Dentist ™️ family. Also we tried to overthrow you while you were gone but then you posted this so we cool now.

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

The internet did use to be fun. Glad someone else said it

Stevie Jaay

THE FUCKING NERVE

MarcoVonMonza

SIEG!!! forsenSheff /

Zulugwa

It us who has to help us. God is gone, watching us, wondering if we succeed.

Zulugwa

I've stopped worrying and learned to appreciate stroll. Without his fun antics causing all sorts of flags i think f1 would lose a lot of entertainment in the 2nd place race Verstappen era

ungraa

Never laugh so hard in a while, AND IM ONLY 7 MINUTES IN

Bitter_Solution

Where’s the opening tunes?

Jennga, a Shagger

ohhhhhhh what an episode. thank you daddy. where do I send my credit card details for a print out scan of lil rocket please and thank you x

Meaghan

Forget the dental assistant already. If she thinks you are unreasonable you have no chance. If she thinks you are reasonable she is likely insane and homicidal. F1 will never bring back V-10’s because this is exactly what the commonwealth pigs want. F1 is no longer a place where testosterone is welcomed, but Lando ladyboys are celebrated. We who want a genuine spectacle are dinosaurs in the modern world. God help us!

Achmed Rosenstein

Herro Dum Fuk, I’m Fuk Yu.

Hugh Mungus

If you left me a voicemail I would come so hardddddd

IamStupid

Calling Aston Martin 🤣🤣🤣

Jrock3091

beautiful. thank you daddy rocket🙏💕

rocketpoweredslut🧿🪬

Pigdaddy....Don't watch shit, won't see shit, you know? Thanks for taking on the Strullovitch family.

April Hughes

You actually don't know how accurate you are about HP being a war criminal. They're literally on the list of companies to boycott because they're still operating in Israel (aka funding constant literal war crimes)

NoticeMeRPMSenpai

Go look up what Blippi first did to try and get famous.

O

Fucking hell

Pp smol

I will give up ankle socks for a signed double page spread of lil rocket

Osama Bin Ankle Socks

HP sells some cheaper printers in the US at least. HCHAAAYCHPEE just needs to lower their prices to compete. You repulsive phlegmy eurotrash.

David Z

Ohhh. Ohhhhh imma about to have a moisty chair.

Sapeghost

Blippi Scandal https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katienotopoulos/blippi-youtube-kids-star-harlem-shake-poop

Mac Daddy

A FULL fahken HOUR!?!?!? Thank you daddy!!

Brent Weir

I am the lady dentist and can confirm I'm buried behind the bungalow

J-P Duyck

This is a proper nerve

BananaFurmer

Since we're talking about dead people on social media, here's a clip of a new woman who took her recently deceased uncle to the bank to the take a loan in his name, here in Brazil. https://youtu.be/q-AcWtDrfAk?si=06J4nXkVex-58Yjz

Acosta79 🇧🇷

I really really really wish that lady dentist is here watching with us. I really do

DAYUMica Patrick

Bing chillin lmao wbuu

Duraab

This podcast is Moist

Digitalral

F1 WILL become 100% electric and you WILL like it

George Alexander

This week in Miami dumb fuk is going to crash into the marina and cause delays in getting our Jeff Bezos surprise packages

Commonly HMRC

An whole hour of the Nerve. How blessed are we that Rocket stopped making Somalian tik tok videos for the special edition of the Nerve

Commonly HMRC

I also wish you had googled “Blippi Scandal” like you did for HP and Oracle. There’s some pretty funny stories online

NigdemSlayer

Lance Stroll has too few brain cells to be considered part of the human species. 🤷‍♀️

Em

I genuinely don’t know if I’d recognise RPM with his sunnies off and a beanie on. Someone needs to photoshop what this would look like so we know what to look for in Tesco at 2am 📷

NigdemSlayer

The voicemail, the tits and death rant, and the awkward incel diatribe What a fucking episode, nailed it from start to finish

Caveman Adam

Ok so I just finished it and have to ask when the pt 2 is

Matt

Nyan Cat is the GOAT of the memes

DAYUMica Patrick

Okay fair enough this was worth the wait

Charlie

just added the links to the articles cos I forgot lol

Snail Chaser

I was listening to the last episode for the zillionth time an hour ago. THANK FUCK THIS ONE’S FINALLY OUT🙂

Bence Gábor

This is pure comedy gold

Sir Mark

“And just as you’re about to achieve a full achievement, the plane hits the south tower” 🤣🤣🤣

InvestiGAYtiv JERnerlist

Thanks Hitler, about time! Actually, you know what, on second thoughts it's actually PURfect timing...aside the small matter of it being a week late, while every other twat is out there moaning, "oh why did you release it now, I've got to go to bed😭😭😭", here in Sydney this is prime time baby, just like the Japan & China GP's. You know what, I'm sorry I called you Hitler earlier, you've just made my day and I'm thankful for that. I'm happily munching on this with my morning coffee listening to crazy voicemails, challenging wank inspiration and having my PTSD triggered by Stroll's incompetence once again, argghhh fuck you RPM, you really are Hitler reincarnated!

cartman

“I immediately regret this decision. This is Matthew Gallagher from the P1 podcast.” Fucking pure gold I can’t stop laughing.

Keith🦜

Rocket Fuhrer is just mad that Insta Reels are stealing his 9/11 content

Asscar Pissastri

Sack Lance Stroll for not answering the phone

Alex Coombes

Fuck me, the voicemail.

Stanley Buttlover

Finally, someone telling the truth about cigarettes! they are more safe than printers!

Kilokolkonka

where is the link of the article? you muppet!

vedeh

Been waiting for this episode for a week

peeves91

Fucking stonks mate

Aladeen Madafaka

The Fuhrer is back!!!

Aladeen Madafaka

Cock scan plz daddy xxxx

Lance Strolls Window

I’ve got a vinyl wrapping company available to put Gorlok on the Corsa. Let’s discuss

NashTickles

About fucking time you slut

Petke

Do not buy home printers. You will get scammed on the ink cartridges. If you have to print stuff, get an actual big phat office laser printer. It will be cheaper in the long run.

raf

Yo whadduuuuppppp lol

thelingletingle

Can I have a frame for my signed photo of lil rocket please daddy

Ellie

Funny seeing you here 💀

Duraab

How is the YOLKING going? https://youtube.com/shorts/Zz8ufWS--m0?si=LoBRw54Hv3porz8I

PHLATearth

He can, and he did. The bastard!

B681

Thank you

Pang

Facts

xWHOGAFx .

Stroll face makes me want to poop

Suicidalsheep

It’s about damn time

George21

58th 👍 (Just like stroll if daddy Warbucks didn't have a 25% stake in Aston Martin Racing)

TrustedCharl

Stop leaving me on read. Xoxo.

thelingletingle

I don't believe in God, but RPM is doing the Lord's work leaving a voicemail for the Aston Martin team

axman1000

Rpm, im sticking to my claim: if you release a video every week for the rest of the season, I’ll give you my blue Ferrari jacket

chase

Great attack on the p1. War: 1-0 rpm

xWHOGAFx .

Matt G catching strays 💀💀

natlouu

That voicemail had me dying

Tuna

Flat out as we speak

Mehall

I don’t think that was the right phone number for Aston Martin F1. You might have just called a man named Aston Martin.

Nicca

Here. We. Go!

Lucas Holmes

Am I dreaming?

Not_aNOOB

You can knock one out whilst listening

Illegitimate Bastard son of Eddie Jordan

Love it another one

xWHOGAFx .

MI5 all over that phone call

Dylan Collins

UNBELIEVABLE

PHLATearth

Ok, the bungalow is safe!

Georgi Vladimirov

I mean having a video for every race😢

nick

Jesus christ are you actually calling Aston Martin

Joe Hendry

ABOUT FUCKING TIME MATE

SpasticSympathiser

the bungalow is safe for now

Amy

Danke mein fuher

Meowdolf Kitler

Love me a RPM chinese impersonation

DAYUMica Patrick

The Lord has returned 🙏

Dankiest Mist

HE'S STILL ALIVE

DAYUMica Patrick

Thank god! I ran out of cocaine and your the only thing keeping me sane

Bailey Kelter

Dum fuck

George Allerton

You should be shot for taking so long Hitler!

B681

And a long one too, you absolute beautiful man

Pumpernickel Smuggler

Just after I came from a 45 minute walk with the dog and am about to go to but. Right old cunt, as always.

Tickle

sieg heils mein führer

Rocketpoweredchud

Wtf bro, get out of my mind. I had a random thought about you and you released the nerve. COINCIDENCE???! I THINK NOT #RPMIsALizard

TrickySmalls

DUM FUK does it every single time... Is there a place where I can do F1 sports betting? 100% bet Stroll will crash. Easy money.

Large Chungus

Good. I am not disapppointed

Seymour Bhutts

Just in time for bed, nice one

Mehall

Bro fuck off I have to SLEEP you can't publish this at this time.

deletefrance

RPM is number 7 on patreon for videos, with 4 posts a month lol

GeNeRaToR84

About time! Been busy gassing people too much ha Hitler?

Muhammed Bin Mohawk

CALM DOWN

Mike

We thought you fucking DIED

Modders

YOU DELIVERED YOU FUCKING BEAUTIFUL MAN

Superferrariman

The voice is always funny …

Papa Bogey

The führer is back

John

Danke mein Führer!

Joas

RIGHT WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS YOU FUCKING JEW

PC Brummie

Thank fuck

Matt

There better be a window-licker tieraid in here

Seymour Bhutts

Yeeeees

InvestiGAYtiv JERnerlist

Did you forget to post this, be honest

Jordan Permenter

Let's fucking go, exactly what the militia needed, thankyou David Koresh

skycityofangels

Thank fuck it was about time

Robuuste

Hail RPM

Chuck Norris

Finally our Führer is back

Chuck Norris

Bout fokin toime

Illegitimate Bastard son of Eddie Jordan

WOOOOO

Leo

FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME WAIT love you daddy xx

Lance Strolls Window

The Führer has arrived

A

Holy fuck 1 whole hour

Cait Masterson

YIPPEEE!!!!!

Tom

Was about time Hitler

Pumpernickel Smuggler

About time cunt

Johnny Pervert

AN HOUR!!!!

cMuzzy1

ITS TIMEEE

NigdemSlayer

Papa Rocket

Sogan Largeant

Itshappening.gif

Thew

Oh brother…

Eleanor Blythe

He has answered our prayers

Lord Charlesworth lll

Thank you Hitler!

Poois Midfieldmilton

I thought you fucking died

Mercedes fan

🔥

MrCubehead

YAY

Leg Brace Lady

About time you fuckin piss ant

DkFoz

Holy fuck

Mercedes fan

My lord and savior

Mracik


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